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more falafel please posted:midway in the 90s was basically all Coke Guys I’m really more of a Pepsi guy myself
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more falafel please posted:midway in the 90s was basically all Coke Guys Better than Pepsi, yuck!
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Desert Bus posted:I think the biggest thing that pisses me off about all these tech bro assholes is their complete inability to successfully utilize the total access to drugs and also understand the ramifications of them. Just like they do no loving research. elon spreads it out by railing speed and drinking a lot of alcohol, sbf should get on his level
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SXHp42HGUA glorious 240p
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more falafel please posted:midway in the 90s was basically all Coke Guys Dumb Kid Me read that as only people good at the game don't do drugs, like some kind of trash talk, I guess, so maybe they just suck at it and I read it correctly. The Bible fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Oct 19, 2023 |
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Coke guys in a Mountain Dew world
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Random Stranger posted:I immediately searched for any prop Bison dollars for sale because they'd be a great Christmas gift and I figured they'd have to have made mountains of them to use in the movie. Couldn't find any, just replicas. Yep, wouldn't want your fictional paper currency to be counterfeit, perish the thought. How could anyone even think of giving such fakes as gifts?
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MEIN RAVEN posted:I’m really more of a Pepsi guy myself Desert Bus posted:Better than Pepsi, yuck! MORTAL KOMBAT
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Lammasu posted:The greatest repository of human Wisdom, the Mortal Kombat Trilogy arcade cabinet, specifically says winners don't use drugs. Mortal Kombat taught me that winners rip out their enemies’ spines. And, quite frankly, I would need plenty of drugs to manage that.
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Dial A For Awesome posted:Mortal Kombat taught me that winners rip out their enemies’ spines. And, quite frankly, I would need plenty of drugs to manage that. SBF is a vegan, so he has never ripped out a spine. Total loser.
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Mass removal of cancelled BBBYQ shares today from brokerages, seems like at least a few cultists are starting to wake up:
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Apparently his defence are saying SBF might testify depending on "the possibility of SBF taking the stand rests on the outcome of the new Adderall dosage the court is testing." To which I say, by God give that man as much Adderall as he wants.
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Deptfordx posted:Apparently his defence are saying SBF might testify depending on "the possibility of SBF taking the stand rests on the outcome of the new Adderall dosage the court is testing." The bailiff wheels out an IV stand... That said, SBF belongs in prison for a long time, but his parents should be doing just as much time, what a monstrous little clan.
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Your Honor, I would like the court to drop all charges, it is harshing the buzz of my client.
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I can't conceive of any reason whatsoever to link a client's ability to testify with his Adderall dosage, it makes no loving sense as a legal matter or as litigation strategy.
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I would simply mint an nft of the bison dollars
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Why can’t SBF just mint an NFT of a get out of jail free card?
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according to those rocko's stupid computer snake people, having one person suffer(the first one/drug withdraws) is better than a ton of people getting caught in the splash damage of 2nd one.
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kw0134 posted:I can't conceive of any reason whatsoever to link a client's ability to testify with his Adderall dosage, it makes no loving sense as a legal matter or as litigation strategy.
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:You don’t think “if my client isn’t mentally stable enough to put three coherent sentences together I’m not going to let him testify” is a valid stance? Do people get this exception for medical marijuana? That would rule. “Sorry your honor, client is not ready to raw dog this testimony, short recess for boofing some grizzly?”
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Given his tweets before getting picked up I don't think any disordered thinking was well managed by his uppers, besides the court physicians are convinced there's nothing to medicate, so it's probably moot anyway. But I can definitely see the wisdom in not letting someone with disordered thinking testify when the 5th is an option especially if they think it's possible to treat the disorder first. Especially for like ADD or ADHD where they are gonna get in the spotlight and immediately have their brain go 'WEEE what strategy? I'm gonna convince them with sheer will!'
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:You don’t think “if my client isn’t mentally stable enough to put three coherent sentences together I’m not going to let him testify” is a valid stance?
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I suppose an argument could be made of "my client has scrambled his brains so hard on drugs that he's not competent to stand trial without more meth."
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Oct 19, 2023 20:17
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Your honour, due to my client employing a doctor who would prescribe him any and all drugs he could imagine, little Sammy is now over 70% drug by volume and requires a constant input of more drugs otherwise he will shrivel up in to a shrimpy husk.
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It's like when Peggy Hill had to describe - in her own Spanish words - what she did to the judge.
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Today, in "this is good for crypto," the New York AG has determined that Genesis and Gemini were, IN FACT, very much scams. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/19/tech/crypto-firms-fraud-charges-new-york/index.html The winning never stops for team crypto
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Today, in "this is good for crypto," the New York AG has determined that Genesis and Gemini were, IN FACT, very much scams. Good, that just means the crypocurrencies left standing are statistically more likely to be legitimate. I should put more money in now that I have that peace of mind.
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didnt the NYC mayor and the Miami mayor both say they would get paid in buttcoins(a few times)?
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kw0134 posted:In a criminal case I'd be asking why the gently caress is the defendant so keen to get on the stand when you have the unqualified right to not shoot your own dick off and why you think this court should overrule experts decisions on what seems to be enabling a really poor choice is...uh...a stance I guess. Especially as it comes from the defendant's supposed counsel. Like as an abstract matter you do want to give the defendant the agency to participate in his own defense but at the same time here it's...what are you doing as defense counsel. If he does testify, he will still almost certainly be convicted, but there's probably a better chance of a hail mary "No, I'm actually just an idiot who lost all this money through incompetence that doesn't rise to the level of fraud" explanation squeaking through. Like if you have $100 and need to pay the mob $10k tomorrow or they'll harvest your kidneys, going down to the casino and betting it all on black is maybe your best option, even though it is still a terrible one in absolute terms.
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Yeah doing nothing, i.e. not testifying does really seem like giving up at this point , but I'm not a law talking guy. 
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He's just got to rip a fat line at the defense table, head up to the stand and explain how once he had gambled his customer's money into infinity dollars he was going to use it all to save humanity. Things just got out of hand with a minor economic 'blip' it could have happened to anyone.
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Deptfordx posted:Yeah doing nothing, i.e. not testifying does really seem like giving up at this point , but I'm not a law talking guy. I'm also not a law talking guy; My understanding is that giving your side of the story is something you generally want to avoid doing to the fullest possible extent. That is exactly what you are paying your lawyer(s) to do on your behalf.
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Remember that it's not only guilt he has to fight, it's also the degree of culpability when it comes to sentencing. While the sentencing guidelines in federal statutes make it variable, there's still a degree of latitude involved. Now, a judge is not supposed to take into account whether a person testifies or not, but he sure as hell can consider the defendant's demeanor and testimony. SBF can't escape a guilty sentence, but he can definitely make it easier to give perjured testimony or come off as a complete sociopath on the stand and that will impact how long he gets sent away. Right now, it's bad, but he can almost certainly make it worse. You can ALWAYS make things worse for yourself.
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Today, in "this is good for crypto," the New York AG has determined that Genesis and Gemini were, IN FACT, very much scams. Another win for the Winklefucks.
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kw0134 posted:I can't conceive of any reason whatsoever to link a client's ability to testify with his Adderall dosage, it makes no loving sense as a legal matter or as litigation strategy. Maybe only slightly medicated Sam cant remember exactly why he thought doing all those crimes was a cool and good idea at the time. But, he might if he got all gakked out again. Then, everything feels like a good idea, including testifying at length in your own trial
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DickParasite posted:Another win for the Winklefucks. RIP van Winklevoss
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sam is gonna go all ghosTTy and pull out charts to show "this was how the market looked in 2021, you would be an utter fool to not bet all on black. I'm no fool and just wanted the best for our customers!"
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I didn't realize it was against the law to steal 10 billion dollars of customer funds, take them to the casino, and then lose them.
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Salt Fish posted:I didn't realize it was against the law to steal 10 billion dollars of customer funds, take them to the casino, and then lose them. Look, they gave me the money, okay not me they gave it to my company to invest, but that's obviously just the same as giving it to me, like I have access to that bank account so it's like as good as giving it to me, so I'm not quite sure why you think I did anything wrong here. Blame the idiots who just gave me there money!
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