YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ellie already follows me

# ? Oct 17, 2023 19:41

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 29, 2024 06:43

dioxazine: Oct 14, 2004

i don't know who follows me on bsky.. i should check it more often

# ? Oct 17, 2023 20:07

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

i, too, am ready for cunnilingus every second i'm awake.

haha wow forgot i was like a ton of pages back i'm leaving my shame up for mockery by all.

# ? Oct 17, 2023 20:56

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/garywhitta/status/1575880831884701696

# ? Oct 18, 2023 21:13

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

metaphor doesn't hold up in the face of ubiquitous Brother lasers

# ? Oct 18, 2023 21:20

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

pseudorandom name posted:

NOT ALL PRINTERS!!!!

# ? Oct 18, 2023 22:56

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Neito posted:

there's no shame here, this is just basic good behaviour imo

ultrafilter posted:

unable to attract women?

# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:06

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

when they break the manufacturer blames it on a driver error

# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:24

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

dpkg chopra posted:

lol

# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:36

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

dpkg chopra posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

dpkg chopra posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:39

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

dpkg chopra posted:

ahaha

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:46

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

dpkg chopra posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:47

dioxazine: Oct 14, 2004

dpkg chopra posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:48

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

dpkg chopra posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:50

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

dpkg chopra posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:19

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

dpkg chopra posted:

lmao

# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:41

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

dpkg chopra posted:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 06:25

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

dpkg chopra posted:

Jfc

# ? Oct 19, 2023 08:40

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

https://twitter.com/Melanie_Balke/status/1714815555906293836

if true, lol

# ? Oct 19, 2023 19:53

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

new yospos namechange list just dropped

https://twitter.com/williamasclarke/status/1714978764935790764

tag urself

# ? Oct 19, 2023 21:21

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

im Be-courteous Cole because im such a nice polite guy

# ? Oct 19, 2023 21:26

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

increase weeks of cuckfield, a.k.a. the invitation your mom sends me every so often

# ? Oct 19, 2023 21:35

betty boof: Jun 2, 2023; presented by SPUDNUTS

You fornicate with but ONE FLY. :argh:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 21:37

DesperateDan: Dec 10, 2005; Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

bet his name was fly-gently caress and it got bowdlerised

# ? Oct 19, 2023 21:45

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

the gayest hobbit posted:

the eternal fly debate

# ? Oct 19, 2023 21:49

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

im snat

# ? Oct 19, 2023 22:43

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FMguru posted:

small-hope biggs of rye is a disco elysium rear end sobriquet if i ever saw one

# ? Oct 19, 2023 22:46

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

FMguru posted:

Renewed Wisberry here

# ? Oct 19, 2023 23:17

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

search the scriptures moron

[squints] oh, sorry, moreton

# ? Oct 19, 2023 23:19

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

increase weeks of cuckfield

# ? Oct 19, 2023 23:26

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

hello yes it's me your locally Elected Mitchell, all other Mitchell's are undemocratic

# ? Oct 19, 2023 23:57

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

what up mitch

# ? Oct 19, 2023 23:59

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

rotor posted:

not much what's up mitch with you?.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 00:02

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

yospos, mitch

# ? Oct 20, 2023 00:05

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor posted:

# ? Oct 20, 2023 00:27

polyester concept: Mar 29, 2017

# ? Oct 20, 2023 01:08

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.