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I was very confused by the last half page of discussion until I realized I was mixing up the Poughkeepsie Tapes and Synecdoche, NY.
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The worst movie I've seen recently is Return of the Living Dead Part 2, but mostly because ROTLD is so good and they did all the wrong things for part 2 Edit: Actually the worst movie I watched this month is Jeruzalem, but that was just bad bad, not disappointing bad
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Schwarzwald posted:I was very confused by the last half page of discussion until I realized I was mixing up the Poughkeepsie Tapes and Synecdoche, NY. Coming soon, The Utica Chainsaw Massacre.
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Dragonshirt posted:All of these bad movies, but I guess none of y'all seen THINGS? Seen, no, but I have experienced THINGS. And if you can't find joy in THINGS, you're going to end up in a hospital for the crimminny insane.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Coming soon, The Utica Chainsaw Massacre. Blood on the Chicken Riggies.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Coming soon, The Utica Chainsaw Massacre. Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany killing spree.
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Oct 18, 2023 16:29
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I bought some plastic pumpkins and noticed the company that distributes them has an appropriate address
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Dragonshirt posted:All of these bad movies, but I guess none of y'all seen THINGS? Things and other home projects from the VHS era count less as a movie than Megan is Missing
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Oct 18, 2023 17:07
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Class3KillStorm posted:Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany killing spree. Yes, and you call the movie Trolls 2 despite the fact that they are obviously goblins.
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:The Loch Ness Horror is the lowest rating I've ever given to a movie during these challenges Slugs fuckin owns
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Deadite posted:The worst movie I've seen recently is Return of the Living Dead Part 2, but mostly because ROTLD is so good and they did all the wrong things for part 2 ROTLD2 def on my shortlist for least favorite movies
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Oct 18, 2023 17:27
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The Beach Girls and the Monster, Creature from the Haunted Sea, and The Horror of Party Beach are tied for my lowest, but I also think I was being far too harsh on them. I think I was watching a lot of beach-adjacent horror at the time and was very grumpy at how little beach fun was to be had in these.
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feedmyleg posted:The Beach Girls and the Monster, Creature from the Haunted Sea, and The Horror of Party Beach are tied for my lowest, but I also think I was being far too harsh on them. I think I was watching a lot of beach-adjacent horror at the time and was very grumpy at how little beach fun was to be had in these. At least The Horror of Party Beach has a good MST3K episode
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a glance at letterboxd has my three lowest rated horror movies as Slenderman, Rings, and Jack's Back. but i only started logging stuff on letterboxd a few years ago and i've been watching lovely horror movies for way longer than that.
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Unsullied for me, which I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anyone else discuss over the years. It’s like a former NFL player got funding to make a revenge movie with 0 previous film making experience. Oh wait, that’s exactly what it is.
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Creeping Terror and Corona Zombies are the worst films I've watched all the way through
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MacheteZombie posted:Creeping Terror and Corona Zombies are the worst films I've watched all the way through i still kinda want to watch this one lol
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Steelmanville Road is also awful
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:i still kinda want to watch this one lol It's barely a movie since it's such a cut up mash of other stuff
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:At least The Horror of Party Beach has a good MST3K episode And inspired a catchy song, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0WcIZeaz2o
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There should be some qualifiers for worst horror movie, since there are tons of movies out there that barely qualify as movies So like, what's the worst horror movie that was released to more than 100 theaters?
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Doltos posted:Simeon Rice is a director?? Sort of!!!
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The last seven minutes of Beware: Children At Play is one of the most insane things I've ever seen put to film. The preceding hour and twenty-five before it are dreadfully dull, but that last scene before the end credits just decides to go full Looney Tunes and have a swarm of adults flat-out murder a bunch of kids. I debated making a bunch of gifs from it to post, but if you can think of a cartoon way for a hillbilly to kill a kid, there's a good chance they do something similar in the last few minutes of this movie. What the absolute gently caress, lmao
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Oct 18, 2023 19:22
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Talking about the worst horror movies and nobody brought up Terror at Blood Fart Lake yet? I couldn’t make it past the 10 minute mark.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Wait, poo poo, no, of course the worst film I've seen is Megan is Missing. I like to think I've got a decent tolerance to bad taste, but that movie is so loving terrible that I'm happy to count just how loving edgelord it is against it too. I feel like this is one of those conundrums of like, "is it worse for something to be egregiously terrible and unpleasant, or is it worse to be forgettable and mediocre." Megan is Missing is without question in the first category, but I might put it over the tier of lovely movie that immediately vanishes from memory after the credits roll.
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Gavok posted:Yes, and you call the movie Trolls 2 despite the fact that they are obviously goblins. Y--you know... One thing that I sh... Excuse me for one second.
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drat so Return of the Living Dead II is a total failure huh? Where'd they go wrong? Is it just sort of a shittier retread?
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:classic Troma climax right there https://i.imgur.com/YEW1sps.mp4
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I'll take a horror movie that's morally repulsive or engagingly inept over one that's just really boring.
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Dragonshirt posted:All of these bad movies, but I guess none of y'all seen THINGS? not only have I seen THINGS, I saw it in one of the more horrifying contexts possible: Lowtax showing it to me
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Could you put together a movie night based on films with nonspecific noun names? (not sure what the actual terminology here is) As in: The Stuff The Thing ...?
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Phy posted:Could you put together a movie night based on films with nonspecific noun names? (not sure what the actual terminology here is) common nouns (as opposed to proper nouns), and yeah, pretty easily the fly the mist the ritual the strangers the invitation the blob the hunt the faculty the babysitter the descent the vvitch the host the ring the ruins the shining the perfection the baby the void the cell the bat the meg Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Oct 18, 2023 |
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I was hoping for less specific than that. Like, synonyms for "things" and "stuff" but afaict there's no "The Item" Maybe "The Blob" but IMO that's pushing it E: IT, duh THEM! (the ant movie) Us Phy fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Oct 18, 2023 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:ROTLD2 def on my shortlist for least favorite movies There's a dancing pedophile in blackface for gently caress's sake.
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Well, there's Them! and It! efb
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Phy posted:I was hoping for less specific than that. Like, synonyms for "things" and "stuff" but afaict there's no "The Item" There is a "the item", can't remember the plot though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n747ktceuwI
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