ymgve posted:

Hanging out in ibiza with a bunch of friends and partying with famous people, able to do whatever I want, and I've never felt more isolated.

— Markus Persson (@notch) August 29, 2015

qirex posted:

turns out if you’re a boring rear end in a top hat when you’re broke buying a bunch of stuff and not changing anything about yourself otherwise doesn’t magically cause the babes to line up

rowkey bilbao posted:

see: elon musk
e: wrong thread

Grace Baiting posted:

can you imagine elon musk getting on a bus?? no, you cannot, it is impossible

and neither can bitcoih

FAUXTON posted:

just get on a bus, someone will inevitably show up and talk to you dude

quote:

Joseon, a unique digital dynasty weaving the past with the present, launches the first-ever cyber nation state on blockchain and invites crypto enthusiasts from all over the world to take part in amazing IEOs.

Legendary Korean dynasty back as blockchain ecosystem
Joseon, a virtual nation state rooted in the Korean history of the Middle Ages and early modern period, released a detailed whitepaper. Joseon is not a fresh construct but a reverberation from 1392 — a dynastic state known for its Confucian ethos and remarkable innovations like Hangul, the Korean written script. Joseon has reimagined itself and has been legally recognized as a sovereign cyber nation in the international realm.

Namely, the new state was officially recognized by Antigua and Barbuda, a UN member state. The legal tapestry of Joseon reveals a unique design. It is a realm not bound by geographical demarcations but by digital dominions. The essence of sovereignty here is not tethered to land - as nation-states traditionally are - but sprawls across cyberspace, a concept that is as intriguing as it is revolutionary.

It also replaces the traditional concept of citizenship by denizenship centered on a personal interest corporation called a "denizen"; it allows a synergy between physical and cyber identities, crafting a new social narrative where reputations are fungible.

Its economic system is based on the Mun cryptocurrency. Mun is the equivalent of fiat currencies in Joseon. Besides being a reliable censorship-resistant medium of exchange in Joseon, it is also an ambitious and transparent statement of Joseon's economic vision.

It is structured to fuel government operations, acknowledge the toil of officials and foster entrepreneurship. The notion of an "unbannable" cryptocurrency stemming from a sovereign entity like Joseon is a riveting notion and probably a cue for other digital dominions.

Joseon becomes first-ever globally recognized cyber nation-state

According to the Code of National Governance, the digital nation-state of Joseon recognizes all languages as its national languages and all religions as official ones.

The country was reimagined by Joseon King Andrew Lee as a digital nation without territory or borders. In this status, it was recognized by Antigua and Barbuda: the two countries inked a treaty that supports education, economic investment and other developmental initiatives and provides the basis for long-standing friendly relations.

Speaking to U.Today, representatives of the country stressed its unique legal design and state management model:
[Joseon] is a crypto safe haven in this world where you can legally engage in crypto without any risk of any kind because sovereignty is the absolute authority in this world and another sovereignty doesn't have authority over another sovereignty

Per their official statement, cryptocurrencies represent legal tender in Joseon and can be used for investments, daily payments and cross-border transactions.

Joseon's denizens can take part in FDOC and WIN token sales

As a contribution to the global crypto ecosystem, Joseon invites all of its supporters to participate in a number of unique token sales.

First, crypto enthusiasts can purchase FDOC tokens. The First Day Out Collective, or FDOC, represents a tokenized stake in the song "Rundown Spaz ft. Kanye West - First Day Out (Freestyle) Pt. 2" and a voice in its ownership direction and future business. The sale will be organized on the Latoken exchange on Oct. 16, 2023.

Also, to benefit from the success of the song "Winners Win" by Lil' Flip and D-Man The Underdog, crypto owners can purchase WIN tokens on Latoken starting from Oct. 18, 2023.

Soylent Pudding posted:

What if the bus ran in an underground tube and then erupted into a lithium fire?

DarkSol posted:

check out this weird bullshit:

The list of "ministers" is a who's who of crypto bullshit artists.

What's the over/under for this being a North Korean front?

DarkSol posted:

check out this weird bullshit:

The list of "ministers" is a who's who of crypto bullshit artists.

What's the over/under for this being a North Korean front?

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/molly0xFFF/status/1714684460493353109?s=20

quote:

About a week later, on April 29, 2022, Wan electronically transferred another payment of approximately $8,000 worth of Bitcoin to the dark web marketplace to ensure his escrow account contained the total required to complete the order. Shortly thereafter, Wan posted the following in a forum on the dark web marketplace: “How soon should work be done? I have submitted an Order and curious how quickly it should be carried out? Is there a way I can find out any progress? If there is anyone in my location?”

Shame Boy posted:

why doesn't this murder for hire service have an order tracker that shows the GPS location of the hitman like a grubhub delivery driver dammit

Grace Baiting posted:

bitcoih

Shame Boy posted:

why doesn't this murder for hire service have an order tracker that shows the GPS location of the hitman like a grubhub delivery driver dammit

DarkSol posted:

check out this weird bullshit:

The list of "ministers" is a who's who of crypto bullshit artists.

What's the over/under for this being a North Korean front?

Blotto_Otter posted:

really need anyone who has any familiarity at all with American colleges/college football to click through to the full story, the excerpts don't really establish just how thoroughly this dude is archetypal Georgia frat boy. i only got a couple of paragraphs in before I started hearing a gaggle of dudes in red polo shirts shouting "go dawgs arf arf arf arf"

ymgve posted:

its not mentioned in the article but I assume the hitman site was a sting operation

Shame Boy posted:

i feel like 8k is suspiciously low for a murder contract

you're gonna wind up with like, a hitman they found on fiverr or something

e: the full article says the $8k was a 50% down payment, but $16k still seems way too low

haveblue posted:

airbne

Shumagorath posted:

doordaesh

4lokos basilisk posted:

ladise and gentlenem i think we have an imposter in here

raminasi posted:

sbf: i could do so many more crimes if people weren't trying to stop me from doing them!

junan_paalla posted:

he should be thankful, how can you commit a crime if there’s no regulation to criminalize your actions? a crime-based lifeform can only be exist in a regulatory environment

Boxturret posted:

i can't believe hitmen.darkweb was fake!

Trillhouse posted:

Ariong posted:

You know, that dumb game people play where they pretend to experience negative emotions when they hurt other people.

Ariong posted:

You know, that dumb game people play where they pretend to experience negative emotions when they hurt other people.

gschmidl posted:

Bitcoin and Musk are spiritually identical: vile, worthless and destructive things that should be unbirthed and aborted, inexplicably worshipped by a braying mass of howlingly stupid cretins.