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16-bit Butt-Head)
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Kill the boer bsky-social-st2hc-ntepb bsky-social-5lzxf-zhech
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 12:22 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 02:42 |
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Maybe, just maybe you should not jokingly mention that you "dug your own grave with the Tesla Cybertruck" during an analyst call ... but then again, that's just too good a headline to pass up when you're the king of memes. https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-begin-november-elon-musk/ mcbexx has issued a correction as of 12:46 on Oct 19, 2023 |
# ? Oct 19, 2023 12:43 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Musk will pull out of Europe and they will come crawling back if you don't put it in can you really pull out?
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 12:50 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:bsky-social-5lzxf-zhech grabbed this one, cheers
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 12:55 |
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Circle Nine posted:if you don't put it in can you really pull out? why do you think he has to conceive via ivf
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 12:58 |
I'm proud of Elon
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:06 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:I'm proud of Elon Same, OP.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:11 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:I'm proud of Elon
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:13 |
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...! posted:why do you think he has to conceive via ivf does elon have a micropenis
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:14 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1714927856952746139 he's denying it so i'd guess 1 month before it's official
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:15 |
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mcbexx posted:
grabbed this one. thanks!
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:21 |
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On my last trip to the mall, I noticed that there were three new storefront electric car stores open in addition to Tesla. Does Tesla work as a company if they aren't the only one in the market?
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:35 |
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https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1715000094490320909
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:43 |
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Business Insider is verified and posts on X, the everything app
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:43 |
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Didn't Elon's head bookcooker quit recently
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:44 |
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fizzy posted:Likening Tesla to a world-class ship, he said, “Even a great ship in a storm has challenges.” Tesla stock will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:47 |
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The Titanic had challenges
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:52 |
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Weembles posted:Does Tesla work as a company if they aren't the only one in the market? brand recognition is a pretty big deal and telsa has that for electric cars through years and marketing and hype (and obv also musk's cult of personality) so they definitely have a head start but all of the regular manufacturers are also finally getting a decent number of models out so tesla's initial advantage will probably diminish pretty noticeably
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 14:54 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1714931421901427112?t=1_23yIMyWcwbQhhbRVaDqg&s=19
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:00 |
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fizzy posted:He said that bringing the cost of Tesla’s cars down was akin to a “Game of Thrones, but pennies.” what
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:12 |
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1714931421901427112?t=1_23yIMyWcwbQhhbRVaDqg&s=19 Interesting
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:12 |
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Last Chance posted:Intewesting
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:14 |
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That DICK! posted:what Exactly
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:16 |
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Right now Tesla's charger network is much better than the alternatives, but that will change when the Tesla plug becomes the North American standard and Tesla drivers have to share the juice with every other EV.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:20 |
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1714931421901427112?t=1_23yIMyWcwbQhhbRVaDqg&s=19 just what I want to watch, two insane liars trying to outdo eachother
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:20 |
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That DICK! posted:what takes a seriously advanced mind to understand
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:29 |
...! posted:why do you think he has to conceive via ivf :gb2yospos:
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 15:49 |
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mcbexx posted:Maybe, just maybe you should not jokingly mention that you "dug your own grave with the Tesla Cybertruck" during an analyst call ... but then again, that's just too good a headline to pass up when you're the king of memes. looking forward to the next incredible announcement from elon that juices the stock price monkey torture, but on mars??
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 16:20 |
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I hate Elon Musk and he doesn't shower often.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 16:22 |
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:
Id love to see tesla stock go to zero but it's too big to fail. If wallstreet cared about tesla being profitable it wouldn't be valued at a gazillion dollars in the first place.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 16:45 |
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the EU is too woke
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:09 |
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the best time to buy tesla stock is now
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:12 |
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buying the dip seems wise but a real tezzla head buys a new model 3 every opportunity to use them as a robo-taxi with fsd!!
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:35 |
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game of thrones but with pennies
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:41 |
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bsky-social-smgdh-1dgaf (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:49 |
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PTSD is when you have a bad earnings year and then later you still think about it sometimes
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:52 |
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Juul-Whip posted:PTSD is when you have a bad earnings year and then later you still think about it sometimes (Waking up in a cold sweat) I had that horrible nightmare again! The one where number went down!
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:53 |
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Weembles posted:On my last trip to the mall, I noticed that there were three new storefront electric car stores open in addition to Tesla. nope. their innovation to market pipeline only appeals to rich idiots that put all their home IoT stuff in beta programs so they can start their morning doing updates. consumers do want a $10-15k electric, which is what everyone is gunning for. Tesla can’t get into that price range.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:58 |
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thetan_guy42 posted:bsky-social-smgdh-1dgaf Used this one thanks
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 18:00 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 02:42 |
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theres only one explanation for this. wall street has contracted the woke mind virus
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 18:34 |