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“a company did something hostile towards its users to make more money, somebody alert the media!” but unironically
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Boxturret posted:so, 50/50 on him spending all the time in court fighting the ai opponents(since it isn't connected to the internet) in lol and losing or writing his speech for when he goes up to speak? c'mon, you should know by now that he was using the laptop to crime throughout the entire trial
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Oct 17, 2023 20:33
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Twerk from Home posted:https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1713914800076435561 just in case this wasn't mentioned this was literally fake news, some crypto rag published it and it was quickly debunked. so lol.
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Oct 17, 2023 20:37
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quote:c/Cryptocurrency already exists on Lemmy, apparently an official sister-site to this subreddit? I didn't know that. we'll show them! we'll make our own bitcoin reddit, with black jack, and hookers! what ever will the reddit nobles do without the quality bitcoiner posts??
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Oct 17, 2023 20:42
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sbf trial got boring. now we're in the "cell phone expert proves sam's phone actually sent all those messages" stage.
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Oct 17, 2023 21:10
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Magic Underwear posted:just in case this wasn't mentioned this was literally fake news, some crypto rag published it and it was quickly debunked. so lol.
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Oct 17, 2023 21:47
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CNBC dropped a story on the arrest of the guy who stole 50k Bitcoin from silk road. It's a wild ride and worth a read: https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/17/crypto911.html
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Oct 17, 2023 22:16
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Soylent Pudding posted:CNBC dropped a story on the arrest of the guy who stole 50k Bitcoin from silk road. It's a wild ride and worth a read: https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/17/crypto911.html  lmao
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Oct 17, 2023 22:52
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Oct 17, 2023 23:55
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Oct 18, 2023 01:22
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qirex posted:“a company did something hostile towards its users to make more money, somebody alert the media!” but unironically it wasnt even hostile against the 99.99% of the users on the site who never heard about the reddit coin, it was just against idiot speculators
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Oct 18, 2023 01:23
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now 1 million dollars in bitcoin, that'll make the panties drop
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Alan Smithee posted:now 1 million dollars in bitcoin, that'll make the panties drop that's rather a lot. urmom only needed 
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Oct 18, 2023 05:02
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did i misread a headline, or is there talk about SBF's lawyers not even trying to mount and defense and just resting after the prosecution is done?
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Oct 18, 2023 09:43
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I think it's unusual but not unheard of. My understanding is that it's a tactic used if you think that the prosecution hasn't done enough to prove the crime, and you think the defendant's testimony won't help and the cross might be problematic. I served as a juror on a trial where the defence didn't present and they were still found not guilty, so I wouldn't count it as a prosecution victory yet. Of course from following the live blog it seems the defence and cross has been abysmal but that could all be different in person
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Oct 18, 2023 09:56
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Trillhouse posted:sbf trial got boring. now we're in the "cell phone expert proves sam's phone actually sent all those messages" stage. tbh i think that's good, it was a bit too packed at the start, need a few lulls to build the lols.
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DJ Burette posted:you think the defendant's testimony won't help and the cross might be problematic. gonna go out on a limb here and say it's this lol
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Oct 18, 2023 14:20
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okay time for the defense *SBF clears his throat and unrolls a comically long scroll of crimes to read from, his lawyers try to wrestle the mic away from him while yelling "defense rests! defense rests!!!"*
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Oct 18, 2023 14:21
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Shame Boy posted:okay time for the defense defendant is resisting a rest!!
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Oct 18, 2023 14:52
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yeah, the defense may put on no case and try to argue for acquittal in closing by saying that the prosecution has failed to meet all the elements of the offense and go through the requirements in the jury charge and how the cops were deficient. also they'll probably throw out some fig leaf (that will be objected to, of course) that smol bean sam would have got up and told them everything, but the horrible jail system wouldn't give him enough speed to talk.
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Oct 18, 2023 15:10
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Soylent Pudding posted:CNBC dropped a story on the arrest of the guy who stole 50k Bitcoin from silk road. It's a wild ride and worth a read: https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/17/crypto911.html quote:When the three men knocked on the door of his lake home in Gainesville, Zhong opened it enthusiastically, according to body camera footage CNBC exclusively obtained. He believed the police officer and the two specialists were there to help solve his crypto cold case. 
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Oct 18, 2023 15:20
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Alan Smithee posted:jesus christ lmao quote:He bought a second home, a lake house with a dock in Gainesville, Georgia, a short drive from Athens. He stocked it with jet skis, boats, a stripper pole, and lots and lots of liquor. i wonder which of them used the stripper pole
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Oct 18, 2023 15:24
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the defense hasn't presented a case yet, which makes sense because it's not their turn yet having the defendant testify almost never goes well but since the defense apparently hinges on sam explaining his whoopsie-doodle + they've been telegraphing it for over a month, he's almost certainly going to take the stand
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Oct 18, 2023 15:26
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Shame Boy posted:i wonder which of them used the stripper pole oh they asked him, similar goon energy 
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Oct 18, 2023 15:26
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FAUXTON posted:oh they asked him, similar goon energy ahahahaha
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Oct 18, 2023 15:31
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unfortunately they're in canada right now
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Oct 18, 2023 15:32
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*throws stripper on the pole a suitcase with $1 million in it*
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Oct 18, 2023 15:34
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also the one legged private investigator could tell his friends were just paid company right off the bat lol
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Oct 18, 2023 15:36
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maybe he thought he could just build his own strip club and get free women to work there using the creative cummons license
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Oct 18, 2023 15:40
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Ariong posted:*SBF goes up on the stand and unfurls a comically long scroll to read from*
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qirex posted:turns out if you’re a boring rear end in a top hat when you’re broke buying a bunch of stuff and not changing anything about yourself otherwise doesn’t magically cause the babes to line up notch buying an enormous party mansion to sit quietly in completely alone will never not be hilarious
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Shame Boy posted:maybe he thought he could just build his own strip club and get free women to work there using the creative cummons license eh I'm pretty sure he just thought stripper poles, like boats and cars and suitcases of cash, just attract strippers by existing
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always make sure your stripper pole comes with a service contract. this is why you use a reputable vendor
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Oct 18, 2023 15:59
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FAUXTON posted:oh they asked him, similar goon energy
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Blotto_Otter posted:really need anyone who has any familiarity at all with American colleges/college football to click through to the full story, the excerpts don't really establish just how thoroughly this dude is archetypal Georgia frat boy. i only got a couple of paragraphs in before I started hearing a gaggle of dudes in red polo shirts shouting "go dawgs arf arf arf arf" I wonder how long he tried learning to play guitar
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if sbf gets on the stand he'll literally give a personal version of the galt speech and explain how he can only love life by criming, why is that so wrong.
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Shame Boy posted:notch buying an enormous party mansion to sit quietly in completely alone will never not be hilarious its worse than that, he went to some parties and complained how hollow and fake people were after he moved to loving hollywood edit: the complaint was when he was in ibiza, but his house is in LA Hanging out in ibiza with a bunch of friends and partying with famous people, able to do whatever I want, and I've never felt more isolated. — Markus Persson (@notch) August 29, 2015
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