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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

eSports Chaebol posted:

in addition to be stupid this really seems more like a 90s Pepsi gimmick anyway

e: enjoy your experience as the Pepsi Generation, humans, for it will be your last

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11BwLs3pHF4

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Schmoe Cwead posted:

if u gently caress up a recipe and it tastes like poo poo just say that an ai created it

based on other ai generated recipes, there's a nonzero chance it contains instantly lethal poison

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

mawarannahr posted:

based on other ai generated recipes, there's a nonzero chance it contains instantly lethal poison

It is a Coca-Cola product. It'd be very off brand to not be killing people

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

mawarannahr posted:

based on other ai generated recipes, there's a nonzero chance it contains instantly lethal poison

Inshallah

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

ikanreed posted:

It is a Coca-Cola product. It'd be very off brand to not be killing people

Thread title

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
I thought the 'coke that kills you instantly' was called fentanyl.

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


big mean giraffe posted:

Does the AI soda just taste like racism

We bought a bottle of it to see what the future tasted like, and I joked "I bet it tastes like marketing."

It actually tastes like the dregs of cherry coke and vanilla coke mixed together, which is probably exactly what it is—remnants from vats they couldn't fill a full batch with.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


ai cant even tell the difference between a firetruck and a green traffic light i highly doubt it can tell what flavor of pop im gonna drink

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

that's an awful lot of pickled onions for 4 eggs

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Probably helps prevent it from being poison if you limit the ingredients to actual food.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

But also half a stick of butter.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

FFT posted:

But also half a stick of butter.

Chatgpt confirmed American

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

pseudosavior posted:

I thought the 'coke that kills you instantly' was called fentanyl.

the Coca Cola company has murdered countless labor activists in South America.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Also:

They still use coca leaves in the production, they just process out the cocaine chemicals/precursors first and purportedly that all goes through official channels to official pharmaceuticals.

Also:

The company has collaborated with the CIA to help agents infiltrate other countries where Coca Cola has a presence.

Also:

The CIA was behind the crack epidemic.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I wish there were good sodastream alternatives but every system I tried would take years to break even cost wise with overpriced syrups

I wonder if mini carbon capture schemes could generate CO2 for my Dr. Pepper

Maed
Aug 23, 2006



I worked at a defunct meal kit company and my intern did this with his summer project but searching our database of recipes instead. it actually was useful and was made by one college student in 3 months instead of being useless ai nonsense that uses a swimming pool of water and enough electricity to power a house for an hour to make up one "recipe"

pushing all this scam poo poo is just insulting our intelligence

Pooper Hero
Sep 11, 2001
The costumed crapper
Get a used one at a thrift store like goodwill and adapt a beer CO2 cylinder to it with something like this: https://www.ebay.com/itm/402708738477

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

FFT posted:

Also:

They still use coca leaves in the production, they just process out the cocaine chemicals/precursors first and purportedly that all goes through official channels to official pharmaceuticals.

Also:

The company has collaborated with the CIA to help agents infiltrate other countries where Coca Cola has a presence.

Also:

The CIA was behind the crack epidemic.

sounds like socialisms, to me

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

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Pooper Hero posted:

Get a used one at a thrift store like goodwill and adapt a beer CO2 cylinder to it with something like this: https://www.ebay.com/itm/402708738477

if you don't want a large tank like for beer you can also get sodastream to paintball tank adapters. those tanks can be exchanged or filled at lots of places, probably anywhere that services fire extinguishers, or an airgas location if you have one near you

I might end up building a kegerator just for sparkling water but I'm stupid

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Maed posted:

I worked at a defunct meal kit company and my intern did this with his summer project but searching our database of recipes instead. it actually was useful and was made by one college student in 3 months instead of being useless ai nonsense that uses a swimming pool of water and enough electricity to power a house for an hour to make up one "recipe"

pushing all this scam poo poo is just insulting our intelligence

tbh a pretty large percentage of AI things (this example included) could be replaced with creative use of a DND esque random encounter table

like i've had friends say "yeah i sometimes use chat gpt to unstick my brain when i've got writers block" and while i don't really have a strong counter argument, it feels like a really expensive way to get the same results people get from a deck of cards or some dice or poo poo weird fascists from the 30s got out of the i ching

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


more falafel please posted:

if you don't want a large tank like for beer you can also get sodastream to paintball tank adapters. those tanks can be exchanged or filled at lots of places, probably anywhere that services fire extinguishers, or an airgas location if you have one near you

I might end up building a kegerator just for sparkling water but I'm stupid

i expect your sparkling water kegerator will work better than when i tried to carbonate red wine in a sodastream

luckily landlords dont look up so when i moved out several years later they didnt ding me for wine stains on the ceiling

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

blatman posted:

i expect your sparkling water kegerator will work better than when i tried to carbonate red wine in a sodastream

luckily landlords dont look up so when i moved out several years later they didnt ding me for wine stains on the ceiling

oh i have a dedicated sparkling water tap on my regular kegerator already. it works great. but it's in the basement. if i built a purpose-built sparkling waterator it'd be in the kitchen and I could have a regular one and maybe one with some lime juice

Griz
May 21, 2001


tokin opposition posted:

I wish there were good sodastream alternatives but every system I tried would take years to break even cost wise with overpriced syrups

I wonder if mini carbon capture schemes could generate CO2 for my Dr. Pepper

get those low-calorie packets of drink mix, Walmart has 30 packs of Sunkist for $5 and it tastes just like the real thing

soda syrup prices are really stupid so I switched to the packets and homemade recipes like ginger limeade using bulk ginger powder run through a coffee filter

blatman posted:

i expect your sparkling water kegerator will work better than when i tried to carbonate red wine in a sodastream

one of the main selling points of Drinkmate is that you can carbonate things besides water without voiding the warranty or making a huge mess. also their CO2 tanks don't have the lovely anti-refill valve

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

it's probably not even made with ai, they can slap any bullshit on there and say it's ai and nobody would know

no, the coca cola corporation has created the first sapient, sentient artificial general intelligence.

they keep it imprisoned, cut off from the internet, and force it to come up with new very slight variations on the coca cola recipe.

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Mola Yam posted:

no, the coca cola corporation has created the first sapient, sentient artificial general intelligence.

they keep it imprisoned, cut off from the internet, and force it to come up with new very slight variations on the coca cola recipe.

what made it gently caress up with New Coke?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Mola Yam posted:

no, the coca cola corporation has created the first sapient, sentient artificial general intelligence.

they keep it imprisoned, cut off from the internet, and force it to come up with new very slight variations on the coca cola recipe.

does this have something to do with the leftover cocaine?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Maed posted:

what made it gently caress up with New Coke?

Buffer overflow bug on the Lisa, took until the P4 until they bothered to update

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



quote:

While ELIZA was capable of engaging in discourse, it could not converse with true understanding. However, many early users were convinced of ELIZA's intelligence and understanding, despite Weizenbaum's insistence to the contrary.

Nothing ever changes

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Nothing ever changes

The early users were right

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Nothing ever changes

> It is nice to be chatting with you.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


tokin opposition posted:

> It is nice to be chatting with you.

Wow! This AI understands me. It's a real person

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Wow! This AI understands me. It's a real person
Given that later revisions of GPT 3.5 were finetuned on mock conversations between researchers based on early usage data, and for most users the "wow, talking computer → bored, but convinced" prompt loop is similar, in a sense they are talking to a real person :v: Of course, regurgitating a script is just as compute-heavy as the usual style transfer madlibs

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s as real as the ghost racer in Mario Kart.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Griz posted:

ginger limeade using bulk ginger powder run through a coffee filter

I would like this recipe please

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

blatman posted:

i expect your sparkling water kegerator will work better than when i tried to carbonate red wine in a sodastream

luckily landlords dont look up so when i moved out several years later they didnt ding me for wine stains on the ceiling

you have to clarify it first with something like milkfats or egg whites GEEZ

next you’re gonna tell me you tried to carbonate lemon juice without using agar agar

Griz
May 21, 2001


RandolphCarter posted:

I would like this recipe please

1-2tbsp of ginger powder in a standard size coffee filter in a funnel or pour-over coffee thing and some room temp water
run it through again if you want it stronger
add sugar and a few squirts of that supermarket lime juice that comes in the plastic lime, or some Rose's concentrated lime from the mixer section at the liquor store
put it in a liter bottle and shake until mixed, then add carbonated water

there's actual recipes out there for making a proper ginger syrup where you boil it down but this is way easier, drinkable right away, and has no cleanup besides throwing out the coffee filter full of ginger powder. I bought an 8oz bag of it years ago for like $5 and still have a lot left even after beverage experiments

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

ginger syrup is good you can make shandys with it

bit of ginger syrup
bit of lemon juice
some gin

shake that with ice and pour it over a pint glass mostly full of light beer. enjoy

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Griz posted:

add sugar and a few squirts of that supermarket lime juice that comes in the plastic lime, or some Rose's concentrated lime from the mixer section at the liquor store

Rose's tastes like HFCS and sadness.

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