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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

CHAOS






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mdemone posted:

in any case, take it easy for a few weeks. don't tempt the devil

i'm a goon. sitting on my rear end was always the plan. :chord:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

i need to get my shot but i don't have time to have a reaction and take a day or two off until mid-november.

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004


pray for his precious family? what does that even mean. a strange thing to say

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Pooky posted:

lol they are so screwed. just vote gym jordan and take the L

Gym doesn’t like taking the L, though. He’s a fighter that’s why he’s been in Congress for 16 years and has passed nothing.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

mdemone posted:

if your symptoms have resolved, you have probably mostly cleared the infection. Paxlovid won't help now.

take it very easy for a month or so!

no exercise. keep an eye on your heart rate and blood pressure

aah, all my gains :smith:
I was up to 50lb Arnold presses

just as well I guess, leisurely strolls in the fall air will have to suffice

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

it's fascinating how the subvariants not only out-compete their predecessors easily, but also that they appear to have shoved the common cold and flu viruses into a locker and stolen their lunch money

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


the dems should just rip a page out of their political machine black books and pay a couple of retiring or about-to-retire republicans under the table to vote for jeffries because itd be really funny

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

mdemone posted:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I'm glad you're feeling better. Assume that it was Covid, because the odds are very high that it was.
some friends recently got sick and I was thinking the same thing. then the sores appeared...hand/foot/mouth disease

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

https://x.com/JebBush/status/929541504187686912?s=20

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

what's the word on how hosed I am long-term then
should I have been snarfing paxlovid (should I still be now?)

do my SSRIs protect me?

have you tried ingesting an ultraviolet light

a very stable genius recommended it

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Grey Fox posted:

some friends recently got sick and I was thinking the same thing. then the sores appeared...hand/foot/mouth disease

HFM is an opportunistic bastard who likes to slide into your DMs when your immune system is temporarily fighting Covid

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
This is the most embarrassing and hilarious situation ever in the house and the media is barely covering it or telling it how it is. They’re using the lightest words possible vs raking the chuds over the coals. If it was the democrats it would be the exact opposite reporting.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

mdemone posted:

the rapid antigen tests are much, much better at detecting wildtype and pre-Omicron variants

Eris is as different from wild-type as humans are from fish, and as different from Omicron as humans are from giraffes.

Lpl well now I'm wondering if I got covid this year. Another department at the other end of our buigad a few people get it, and then a bit later one after another in our department got a nasty cough and a few people ended up sick for a few days. No one tested positive. I was just tired for like a week and my stomach didn't feel good but otherwise was fine.

When I actually did get covid last year I had just gotten my second booster a month earlier and I had a sore throat for 3 days before testing positive on tje brain poker test, while still testing negative on the rapid tests

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

You know who could find his rear end with both hands?

:smugdon:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Glumwheels posted:

This is the most embarrassing and hilarious situation ever in the house and the media is barely covering it or telling it how it is. They’re using the lightest words possible vs raking the chuds over the coals. If it was the democrats it would be the exact opposite reporting.

america is completely dysfunctional lmao

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

ArmedZombie posted:

america is completely dysfunctional lmao

All thanks to Trump, the republicans finally caught it and they deserve it

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1715019966607393102
so true

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Glumwheels posted:

This is the most embarrassing and hilarious situation ever in the house and the media is barely covering it or telling it how it is. They’re using the lightest words possible vs raking the chuds over the coals. If it was the democrats it would be the exact opposite reporting.

lol yeah

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

this song showed up on the local oldies station today, first time in a dog's age that I've heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-Yqp6hms8

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


I'm skeptical of a red Pennsylvania and Michigan in 2024 but can totally buy Trump winning the election through Wisconsin, Georgia and Arizona

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/Puffin_hug/status/1715067958718783975
:thunk:

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

mdemone posted:

if your symptoms have resolved, you have probably mostly cleared the infection. Paxlovid won't help now.

take it very easy for a month or so!

no exercise. keep an eye on your heart rate and blood pressure

love 2 take medical advice to not exercise from the cspam truemmp threda

after getting 4 negative covid tests no less lmao

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

alnilam posted:

love 2 take medical advice to not exercise from the cspam truemmp threda

after getting 4 negative covid tests no less lmao

I haven't exercised since 2019 and I haven't died of COVID so there

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Filthy Hans posted:

this song showed up on the local oldies station today, first time in a dog's age that I've heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9zSYBVprpM

Yeah I remember this one

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

this song showed up on the local oldies station today, first time in a dog's age that I've heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-Yqp6hms8

Peter Gabriel did it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_9gASkB_w

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Friendship, security, and love is Woke.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Filthy Hans posted:

I haven't exercised since 2019 and I haven't died of COVID so there

never exercise you don’t want to use up your body’s limited amount of energy

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
the body is like a battery

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Glumwheels posted:

This is the most embarrassing and hilarious situation ever in the house and the media is barely covering it or telling it how it is. They’re using the lightest words possible vs raking the chuds over the coals. If it was the democrats it would be the exact opposite reporting.

This scam is as old as roman fire brigades working with arsonists. We'll put out the fires these guys over there are causing so long as our corporate donors get further cuts to the burning social safety net as a gesture of bipartisan good faith. The media knows the game enough to realize it isn't newsworthy.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Concerning

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I'm skeptical of a red Pennsylvania and Michigan in 2024 but can totally buy Trump winning the election through Wisconsin, Georgia and Arizona

GA and AZ sure but WI just voted for a liberal Supreme Court justice by like 12 points in an off year

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


feeling charged and ready to TUMP

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Nobody is ever going to shut up about -tater tot swivel chair. Pop culture will never die, but it has been cut down to the bone, where only a few people matter.

But nobody has to care about unless you have family members addicted to television.







(Edit: ohhhh Now, I Get why cockney rhyming, it just needed a more direct references)

mazzi Chart Czar has issued a correction as of 20:18 on Oct 19, 2023

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


Yes, the evolution of domestic dogs, a bad thing that happened that everyone hates

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