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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Grassy Knowles posted:

so tired of these tech trends horses with meaningless names

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Gonz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fak431cxRxU

I have no recollection of this device. What an absolutely perfect late 90’s monstrosity.

I watched that and thought it seemed pretty unwieldy to use as a gaming device. Good video as usual from Clint, though.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

It took a long time for FPS controls to evolve into the standard WASD+mouse everything uses now. Loads of 90s games made you walk by moving the mouse forwards or by using one of the buttons. And the PC never had a normal digital joypad/joystick so people were trying to play games on analogue flight joysticks (which is also a shitshow because the game port was designed for two joysticks with two buttons each, so that's why you had all kinds of hacks and special software to get more buttons that broke compatibility with many games)

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Kazinsal posted:

They're often incomprehensible machines with virtual isolation (ie. a fog machine) and they live in someone else's datacenter, so yeah, mainframes count as a cloud.

Grassy Knowles posted:

why wouldn't they?

yeah that's what i was thinking too. no new ideas in technology, eh?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Light Gun Man posted:

yeah that's what i was thinking too. no new ideas in technology, eh?

just new terms for consultants to make ridiculous amounts of money from

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Sweevo posted:

It took a long time for FPS controls to evolve into the standard WASD+mouse everything uses now. Loads of 90s games made you walk by moving the mouse forwards or by using one of the buttons. And the PC never had a normal digital joypad/joystick so people were trying to play games on analogue flight joysticks (which is also a shitshow because the game port was designed for two joysticks with two buttons each, so that's why you had all kinds of hacks and special software to get more buttons that broke compatibility with many games)

For a while there I played Quake with a 3-button mouse where I had (IIRC) right button bound to forward and mid button bound to back.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Sweevo posted:

It took a long time for FPS controls to evolve into the standard WASD+mouse everything uses now. Loads of 90s games made you walk by moving the mouse forwards or by using one of the buttons. And the PC never had a normal digital joypad/joystick so people were trying to play games on analogue flight joysticks (which is also a shitshow because the game port was designed for two joysticks with two buttons each, so that's why you had all kinds of hacks and special software to get more buttons that broke compatibility with many games)

These are the first computer game controls I ever used, back in 1971. I remember at the time my young brain struggled with translating them into the onscreen action.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

The entire idea of "each thing this server does runs in its own little container" is also another mainframe reinvention.

At least the modern equivalents are just a minimal linux userland (for containers) or VM-optimized linux distro (for cloud work and such) instead of the IBM style where the VMs run one of multiple available container OSes that are all different from the hosting OS - and from each other.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Dick Trauma posted:

These are the first computer game controls I ever used, back in 1971. I remember at the time my young brain struggled with translating them into the onscreen action.



Nutting Associates sounds like the 70s high class version of JO Bros

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Sweevo posted:

It took a long time for FPS controls to evolve into the standard WASD+mouse everything uses now. Loads of 90s games made you walk by moving the mouse forwards or by using one of the buttons. And the PC never had a normal digital joypad/joystick so people were trying to play games on analogue flight joysticks (which is also a shitshow because the game port was designed for two joysticks with two buttons each, so that's why you had all kinds of hacks and special software to get more buttons that broke compatibility with many games)
I played so much Duke Nukem 3D that it permanently broke my brain and I have no idea why others were not similarly afflicted; "A" for jump and "Z" for crouch made so much sense that I kept A as jump permanently and only switched Z to CTRL for crouch to make it easier to cover both simultaneously once the Half-Life era made using both basically simultaneously sometimes necessary (and for then Z to effortlessly become my default LEFT key as a result)

And of course I use my nose to hit P, and my foot pedal for back, and

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Grassy Knowles posted:

it was the first game i put on my ipad and the first game i rage deleted to difficulty

I always increased the bat so it was 3/4 the size of the screen. Or more.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Dick Trauma posted:

These are the first computer game controls I ever used, back in 1971. I remember at the time my young brain struggled with translating them into the onscreen action.



lol, your first computer game controls were on the first computer arcade game

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Enos Cabell posted:

Nutting Associates sounds like the 70s high class version of JO Bros

they got bought out by Ligma Corp in the 80's

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

LifeSunDeath posted:

they got bought out by Ligma Corp in the 80's

What the gently caress is the 80's

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Enos Cabell posted:

Nutting Associates sounds like the 70s high class version of JO Bros

When you're having an affair with a coworker, but you still wanna keep things professional.

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

Gonz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fak431cxRxU

I have no recollection of this device. What an absolutely perfect late 90’s monstrosity.
Endorsed by none other than...

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

BattleMaster posted:

What the gently caress is the 80's

Twenty years ago.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Trabant posted:

Twenty years ago.

:hai:

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

Pham Nuwen posted:

For a while there I played Quake with a 3-button mouse where I had (IIRC) right button bound to forward and mid button bound to back.

One of my dad's friends did this for Quake II. Not bad at all in the days when the middle mouse button was just a button and not a wheel.

When I started playing Doom in 1994 I used HJKL + left handed mouse. :catdrugs:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dick Trauma posted:

These are the first computer game controls I ever used, back in 1971. I remember at the time my young brain struggled with translating them into the onscreen action.



Twenty-five cents? loving hell.

Mantle
May 15, 2004

Gonz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fak431cxRxU

I have no recollection of this device. What an absolutely perfect late 90’s monstrosity.

I won one of these in an online raffle that seemed so easy to win in the late 90s/early 00s.* I never used it, but one of the guys in my clan did because he said he could creep quietly without footsteps with the analogue movement.

I wish it had survived my parents selling my childhood home, it seemed quite well built.

*Also won an XBOX raffle in 2004. Odds of winning used to be so good in the forums era.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mantle posted:

I won one of these in an online raffle that seemed so easy to win in the late 90s/early 00s.* I never used it, but one of the guys in my clan did because he said he could creep quietly without footsteps with the analogue movement.

I wish it had survived my parents selling my childhood home, it seemed quite well built.

*Also won an XBOX raffle in 2004. Odds of winning used to be so good in the forums era.

I won every contest in a specific issue of PC Powerplay magazine back in the day. They randomly drew from correct answers and my name came up 4 times. The drawing was honoured but they changed my name in the published results to negate cries of shenanigans.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

A crosspost from the newspaper comic strip thread. A 1981 newspaper being mined for old comic strips also turned up this:

Haifisch posted:

Special from the 81 paper: COMPUTERS







:techno:





The future is now.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-8e3DHV7M

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I love this guys smart-rear end way of doing stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXAXJaUU2UY

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Humphreys posted:

I love this guys smart-rear end way of doing stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXAXJaUU2UY

I appreciate how relatable his frustration is.

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius
I went through some boxes in the attic, I don't even remember where half of this stuff comes from!







More here: https://imgur.com/a/6Dm2way

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
That motherboard with cooler, three ram sticks and two cards slotted in (no identifying name visible in the photos) looks to have a few bulging caps.

And why so many Matrox cards, good god

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Just wanted to share a dream I had: I was at some computer museum and they were phasing out an exhibit on these crazy kabuki-style teletype battlestations from the late 70s/early 80s, and letting us call dibs before they sell everything for scrap. They were these self-contained workstations decked out with world clocks, printers, auxiliary graphical displays, and all sorts of dials and knobs and bells and whistles.

Imagine if you will some combination of these images, but centered entirely around a TTY terminal :











Thanks for dreaming with me :allears:

snorch has a new favorite as of 11:39 on Oct 18, 2023

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius

Arivia posted:

That motherboard with cooler, three ram sticks and two cards slotted in (no identifying name visible in the photos) looks to have a few bulging caps.

And why so many Matrox cards, good god

That's a Fujitsu-Siemens motherboard of all things, the caps look pretty gone.

We used to stuff the Matrox cards in our home servers just to get video out, and since nobody wanted them back then either, they were free.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I remember when my friends would whisper the name ~MATROX MILLENNIUM~ in hushed tones, like it was the impossible holy-grail component that nobody could afford but if you somehow got one your computing experience would be TO THE MOON

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Data Graham posted:

I remember when my friends would whisper the name ~MATROX MILLENNIUM~ in hushed tones, like it was the impossible holy-grail component that nobody could afford but if you somehow got one your computing experience would be TO THE MOON

First PC I built fully from scratch had a Matrox Millenium in it, served me well through the 3dFX Voodoo era.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Enos Cabell posted:

First PC I built fully from scratch had a Matrox Millenium in it, served me well through the 3dFX Voodoo era.

Mine had a whole 4MB of ram in it!

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

It was better when graphics cards had ridiculous names instead of boring numbers.

4650
4670
4680
4850
4870

vs

Rage Fury Turbo
Voodoo Banshee
Titan Thunderbolt
Triggershot Detonator
Ringmaster Dragon Fist
Warlock Colossus

Sweevo has a new favorite as of 15:17 on Oct 18, 2023

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
After they fell behind in the general GPU, they leaned hard into the multiple monitor space. Traders used to have a bunch of them in there 6 monitor setups

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Parhelia

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Data Graham posted:

I remember when my friends would whisper the name ~MATROX MILLENNIUM~ in hushed tones, like it was the impossible holy-grail component that nobody could afford but if you somehow got one your computing experience would be TO THE MOON

That couple of generation of cards had an addon kit to get video in/out which was the main tool used to make camrips, it had pro grade chips and it could pretty much remove any video noise/artefacts.

namlosh posted:

After they fell behind in the general GPU, they leaned hard into the multiple monitor space. Traders used to have a bunch of them in there 6 monitor setups

They now use intel and amd cards with modded drivers, they stopped making their own cards a few years back.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Sweevo posted:

It was better when graphics cards had ridiculous names instead of boring numbers.

4650
4670
4680
4850
4870

vs

Rage Fury Turbo
Voodoo Banshee
Titan Thunderbolt
Triggershot Detonator
Ringmaster Dragon Fist
Warlock Colossus

I really feel like the Roll Fizzlebeef could outrun the Blast Hardcheese if they’d just optimize their drivers better, since the Stump Beefknob is impossible to find on store shelves.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The box art for 90’s GPUs was always totally over the top.

There’d be some random Voodoo2 card that would have a VR werewolf Pope on the front of it, shooting lightning bolts out of a staff at F-16’s.

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I remember there being some early graphic card demo you could mod so it would remove the clothes from the sexy elf lady.

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