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swickles posted:He has only introduced a handful of bills to comittee and none of them have gotten out. Even other dipshits get Post Offices and highways renamed along with the other trash that passes without discussion. He has no interest in actual governance I think. Without even saying he's a bad guy or whatever (which there's plenty on that matter to say). He's here to interfere with the possibility of anything going on from what I can tell. e: I hate having a political post snipe.
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Actual governance isn't hard, per se, but it requires the ability to commit time, effort, apply experience, build relationships, know the subject matter and most importantly intelligence. None these are things that Jim Jordan possesses. Being a bomb thrower from a Ohios 4th congressional district requires nothing. Jordan thinking he is at all qualified for this job (even compared to other republicans) is a good indication of the kind of delusional idiots he surrounds himself with a problem for the GOP as a whole.
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FizFashizzle posted:Actual governance isn't hard, per se, but it requires the ability to commit time, effort, apply experience, build relationships, know the subject matter and most importantly intelligence. None these are things that Jim Jordan possesses. Being a bomb thrower from a Ohios 4th congressional district requires nothing. The GOP has also been spending years fluffing him up. He always seemed to get appointed to high-profile committees, and especially the special committees like the Trump impeachment ones. He's really good at being a loud mouth idiot, and the GOP absolutely loves their loud-mouthed idiots.
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Hey here's something more positive. If you want a Fat Bear Calendar, you can preorder it now. Don't be like me and wait, last year I they sold out. https://katmaiconservancy.org/products/copy-of-fat-bear-2023-calendar
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After my morning gym session I used the earwax cleaning kit while showering. When I swabbed my ear I saw this: Yeah that's blood in that cotton swab. Guess I'm on Amoxicillin/potassium for the next 7 days.
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In other health chat, I had a barrage of tests today and found out that the fire I've been feeling in my abdomen is a really cranky gallbladder. It's only slightly inflamed so no surgery at this time but I have to reconfigure my diet. Just in time for eating season.
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Oct 18, 2023 22:28
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Should I post hemorrhoid pictures to fit in?
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Rectal Placenta posted:Should I post hemorrhoid pictures to fit in? no need to pile on
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FizFashizzle posted:Jordan thinking he is at all qualified for this job (even compared to other republicans) is a good indication of the kind of delusional idiots he surrounds himself with a problem for the GOP as a whole. His experience covering up sex crimes makes him supremely qualified for congressional leadership, actually.
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Oct 18, 2023 23:31
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Nobody asked but I'm feeling fine. Some lingering pain in my heel on one foot due to some slow-healing plantar fasciitis (that I have also not been rehabbing as well as I should) FizFashizzle posted:Actual governance isn't hard, per se, but it requires the ability to commit time, effort, apply experience, build relationships, know the subject matter and most importantly intelligence. None these are things that Jim Jordan possesses. Being a bomb thrower from a Ohios 4th congressional district requires nothing. I'll see your "the GOP doesn't know how to govern beyond culture war soundbites" and raise you "there's no need to govern beyond culture war soundbites"
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LeeMajors posted:His experience covering up sex crimes makes him supremely qualified for congressional leadership, actually. The GOP's longest serving speaker of the house was Dennis Hastert. Who did sex crimes to children for 20 years and got a restricted license or something as his punishment.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Passes my Ph.D defense Dr. Nudist.
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Abugadu posted:no need to pile on 
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Passes my Ph.D defense Hell yeah
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Ether Frenzy posted:The GOP's longest serving speaker of the house was Dennis Hastert. Who did sex crimes to children for 20 years and got a restricted license or something as his punishment. This is in no way meant to be a defense of Hastert or anything, the man deserves to burn in hell, but I thought it was a weird case of a sex criminal only doing it a couple times then deciding it wasn't for him and didn't repeat? This is entirely based off a joke a heard on Chapo Traphouse so all of the mea culpas if I'm wrong and he actually was a serial sex criminal instead of a one off.
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https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1714810211993526530 used to live in the same town as him even saw him before an outdoor screening of the first rocky
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Currently on Google Meets with my 47 year old brother to talk him through physically connecting his TV (was unplugged to move to a different room) and Xbox Series S. The soundbar, sub, and receiver were pretty quickly removed from the scope of this remote tech support session.
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me to my son: I can tell you were using your phone last night when you were supposed to be in bed because you were so tired this morning him: no I wasn't me: fine, give me your phone. since you're not getting on it anyway you won't mind if I take it him: is currently crying e: oh he's mad because I said no when he wanted to buy a game where the trailer he showed me said "graphic depictions of blood and violence" in the first five seconds he's 13 Intruder fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Oct 19, 2023 |
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1714810211993526530 Paulie's robot needs to deliver the eulogy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncySiTOMAHc
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FizFashizzle posted:Did you get the ear cleaning kit that shoots water in via a small tube? Every few years I'd have to get hydro-blastd, and some truly evil poo poo would slither out of there. When I was getting out of the Army, one stop is for your hearing test, so they compare it against the baseline test they gave when you joined up.to determine hearing loss. My dad said "well hell that's easy, just don't push the button". So I figured if I heard any beeps louder than about, oh......this level, I'd push the button, and then ignore the quieter ones. Nothing too outrageous. After the test, audio tech looks at the readout and says "holy poo poo, I don't even know how you heard me tell you to take off your headphones. This is practically deaf." So right on cue, I go "huh?". They send me upstairs to have my ears flushed. They get a bit of stuff, nowhere near some of the worst times I've had, and send me back down for a re-test. At this point, I'm not loving around. I press the button at every hint of a beep. Test over, the tech holds up both tests, looks at me in amazement, and says "how much loving wax did they find in there??????"
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I know you want to see Mark Davis dancing. https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1714836830552768655?s=20 You're welcome.
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Intruder posted:why is he dressed like a plantation owner the man has panache
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wandler20 posted:https://twitter.com/CordCuttersNews/status/1714630931766501603?s=20 Old man of the sea over here I guess, but I still like the TiVo UI, and despite it being a completely dead platform, things like sports "excitement" ratings for which games to watch continue to work. At this point with my bundle, cable is about the same price as YTTV, so I'm going to be the last person in America with a cable card consuming delivered content in an environment the provider or content creator doesn't control.
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Dango Bango posted:Oh my God he dances just like Trump Post/avatar combo right there. Went out with some friends as O'Sushi down the street has all-you-can-eat sushi for $31.  Salmon Killer (Salmon skin, avocado inside seared salmon with garlic sauce on top) and Midnight Sun (Eel, Avocado and Cucumber inside seared salmon with spicy mayo & unagi sauce on top) as examples of what was ordered.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Speaking of infections, I think I have a sinus infection. Had a cold last week and was mostly over all my symptoms by Thursday, but sinus pressure has lingered. All of a sudden today the pressure has increased a lot, and I generally feel like crap. Never had this happen before, so I'm worried I've got something going on. Probably time to head to urgent care and see if I need antibiotics. Having a toddler has granted me a first sinus infection a month or two ago, same symptoms - cold but also the sinuses/forehead headaches got bad. Round of antibiotics cleared it up well. Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Passes my Ph.D defense Hell yeah, now we have a doctor of posting.
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harperdc posted:Having a toddler has granted me a first sinus infection a month or two ago, same symptoms - cold but also the sinuses/forehead headaches got bad. Round of antibiotics cleared it up well. Ahem
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I've never in my life been sicker than I was after my date with a kindergarten teacher
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Vertical Lime posted:used to live in the same town as him Huh, Paulie was kinda jacked early on. https://twitter.com/80sBoxing/status/1714817758440153429
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Intruder posted:I've never in my life been sicker than I was after my date with a kindergarten teacher I got strep so bad it hospitalized me, from a family friend's 3 year old's birthday party. gently caress that ever again. Kids are little plague rats
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swickles posted:Ahem I know we have a few doctors of medicine and law, but not sure we have had any PhDs. Or certainly not many.
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harperdc posted:I know we have a few doctors of medicine and law, but not sure we have had any PhDs. Or certainly not many.
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harperdc posted:I know we have a few doctors of medicine and law, but not sure we have had any PhDs. Or certainly not many. I did my residency in posting with a 2 year fellowship in trolling.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Passes my Ph.D defense Oh man congrats that’s awesome!
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swickles posted:I did my residency in posting with a 2 year fellowship in trolling. Too good to pass up
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Intruder posted:why is he dressed like a plantation owner At least he doesn’t have the bowl cut anymore. Also, I’m flying for the first time in almost 10 years, man I forget the dog and pony show getting through check in and security. Also I sat down to wait for my flight and was surrounded by college kids that were talking about NFL bets and I left. And there’s no space at the bar, I want an old fashioned. Breakfast of champions. (I think it was actually a martini but I prefer bourbon)
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CannonFodder posted:At least he doesn’t have the bowl cut anymore. You missed a perfect opportunity to inject some young blood into the forums
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