MLB Championship Series GDT: PHAT

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Remember the time Alex Gonzalez broke his arm on a pitch that the ump said didn't hit him?

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 11:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Just concede

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Bregor posted:

This feels like the Andy Reid timeout of challenges

no, the game would be close at that point

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

This is gonna end up 14-2

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

they're dead

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Snakes probably wish it�d been hbp

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 26 days!

Grem posted:

J.T. Realmuto is pretty cool

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Give me double digits

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

more runs for runstorm

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i would like a nick dinger to cap it off

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm dead serious, d-backs, just hit the showers and give us all an early night

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:36

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lol absolutely zero urgency on the throw in.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

triple sulk posted:

i would like a nick dinger to cap it off

you very nearly got it

sac fly is good too

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:36

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

awwwwww

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:36

Mavric: Dec 14, 2006; I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.

so close

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:36

Slimy Hog: Apr 22, 2008

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:36

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Give me double digits

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Red posted:

Snakes probably wish it�d been hbp

I saw when your autocorrect had that as hobo and thought it was pretty good slang actually

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:37

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

This must be demoralizing

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:37

Slimy Hog: Apr 22, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

I saw when your autocorrect had that as hobo and thought it was pretty good slang actually

But the hobo is batting now

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Jesus Dave, perk up

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:37

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Phillies are on fire

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Slimy Hog posted:

But the hobo is batting now

that's a swamp thing

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:38

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

Lol absolutely zero urgency on the throw in.

Seemed like he thought there were three outs

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

39-8 at home jesus christ

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:39

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Diamondbacks. Showers. Hit 'em. Nobody's gonna judge you any more than we already are.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:39

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

triple sulk posted:

if it's also not obvious, two runs will not win this game

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:39

Slimy Hog: Apr 22, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

Diamondbacks. Showers. Hit 'em. Nobody's gonna judge you any more than we already are.

The phillies aren't done taking bp though

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this was an easily blowable game like an inning ago lol

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

can a team concede? i am asking this unironically as i do not know

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i am going to search this

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:40

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Slimy Hog posted:

But the hobo is batting now

�Billy, this is Brandon Marsh. His defect is that he�s homeless.�

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:40

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

they can!

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:41

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the last forfeit to happen (which was forced)

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On August 10, 1995, the Los Angeles Dodgers gave out baseballs to paying customers as they entered the Dodger Stadium gates for a game against the St. Louis Cardinals. Fans interrupted the game in the seventh inning when they threw these baseballs onto the field, and again in the bottom of the ninth inning, with the Cardinals leading 2�1, when the first Dodgers batter, Ra�l Mondes�, was called out on strikes and ejected by home plate umpire Jim Quick for arguing, followed by Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda moments later for arguing with and abusing Quick. Dodger fans, fueled by a series of close calls, again threw their souvenir baseballs onto the field. The Cardinals left the field due to safety concerns, causing a several-minute delay, but when the Cardinals returned to the field, Dodgers fans threw more balls out of the center field bleachers, forcing the umpires to forfeit the game to St. Louis.[19][20] As a result of this incident, MLB ruled that in any future promotional giveaways of baseballs or any other throwable object, the items would be given out as fans exited the stadium.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:42

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bregor posted:

Seemed like he thought there were three outs

Yeah sorta looked like the other fielder told him

# ? Oct 18, 2023 03:42

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.