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Lt. Cock posted:This is the most Wizard Master thread that PencilHands has ever accomplished
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The grocery I shop at has carts with quarter slots and the locking wheels. I still see them dumped across the highway.
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Oct 19, 2023 18:51
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Tarkus posted:People get upset at him because the returning of the cart lies in the realm of "none of your loving business.". Yeah, it's one of the many, many things you just quietly judge someone on in the privacy of your own head and then move on with your day and forget about. I don't care of the offender has left a trail of un-corralled carts across the country their whole lives, the minute you say something to them about it you're the bigger rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 19, 2023 18:52
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It's not like we don't understand why the assholes he accosts get angry about it. What's extraordinarily stupid is why people who aren't personally involved get angry about it.
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Oct 19, 2023 18:55
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Because we empathize with them. People going out of their way to shame somebody else for something that is none of their business loving suck more than the people who leave carts laying around.
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Oct 19, 2023 18:58
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AcidCat posted:Yeah, it's one of the many, many things you just quietly judge someone on in the privacy of your own head and then move on with your day and forget about. I don't care of the offender has left a trail of un-corralled carts across the country their whole lives, the minute you say something to them about it you're the bigger rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 19, 2023 19:01
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Oh no! The Narc, man!
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Oct 19, 2023 19:04
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Tarkus posted:Because we empathize with them. People going out of their way to shame somebody else for something that is none of their business loving suck more than the people who leave carts laying around.
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temple posted:What other thoughts do you keep bottled up? Ones best kept in the bottle.
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Oct 19, 2023 19:07
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Tarkus posted:Because we empathize with them. People going out of their way to shame somebody else for something that is none of their business loving suck more than the people who leave carts laying around. Such a hierarchical way to see it. Both parties are annoying so you don't need to support either, not everything is a team game.
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Oct 19, 2023 19:10
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I leave my cart intentionally and hear the scream and cries of a furious Cart Narc as he blows his little whistle and flaps his arms. I let him charge at me and sidestep at the last moment, grabbing the nape of his neck and pulling as he barrels past. There is a sickening ripping noise as his skin comes off in one smooth motion leaving his open muscle exposed to the elements as he stumbles incognisantly into my abandoned cart. Playfully I skip over to the insensate narc and wave his pelt around like a flag. From the bushes emerge legions of my bohabs as I rapidly fashion his skin into shopping bags. It's a shopping spree in the cutlery, salt, lemon and toiletries sections, and the narc is gonna be the cart he loves so much! By the end of all our fun the building has been reduced to rubble and all our shopping (as well as the surviving shoppers) have been loaded into the Gor-Gor. I leave our GWAR'd Narc parked tantalisingly close to the trolley bay and nudge him slightly to watch him slowly roll away from his rightful home
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Oct 19, 2023 19:12
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Stimpire copy-paste goes in the star citizen threads
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Oct 19, 2023 19:15
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EVERY DAY I OPEN PALM SLAP MY CART INTO THE CORRAL Nah... The Cart Narc thing feels like a skit from MadTV or early 2000's SNL. Kinda funny at first, then it drags on for way too long.
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Oct 19, 2023 19:22
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Songbearer posted:I leave my cart intentionally and hear the scream and cries of a furious Cart Narc as he blows his little whistle and flaps his arms. I let him charge at me and sidestep at the last moment, grabbing the nape of his neck and pulling as he barrels past. The cart narc lies still, forced to view his world of hurt through now lidless eyes. Every skinless movement he makes sends lightning jolts of pain through his tortured body. He begins the slow climb back towards the parking lot, leaving a bloody footprint behind with each determined step. The cart heathens should have killed him. For it was now his turn to show the retail customer the fury of a cart narc scorned...
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Oct 19, 2023 19:31
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im permabanned poster cartnarcer58. i first started harassing shoppers when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "lazybones" and tried to say it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "this lazybones doesn’t want to return his cart" and "how about a sticker for this lazybones" in my head for hours,
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Oct 19, 2023 19:37
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Get beefy, lazybones.
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So, I decided to watch some of those videos to refresh my memory of it because I haven't seen it in years. Seems like there's a bunch of people who do it now like YouTube pranksters except these people go around looking for every little social micro-irritant they can. These videos fall in line with what I would call 'petty justice' and the people who perform in them are pretty sad.
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Oct 19, 2023 19:52
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Looking down on people bringing justice... This is why cops only do crimes and violations now.
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Oct 19, 2023 19:55
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The cart narc lies still, forced to view his world of hurt through now lidless eyes. Every skinless movement he makes sends lightning jolts of pain through his tortured body. He begins the slow climb back towards the parking lot, leaving a bloody footprint behind with each determined step. The cart heathens should have killed him. For it was now his turn to show the retail customer the fury of a cart narc scorned... I sit on my rocking chair outside the Walmart and spy a bunch of juvenile delinquents taking carts and leaving them around. "Cart Narc's gonna get me!! Oooh!" one screams. I spit out my chaw onto the ground. "Cart Narc ain't no laughing matter, son!" I call to the youth. "Y'ain't want to be talkin' 'bout matters you don't understand!" He gives me a foul gesture and throws a bottle of Mtn. Dew at my head, missing me by a whisker. The boys laugh and run to the other end of the parking lot, carts flying in every direction like pigs out of a pen. I hear a breathing behind me, a rasp of a throat accustomed to screaming its fury with no strength left to spare. It rides on the wind inaudible to everyone else and joins the forlorn squeaking of rusty wheels, an exhale carrying menace on the breeze. "Lord, please, protect these boys. They're still young. They ain't deserve none of this." A cart moves. My eyes close. A single tear rolls down and joins the sticky puddle of Mtn. Dew.
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Oct 19, 2023 20:17
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Songbearer posted:I sit on my rocking chair outside the Walmart and spy a bunch of juvenile delinquents taking carts and leaving them around. "Cart Narc's gonna get me!! Oooh!" one screams. I spit out my chaw onto the ground. 5 years its been since the cart narc was robbed of his delicate outer skin. 5 years he has stalked the parking lots, now hunting consumers regardless of innocence or guilt. The rates of cart malfeasance plummeted as his legend grew, yet nothing could sate his thirst for the blood of shoppers. The number of modifications to his body increased as his mind slowly broke. The cart narc was now a mess of twisted cart metal, tubing and flesh. Whether the ruddy brown which gave color to the iron was his own blood or merely rust, no one knows. The checkout clerks whisper rumors that in moments of lucidity he cries out to his eventual victims, "Return me... please... return me..."
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Oct 19, 2023 20:41
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Songbearer posted:I leave my cart intentionally and hear the scream and cries of a furious Cart Narc as he blows his little whistle and flaps his arms. I let him charge at me and sidestep at the last moment, grabbing the nape of his neck and pulling as he barrels past. I support this sort of fan fiction.
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Oct 19, 2023 20:43
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Tarkus posted:Because we empathize with them. People going out of their way to shame somebody else for something that is none of their business loving suck more than the people who leave carts laying around. Empathy? For cart curbers? HA
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Oct 19, 2023 20:43
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this guy is like, the joker, to the cart narc:
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Anyway, I think thats everyone's thoughts on the Cart Narc, nice work everybody
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Oct 19, 2023 20:45
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he owns
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Anyway, I think thats everyone's thoughts on the Cart Narc, nice work everybody love a happy ending. nice hustle everyone.
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Oct 19, 2023 20:57
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Ralph Hurley posted:did you ever call the long train of collected carts a “cartarpillar”? No but one time this tattle tale girl found a bag of trash on a register that hadn't been taken back yet and she held it up and yelled "who's trash?" and I yelled "you are"!
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Oct 19, 2023 21:54
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Cart Narc is a saint and since finding him I return my shopping trolley every time.
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Oct 19, 2023 22:11
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They call em Buggys in the US south some places, it's extremely hosed up
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Oct 19, 2023 22:21
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The grocery store I go to has had all the small carts stolen and I'm not sure they ever had baskets so if you go there it's big-rear end shopping cart or NOTHIN
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Oct 19, 2023 22:31
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They weren’t stolen they just took them away Bigger carts mean you can fit more groceries and spend more money
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Oct 19, 2023 22:34
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I worked at one grocery store that had calculators on the front bar. They removed them because people were using them to keep track of how much they were spending.
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Oct 19, 2023 22:52
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Jelly posted:The grocery store I go to has had all the small carts stolen and I'm not sure they ever had baskets so if you go there it's big-rear end shopping cart or NOTHIN everyone loves the small carts. this sounds like it could be a really big case cart narc could take on to improve their approval rating. find the person or party responsible for stealing all the small carts. would also be a good premise for the cart narc feature length film.
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Oct 19, 2023 22:55
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Jelly posted:It's not like we don't understand why the assholes he accosts get angry about it. You don't know though, maybe that person does return it 99% of the time but they just lost their job or a loved one and are on the verge of suicide and the last thing they want is some YouTuber putting them on blast for clout over the most innocuous thing. They also might have legit mental disorders, which is half of what r/publicfreakout videos actually are. The people in his videos are also probably more angry and reacting over a camera being shoved in their face than the actual accusation.
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Oct 19, 2023 22:58
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Trader Joe's spent millions of dollars inventing the shopping cart calculator so they could write 80085 on the handle. The Russians used a pencil.
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Oct 19, 2023 23:01
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I’m what they call a post narc
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:You don't know though, maybe that person does return it 99% of the time but they just lost their job or a loved one and are on the verge of suicide and the last thing they want is some YouTuber putting them on blast for clout over the most innocuous thing. They also might have legit mental disorders, which is half of what r/publicfreakout videos actually are. I'd like to hear more from defender of people too lazy to put away their cart after walking around with it for a while
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Oct 19, 2023 23:08
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i punched a hole in my wall just thinking of the kind of bastard to abandon a cart. i've been watching my neighbour thru their window and i think they might be one of them too
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Oct 19, 2023 23:18
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You will all be happy to know I was at the grocery store this afternoon and when returning my cart the cart guy was there collecting the carts. I thanked him for his service.
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satanic splash-back posted:I'd like to hear more from defender of people too lazy to put away their cart after walking around with it for a while First, tell me more about your complete lack of empathy and understanding of just how broken people can get. Someone may be having the worst day of their life - let's ruin their life even further by agitating them and making it go viral.
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