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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Championship Series GDT: PHAT
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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
wow excited to see what interpretations of the strike zone the ump will have for us tonight, incredible so far, really challenging what a strike zone is

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Turner's got quite the butterfingers today

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAs9laxC-rs

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Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
trrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

BLAMMO

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Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

 Turner can do no wrong

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

lol again?
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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 is this loud enough merrill

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Trea Turner is so loving cool

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 the power of friendship

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
MORE DINGERS

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ChaosReaper
Feb 19, 2005
When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

 The Phillies sure love their first inning home runs

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Every time I decide "oh I don't need to tune in right away", every time

maybe I should not watch the games?

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
17 HR's lmao

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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
 The Phillies are treating baseball like top golf, it's horrible what they are doing to our beautiful game.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 coward walk

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
ATTA BOY TURNER

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

17 HR's lmao

They potentially have so many more games to play too

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 what's the most homers for a team in a postseason

25ish if i had to guess?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Bad baserunning to not take second on that.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 god drat that was close

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bryce didn't get doubled up that time!

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Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

Bad baserunning to not take second on that.

I think he was worried about last time he did that

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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
 Silly Alec, you can't hit a homer now, there's someone on base

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 one more dinger and they get a stupid record of most homers in a four game span in the postseason lol

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
yeah he was out

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Moreno has a cannon

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Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

 Are you kidding me harper?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

triple sulk posted:

one more dinger and they get a stupid record of most homers in a four game span in the postseason lol

I remember when the Cubs hit 6 in one game against the Cardinals in the 2015 NLDS :allears:

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
starting to think bryce 'bryce harper' harper is not the fastest

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol man he was out by like 10 feet

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Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.
 Wasn't really the pitch to go on but also I love him and he's perfect soooo

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Imagine not playing seven games vs the D-backs in September and learning to NEVER RUN ON THEM

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Kinda feel like that was done just to mock Carroll

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 galaxy brain move to give stott a few more pitches to figure out kelly and hit a dinger next inning

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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

maffew buildings posted:

starting to think bryce 'bryce harper' harper is not the fastest

He ran like a mad bastard past that stop sign last week.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
what a play!!!!

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
I don't think Alec fuckin hates it here anymore

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 holy poo poo

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Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

 Nice stop!

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