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FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

give me ten hundred thousand dollers 💒💵 💰 👿

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ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Lib and let die posted:

in as much of a capacity as i have for seriousposting about electoral bullshit, ime the advantage van has (had?) is that it was purpose-built for the party with a staffing and development model geared towards being able to adapt custom solutions for the party (and certain high-profile party affiliated clients like that big gabby giffords gun control thing). an ungodly amount of labor hours over the last ~decade has gone into creating all sorts of ETL pipelines for customers like this and from what i've been able to gather post-layoff the major company plan is to "simplify" offerings by reducing/eliminating the amount of custom work that they give clients.

hell if i had the startup capital i'd be looking at getting a team together to come up with a product that could be GTM for the 2026 cycle based solely on meeting the custom needs of a major client like the DCCC.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
george costanza was pretty much always correct in thought and action in seinfeld

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

george costanza was right about the eclair

it's still in the wrapper! that's practically a free space!

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

he's saying he wants to form his own criminal syndicate with some likeminded goombas and do crimes while following the ancient code of omerta

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Ohtori Akio posted:

this is disgusting boy type stuff and you're all foul beyond redemption

i know right? reciting lines from seinfeld?

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Cuttlefush posted:

he's saying he wants to form his own criminal syndicate with some likeminded goombas and do crimes while following the ancient code of omerta

oh do some people not want that??

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

ram dass in hell posted:

oh do some people not want that??

everybody wants that

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

cpsammer driving home from work and swerving off the road to make the perfect politics post in the i/p thread with their phone

george gets a 6 hr probation and ends up getting arrested for hiring a skywriter to make a joke that gets misinterpreted as a death threat

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Xaris posted:

alright i took a look because i was curious who he was stealing from because i thought it'd be funny, but now i just feel really sad. he was a garbage person but dude clearly absolutely zero friends, no engagement nor even fake twitter friends, like absolutely nothing, just an endless series of like 3-like tweets and makes hundred of them a day. imagine terminally lurking cspam of all places and tweeting like it's actually some kind of two-way engagement, forever and ever. that sounds like hell to me

i dont think i'd wish that curse on the worst people

I would!

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Xaris posted:

alright i took a look because i was curious who he was stealing from because i thought it'd be funny, but now i just feel really sad. he was a garbage person but dude clearly absolutely zero friends, no engagement nor even fake twitter friends, like absolutely nothing, just an endless series of like 3-like tweets and makes hundred of them a day. imagine terminally lurking cspam of all places and tweeting like it's actually some kind of two-way engagement, forever and ever. that sounds like hell to me

i dont think i'd wish that curse on the worst people

sounds like he has at least one friend engaging with him actually

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Cuttlefush posted:

sounds like he has at least one friend engaging with him actually

:boomshaka:

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Cuttlefush posted:

george costanza was pretty much always correct in thought and action in seinfeld

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
quotations from chairman george costanza

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

aw frig aw dang it posted:

I talk like a fag and my poo poo's all retarded

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

(Me to hetero) Why come no tattoo…?

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
hetereo rolls up sleeve, lifts up arm, and shows you a little tattoo that says AB

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

(Me to hetero) Why come no tattoo…?

i'm untatted. scared?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Al! posted:

quotations from chairman george costanza

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Smythe posted:

uses his shirt to turn the door knob

doing this is normal

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Megamissen posted:

doing this is normal

i'm normal and don't do that. topic locked

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Ohtori Akio posted:

i'm untatted. scared?

Noob poo poo. Do Better.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Zodium posted:

i'm normal and don't do that. topic locked

no u are danish

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

[introducing myself]: Normal. Abbie Normal. The pleasure's mine.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

drunk, holding a cigarette and having a mouth full of pork:
im normal

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Megamissen posted:

drunk, holding a cigarette and having a mouth full of pork:
im normal

it's normal to be based in denmark.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
I'm normal.

I just bought dog treats at a Trader Joe's while dressed up in a suit and tie. Can't get more normal.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

gently caress you

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
whoops, i tripped and fell into d&d and well

quote:

What, were they too well fed to become camel jockeys? Seriously though good for them, although at that rate the last child would be returned to Ukraine by... 2119. I'll let you do the calculations of how much jet fuel it will take to deliver 20k kids from Russia to Qatar to Ukraine even with full jumbos but I'll just say that it's not the best logistical plan.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

oh ok, don't worry they got a sixer

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Vox Nihili posted:

I don't like that at all

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Location: Finland

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

Regarde Aduck posted:

whoops, i tripped and fell into d&d and well

oh ok, don't worry they got a sixer

thats the guy who busted ropes when the alt right party won seats in finland

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
racial slurs are not against the rules in dnd

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
lmao he's an ik

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Loling at the DnD IK who can't help themselves from breaking their own forum's rules multiple times this month alone, and is also very racist apparently

Meritocracy at work

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

It's time to ban all finns from the website. This includes finn lites like swedes, Danes, and balts.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
Racism does very well in the marketplace of ideas

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


after yesterday I am adding the Dutch to the list of Finnish peoples

studio mujahideen
May 3, 2005

aw frig aw dang it posted:

after yesterday I am adding the Dutch to the list of Finnish peoples

theyre finn-coded

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Xaris posted:

this is the wrongest post you've ever made. he was right about everything

well, except that one time, you know the one, but the rest of the time he was right

when he said that he was not bald because he was wearing a toupee

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