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Boxturret posted:I ride the bus fairly regularly and luckily I haven't really been approached by anyone your gooniness is offputting, duh
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Boxturret posted:i love these cheating on how again
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 22:03 |
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how long until Brian Butterfield starts up a crypto bank
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 22:58 |
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JAnon posted:how long until Brian Butterfield starts up a crypto bank He already sells buttcoins! BUY NOW! https://brianbutterfield.limitedrun.com/store
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:01 |
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wowzer! I'll take 5,00!
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Trillhouse posted:
Absolutely the best thing introduced as evidence at a crypto trial since Mycrimes.txt
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:55 |
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Beeftweeter posted:not terribly surprised they don't have a korean translation lol north korea calls itself "chosen". chosen soren is a front for koreans in japan to funnel money to noko. they call their idea of a "unified korea" "chosen". while you're right that the Kims don't give a gently caress about chosen dynasty nostalgia, the concept of "chosen" is in their collective minds.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:16 |
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i was just poking around that site since i was showing it to my wife (she is a big fan of the real joseon) and lol i didn't see their "ministers" before: https://www.joseon.com/l/en-US/government/ministries-of-chosenDarkSol posted:north korea calls itself "chosen". chosen soren is a front for koreans in japan to funnel money to noko. they call their idea of a "unified korea" "chosen". yeah that's true. i was just saying that most people the north probably wouldn't view the dynasty in the same (mostly positive) light as most people in the south would since their country is basically supposed to be a revolutionary answer to it Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Oct 19, 2023 |
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Trillhouse posted:https://x.com/innercitypress/status/1714722056464461946?s=20 i don't get what he's saying here. these are hilarious though
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Beeftweeter posted:i was just poking around that site since i was showing it to my wife (she is a big fan of the real joseon) and lol i didn't see their "ministers" before: https://www.joseon.com/l/en-US/government/ministries-of-chosen good point. i hadn't considered that aspect. i was initially worried that this joseon group was the cheollima civil defense or free joseon... because i wouldn't attach my pro-democracy north korean activist group to anything related to buttcoin.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:07 |
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lol at their national accounts being roger verified
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:16 |
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(Holding a smoking gun and standing next to a corpse) Honestly just, gently caress bulletproof vests man. They don’t protect anyone. :( I mean, look at this poor guy.
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Soylent Pudding posted:CNBC dropped a story on the arrest of the guy who stole 50k Bitcoin from silk road. It's a wild ride and worth a read: https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/17/crypto911.html quote:Zhong’s attorney, Michael Bachner, says the theft never actually damaged the U.S. government. ironically the guy who stole 150 bitcoins from jimmy didn't harm the government either but jimmy still called the cops on him
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:30 |
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i cannot wait for sam to take the stand his lawyer is going to be alternating between holding up a giant placard that just says "FIFTH" and burying his head in his hands
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:39 |
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shackleford posted:
i watched their video. apparently they offered the victims of the theft at silk road a chance to get compensation after they confiscated jimmy’s bitcoin. nobody took them up on their offer for some reason.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:48 |
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Nemo2342 posted:Absolutely the best thing introduced as evidence at a crypto trial since Mycrimes.txt I hate that I know the real filename was something innocuous like logfile.txt or whatever. This is a case study of appropriate times to rewrite history.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 03:09 |
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https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1714802840865046805#m The judge is really enjoying himself on this one
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kalensc posted:
i'm sure that sammy has a mycrimes.txt somewhere. maybe that's what he's been spending all his time in court writing
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kalensc posted:I hate how
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Jose Valasquez posted:https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1714802840865046805#m lol
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...! posted:your gooniness is offputting, duh the tattoo artist said my full face get out frog tattoo was fun and inviting though
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Boxturret posted:the tattoo artist said my full face get out frog tattoo was fun and inviting though
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Paladinus posted:He already sells buttcoins! are these rear end pennies
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Jose Valasquez posted:https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1714802840865046805#m lmao "yes he said he was guilty, but only at a personal level"
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 09:15 |
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I put it to you that when my client entered a plea of guilty, and when he said he felt guilty, what he really meant was
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fisting by many posted:i cannot wait for sam to take the stand
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 11:01 |
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SubG posted:turning a big dial taht says "crimes" on it and constantly looking back at the jury for approval like a contestant on the price is right Sam? You can turn the dial the other way sometimes if you want. Sam. Sam!!
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 11:17 |
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But seriously why the gently caress did Sam's parents let him go to trial? Unlike their spawn they should have known better
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 11:55 |
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they genuinely think that crime isn't real
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 11:59 |
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as a kid he discussed ethics over dinner with them. would someone who did that commit crime? Another one in the column for "dont treat your kids like your loving stanford philosophy friends - be a parent to them"
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trucutru posted:But seriously why the gently caress did Sam's parents let him go to trial? Unlike their spawn they should have known better The government didn't offer him a deal, because he's the main target. If you're not getting anything out of pleading guilty you might as well roll the dice on a jury trial (if you can afford it).
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 12:42 |
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trucutru posted:But seriously why the gently caress did Sam's parents let him go to trial? Unlike their spawn they should have known better Powerful Two-Hander posted:they genuinely think that crime isn't real this is not a joke btw The philosophy of personal responsibility has ruined criminal justice and economic policy. It’s time to move past blame. quote:I doubt there will be a groundswell of support any time soon for the view that others may not, after all, be to blame for the mess they (and we) are in. But the fact that we have gotten so little in return for our blame mongering at least opens up the possibility that people would be receptive to a new approach. The next time something goes terribly wrong, suppose that instead of immediately asking who is to blame, we were to ask: How can we fix this problem? Barbara H. Fried June 28, 2013
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 12:56 |
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We fix this problem by jailing your family and friends, barb
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 13:22 |
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i've thought really hard about ethics, and the most ethical thing I can do while i'm alive is lie, cheat and steal and basically be a selfish rear end in a top hat. because i'm totally going leave enough to charity when i die that i will lift billions of people out of poverty unless my son also believes in being a selfish rear end in a top hat and hoards wealth until he dies in which he will lift trillions of people out of poverty
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:08 |
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"you are not allowed to enter this website if you are a member of law enforcement and if you do you may not use any information contained therein", check mate narcs!
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:this is not a joke btw i would have been more receptive to these ideas before i learned that putting them into practice makes sbf
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:31 |
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weirdly i find Free Ross's ambiguously racist mom more sympathetic than sam's "actually, 'crime' is the wrong way to think about things and therefore my son did nothing wrong" mom
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:48 |
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like, she's bad but she's bad in an understandable way. whereas barbara bankman-fried is just like, yeah our son is the child of privilege through and through and you should just let him have everything he took idk. i'm drunk rn and shouldn't be posting these half baked thoughts
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i think that even before that, the baseline of "everyone knows that there's systemic reasons for underserved communities to have judicial punishment applied to them unfairly so there's absolutely no ethical or moral difference between that and white collar crime from people who have never known a moment of hardship in their lives" is just incredible (ly abhorrent) i hope both sam's parents get sucked into his crime vortex and are never heard from again
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:i think that even before that, the baseline of "everyone knows that there's systemic reasons for underserved communities to have judicial punishment applied to them unfairly so there's absolutely no ethical or moral difference between that and white collar crime from people who have never known a moment of hardship in their lives" is just incredible (ly abhorrent) This is more or less how I feel. They seem to start with a lot of valid points about how a culture of "personal responsibility" turns into holding individuals morally culpable for systemic failings, but then somewhere they lose the plot and rather than calling for a dismantling of systems of privilege their personal privilege becomes justification for their actions.
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