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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
serious question: why did Mazda drop the "Miata" name?

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Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

serious question: why did Mazda drop the "Miata" name?

It was only called that in North America, so might just be so that it has the same name everywhere.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
It's called the 'Mazda Roadster' in Japan still.

They've fairly recently dropped the other Japanese model names though (Demio, Axela, Atenza)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Iirc, when they dropped the protege name to go with just 3, it was said to be something to do with the Mazda name not being as recognized as the names of the cars themselves. Or something like that

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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It always annoyed me when car companies would drop evocative nameplates like Miata and Viper in favor of anonymous strings of letter-number codes. MX-5. SRT-10. YAWN-4

I guess I don't really care as much anymore, maybe because I recognize that the well of good car names is not infinitely deep and you end up with companies coming up with names like "Millenia" :psyduck:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

It always annoyed me when car companies would drop evocative nameplates like Miata and Viper in favor of anonymous strings of letter-number codes. MX-5. SRT-10. YAWN-4

I guess I don't really care as much anymore, maybe because I recognize that the well of good car names is not infinitely deep and you end up with companies coming up with names like "Millenia" :psyduck:

It's always been an MX-5 though. MX-3, MX-6 have all existed since forever.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah but not in the us.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Data Graham posted:

Yeah but not in the us.

Everyone knows the venerable Ford Probe

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

TBH I think they changed from Miata to MX-5 because it sounds more masculine. Lots of weird stereotyping about Miata drivers in the US.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Disgruntled Bovine posted:

TBH I think they changed from Miata to MX-5 because it sounds more masculine. Lots of weird stereotyping about Miata drivers in the US.

The only reason people hate on Miata drivers is they're compensating for having a micropenis. They're a loving blast to drive. Sure absolutely not the fastest car out there stock but the ND is actually pretty rapid for what it is, and it is probably one of the nimblest cars I've ever driven.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

TBH I think they changed from Miata to MX-5 because it sounds more masculine. Lots of weird stereotyping about Miata drivers in the US.

I remember when the Land Rover Discovery 3 was branded just as the 'LR3' in North America, LR's press release at the time stated that it was because the US market preferred alphanumeric model names.

At the time I thought that sounded screwy, since loads of cars (especially Japanese ones) that had alphanumeric names in the UK and/or Europe had 'proper' names in the USA. But perhaps that applied to the 4x4/SUV market rather the small accessible two-seat roadster market.

In reality it was far more likely to be because of the dogshit reliability reputation the Discos 1 and 2 had earned themselves on the American market.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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The thing that blows my mind about the Miata is that you'd think/assume it's gotten bigger and bigger over the years just like the Mini and the Fiat 500 and the Civic and everything else that started out tiny and then with every iteration they listened to the market research that said "it's great, I just wish there was a little more legroom"

But I went and looked up the dimensions of every Miata generation and they're within millimeters of each other, going back all the way to 1989. The current one is like three inches wider than the first-gen one but it's actually a tiny bit shorter overall

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

orange juche posted:

The only reason people hate on Miata drivers is they're compensating for having a micropenis. They're a loving blast to drive. Sure absolutely not the fastest car out there stock but the ND is actually pretty rapid for what it is, and it is probably one of the nimblest cars I've ever driven.

Or the opposite, their penis is too big to fit in a Miata so they're sad they'll never be able to enjoy owning one.

amenenema
Feb 10, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

Or the opposite, their penis is too big to fit in a Miata so they're sad they'll never be able to enjoy owning one.

Wow UN/post combo

"Miatas are for the birds..."

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

bird with big dick posted:

Or the opposite, their penis is too big to fit in a Miata so they're sad they'll never be able to enjoy owning one.

That's my story except instead of "penis is too big" it's "legs are too long"

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Data Graham posted:

The thing that blows my mind about the Miata is that you'd think/assume it's gotten bigger and bigger over the years just like the Mini and the Fiat 500 and the Civic and everything else that started out tiny and then with every iteration they listened to the market research that said "it's great, I just wish there was a little more legroom"

But I went and looked up the dimensions of every Miata generation and they're within millimeters of each other, going back all the way to 1989. The current one is like three inches wider than the first-gen one but it's actually a tiny bit shorter overall

The ND with the 1.5 litre weighs virtually the same as an NA which was wild to find out about considering all the safety upgrades between them.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Scratch Monkey posted:

That's my story except instead of "penis is too big" it's "legs are too long"

For me it's both

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I simply drape my oversize penis, legs and wallet into the passenger seat and tell admirers "tough luck" when they ask for a ride

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

OBAMNA PHONE posted:

For me it's both

My penis is the exact perfect size.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Scratch Monkey posted:

My penis is the exact perfect size.

For me to poop on??

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Not my thing, honestly, but call me anyway

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Applebees Appetizer posted:

Nah, she had an LS460 before that and she loved it, problem was it started needing (expensive) repairs and used way too much premium gas.

Her main problem is the seats, and going from a Lexus dealership to Toyota for issues and maintenance was a huge step down in customer service quality. They lied to her about loaner cars and she's still highly pissed about it.

That’s fair.

Imperador do Brasil posted:

Why are modern trucks SO BIG?
The top of the MX5 is actually below the bottom of the mirror on the GMC.



Because most pickup owners are insecure about the size of something else, or otherwise impotent in their own lives.

Scratch Monkey posted:

That's my story except instead of "penis is too big" it's "legs are too long"

Same.
I can barely drive an NA, can drive an NB with a little discomfort, NC is still too small but better than the NB. ND went back the other way.
The RF would decapitate me with the retractable hardtop. All or them I’m basically staring at the bar across the top of the windshield, and probably couldn’t put the top up.
At least, not without installing a Kirkey seat and/or floor drop.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I'm so happy I'm like 5'11" so I can fit in it just fine, hauling rear end through twisty bits in a Miata is a blast.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Right leg in the passenger seat so you can spread out, left leg gas, use your penis for the clutch.

E: Hi, Cat.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Data Graham posted:

It always annoyed me when car companies would drop evocative nameplates like Miata and Viper in favor of anonymous strings of letter-number codes. MX-5. SRT-10. YAWN-4

I guess I don't really care as much anymore, maybe because I recognize that the well of good car names is not infinitely deep and you end up with companies coming up with names like "Millenia" :psyduck:

Toyota is having a great time with that C-HR/Koba transformer poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfF8uRvJVIo

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Oct 22, 2023

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I mean this is an incredible window into the mind of an American driver because from the posting in here sometimes I know this disease isn't uncommon.

https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1715621137156309068?t=klNhYkBjaGt-4Yu8wFRBGw&s=19

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
That was posted in TFR a day or so ago and most of them agree that it was a hammer doing that and not any actual bullets.
They should post close ups. Then we can tell if it was for sure as there would be lead residue in the depressions.

Note how they didn't seem to shoot the windows. Wonder why?

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Oct 22, 2023

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Probably an elon musk temper tantrum

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I mean this is an incredible window into the mind of an American driver because from the posting in here sometimes I know this disease isn't uncommon.

https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1715621137156309068?t=klNhYkBjaGt-4Yu8wFRBGw&s=19

Resulted from QC worker after three hours of trying to align the panels.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

That was posted in TFR a day or so ago and most of them agree that it was a hammer doing that and not any actual bullets.
They should post close ups. Then we can tell if it was for sure as there would be lead residue in the depressions.

Note how they didn't seem to shoot the windows. Wonder why?

I'm not a gun expert by any stretch but I did wonder if the dents were too uniform for bullets.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Imperador do Brasil posted:

Why are modern trucks SO BIG?
The top of the MX5 is actually below the bottom of the mirror on the GMC.



i took this picture at ikea a while back. my zx2's roof is about an inch below the bottom of the GMC's mirror. my car seats 4 and i have carried a 4x8 sheet of plywood home on roof racks. it even has a tow hitch and i've used it to tow a 5x8 u-haul trailer across the country.



american car culture has gone deeply wrong in the last 20 years.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Oct 22, 2023

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I'm not a gun expert by any stretch but I did wonder if the dents were too uniform for bullets.

There's no spalling or any such scarring. If it's stopping the bullet, the bullet still has to go somewhere

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Sagebrush posted:

i took this picture at ikea a while back. my zx2's roof is about an inch below the bottom of the GMC's mirror. my car seats 4 and i have carried a 4x8 sheet of plywood home on roof racks. it even has a tow hitch and i've used it to tow a 5x8 u-haul trailer across the country.



american car culture has gone deeply wrong in the last 20 years.

But what if you need to tow offroad?

https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/...ingawful.com%2F

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I'm not a gun expert by any stretch but I did wonder if the dents were too uniform for bullets.

I'm a gun weirdo, but not a gun expert either, and I don't know for sure but you're probably right about that.

Someone should challenge him to post the video of it, because who wouldn't have taken some video of that if it was real. Every fuckin redneck that does a sweet coal roll or shoots this or shoots that videos that poo poo. If you're the richest guy in the world and want to show how awesome your third grade art project is, why wouldn't you take a video of that?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
This is what it looks like when metal stops bullets

Note that the holes are uneven, and there is lead smeared everywhere.

That Tesla looks like someone took a ball peen hammer to it. Every dent is uniform and looks like they came from the same direction with no bullet bits to be seen anywhere.

Edit: this gif shows the lead spashing away and the base of the bullet sticking to the surface metal.

stealie72 fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Oct 22, 2023

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

That's what happens when you hire 20 year old engineers in california who have never shot a gun before to test how "bullet proof" your car is. Because setting up a private gun range in los angeles is no small feat. You take the energy imparted on a surface using a 5.95mm bullet, then using the pneumatic cannon you have on hand, figure out what size stainless steel ball bearing and at what velocity you need to fire it at to "simulate" a gun shot. Gives you a highly repeatable test with no permits needed, but.. also you could have just driven it to Nevada and done it that way.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Olympic Mathlete posted:

I mean this is an incredible window into the mind of an American driver because from the posting in here sometimes I know this disease isn't uncommon.

https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1715621137156309068?t=klNhYkBjaGt-4Yu8wFRBGw&s=19

Tesla: Ready for the angry-gnome-with-a-framing-hammer apocalypse

Deteriorata posted:

Resulted from QC worker after three hours of trying to align the panels.

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Maybe it was shot with a BB gun.

Actually, most of the BBs that use in mine seem to be copper coated or plated. So there would be little bits of copper.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

That was posted in TFR a day or so ago and most of them agree that it was a hammer doing that and not any actual bullets.
They should post close ups. Then we can tell if it was for sure as there would be lead residue in the depressions.

Note how they didn't seem to shoot the windows. Wonder why?

I'm trying to figure out why we'd want them to be bulletproof anyways.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

elon musk is personally constantly terrified that people are going to assassinate him.

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