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@arsenalfc get well soon Eduardo! *pic of his leg in pieces*
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here's a tweet about our valued player "NEYMAR "
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the sex ghost posted:Neymar got injured at the world cup and the next match brazil came out with armbands holding up his shirt during the anthems like he'd been killed. Then they lost 7-1 One of the greatest days of my life.
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The 7-1 was in my hometown and was the only game in my hometown i didn't go to. I watched it at home with my mom and siblings. When germany scored the second goal, my mom got up to use the restroom. When she got back, she heard the TV from the other room and naively said "wow, they're still showing the replay from that goal." It was 5-0. A friend who was a translator for some FIFA big shot was at the stadium. At the end of the game, they kept the doors closed for 30 minutes so people could cool down before getting out of the stadium.
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joepinetree posted:The 7-1 was in my hometown and was the only game in my hometown i didn't go to. I watched it at home with my mom and siblings. When germany scored the second goal, my mom got up to use the restroom. When she got back, she heard the TV from the other room and naively said "wow, they're still showing the replay from that goal." It was 5-0. gently caress thats right I forgot that happened in Brazil ahahah Lol Lmao even Edit for more lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc4_PfGzd_o
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People of my generation who are Atletico Mineiro fans generally have a low to negative opinion of the national team (because CBF constantly hosed over Atletico and our best player in the 70s and 80s). To this day Atletico fans will try to drown out the national anthem in home games by singing the team's anthem louder. So about half of belo horizonte actually had a good laugh at the national team losing that badly. You can see what I am talking about here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96Ac2RzC44&t=708s (this is from a youtuber, but i was at this game).
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greazeball posted:
lol that the background picture is an image of another, different injury
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webmeister posted:lol that the background picture is an image of another, different injury lol
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stab posted:gently caress thats right I forgot that happened in Brazil ahahah This has to be one of the greatest days in footballing history God drat I almost forgot the visceral edge to this game
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I was at a conference for work manning a booth in the vendor area and put the match on our TV instead of whatever awful marketing crap we were showing and had a huge crowd. it was great
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I still love that despite the German players agreeing at half time not to humiliate Brazil and to just play calmly and professionally in the second half, Schürrle comes on for the final 30 minutes thinking “gently caress that, I’m padding my stats” and immediately smashes in two goals
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spending my entire childhood in a golden era for Brazil where every player who came to Europe was unique and special (even the ones who played for Middlesbrough) and then Kleberson and Roque Junior showing up and everyone simultaneously realising that Brazil were bad and fail, actually
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FullLeatherJacket posted:spending my entire childhood in a golden era for Brazil where every player who came to Europe was unique and special (even the ones who played for Middlesbrough) The cracks were starting to show in 1998 with world record transfer Denilson.
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Robinho thinking he joined Manchester United but actually signed for Manchester City
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Vanderley Luxemburgo, who was the brazil manager between 1998 and 2000, left in disgrace because a congressional inquiry found out he was making money by calling up marginal players to the national team and collecting a fee if they were sold. Part of that fee he would then use to pay the decent players that were not called up to keep them quiet. It came out like a bomb in the congressional inquiry, but like every other big scandal it made the news, then somehow got suppressed and no one every said anything again. Like, Evanilson was called up like 13 times, up until he was sold to some chumps (borussia) and then never called up again.
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I looked him up and well, he's had quite a managerial career.
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That particular practice has long been suspected in Brazil. Lots of players who would suddenly get called up all the time and then disappear once the transfer fee was paid. The big difference between the other managers who did it and Luxemburgo was that Luxemburgo's former assistant decided to go whistleblower. Catanha (who ended up playing for Spain) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catanha and Vagner, who eventually did play for Brazil https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A1gner_(footballer,_born_1973) both claimed that when Luxemburgo was in charge they were asked for money if they wanted to be called up... Not that it stopped when he left. The next guy called up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9omar_Leiria who was a 30 year old nobody who was then immediately sold to a korean team and never called up again.
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FullLeatherJacket posted:spending my entire childhood in a golden era for Brazil where every player who came to Europe was unique and special (even the ones who played for Middlesbrough) Middlesbrough almost, but not quite signing Ronaldinho Middlesbrough signing Ricardinho and him never making an appearance for us Dell_Zincht fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Oct 21, 2023 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:Middlesbrough almost, but not quite signing Ronaldinho Afonso Alves if we’re going for funny Brazilian Middlesbrough poo poo, a classic warning about Eredivisie strikers
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Shrapnig posted:Afonso Alves if we’re going for funny Brazilian Middlesbrough poo poo, a classic warning about Eredivisie strikers I'll have you know Afonso Alves scored a hat-trick against football powerhouses Manchester City, becoming the first Brazilian footballer to score a hat trick in the Premier League in the process! If we're going for funny Brazilian Middlesbrough players who actually played a game it's got to be World Cup winner Branco, who arrived as wide as he was tall
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Signing a 40 goal a season eredivisie striker is a lucky dip. Might get a suarez, might get a kezman. It's fun
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the sex ghost posted:Signing a 40 goal a season eredivisie striker is a lucky dip. Might get a suarez, might get a kezman. It's fun might get a five tool striker who can turn and burn John Terry
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I was including Bouncy Branco in my list of unique 90s Brazilian players also 50-year-old chain-smoker Socrates turning out in the 10th tier of English football for no reason
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the sex ghost posted:Signing a 40 goal a season eredivisie striker is a lucky dip. Might get a suarez, might get a kezman. It's fun never forget that Alves scored 7 of those 40 eredivisie goals in one match lol https://youtu.be/57FW8O6IYfs?si=qjNDlPbztk6TawGl
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ashley young having a bird poo poo in his mouth
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Rio Ferdinand repeated calling his “good friend” Ashley Young, Ashley Cole
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Vividly remember seeing this on motd, good poo poo Too many fancy dans who don’t like it up em nowadays
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Jon Arne Riise’s wage slip getting leaked onto the internet.
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ashley young eatin a bit of seagull poo edit: lmfao: Bogan Krkic posted:ashley young having a bird poo poo in his mouth
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