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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I am limiting the jokes here because I'm pretty sure that reciever guy has at least a concussion now

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Cavauro posted:

i think some one is going to talk about lawrence being very bad in this game if he doesn't have obvious amazing stats by the end.

can't believe he muffed that punt

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shinji2015 posted:

So is there any reason why a kicking team shouldn't just throw a receiving team's player into anyone signaling fair catch?

no, it happened last week too

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Looked like the Saints player did that on purpose

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

BlindSite posted:

Jags doing a chargers impression.

harsh but fair

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


CapnAndy posted:

holy poo poo, murdered by his own dude

yeah that looked brutal

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

BlindSite posted:

I get so much betting advertising in Aus I'm kind of numb to it. Sports its all trash food, booze and betting. The most jarring stuff to me is the pharmaceutical ads you guys have over there during sport. Lots of boomers lookin for dick pills and lots of middle aged ladies taking anti depressants i guess.

The only thing I know of Australia is Sound of Music.

Didn't know gambling was a big part of things down under.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shinji2015 posted:

So is there any reason why a kicking team shouldn't just throw a receiving team's player into anyone signaling fair catch?
I mean, no, but he didn't actually signal fair catch

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Looked like the Saints player did that on purpose

he literally pushed the dude into Agnew you could see it super clearly in the replay lol

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Looked like the Saints player did that on purpose
it seems like a neat little loophole for special teams coverage but i feel like it'd be pretty difficult to pull off 99% of the time

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shinji2015 posted:

So is there any reason why a kicking team shouldn't just throw a receiving team's player into anyone signaling fair catch?

we're in that rare, "not coached well enough to not be near your returner while blocking" zone

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

bean mom posted:

WHAT IS GOING ON LMAo

TNF.txt

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Looked like the Saints player did that on purpose

He absolutely did. The slow-mo showed him recognize the opportunity in the last few steps.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
oh, he did signal, just very badly

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Cavauro posted:

i found out the seahawks were talking to him about it. coordination of the offense. if i find out any more i will say

they should have hired him, or maybe not, since the current OC made Geno look good the year before. I have no idea who he is though

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

CapnAndy posted:

oh, he did signal, just very badly

A painful lesson

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Hughmoris posted:

He absolutely did. The slow-mo showed him recognize the opportunity in the last few steps.

The slow-mo was loving hilarious

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Hughmoris posted:

A painful lesson

what would signalling a fair catch more clearly do in that situation

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Sick catch

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

incredible college TD catch

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I know he was out of bounds, but that was a hell of a catch

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Oh that was so close

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Oof, just barely wasn't able to tap the other foot in

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Mystic Stylez posted:

they should have hired him, or maybe not, since the current OC made Geno look good the year before. I have no idea who he is though

I READ THAt his brother passed away and he needed to take the year off. you might've known that i guess. it isn't what you asked about. not the seeahawks oc

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Goddamn Shaheed

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hell of a leap

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the Saints love not scoring TDs in the red zone

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Go for it

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hughmoris posted:

The only thing I know of Australia is Sound of Music.

Didn't know gambling was a big part of things down under.

It's massive out here, the horse has bolted in terms of reeling it back in too. Literally every pub has slot machines - we call 'em pokies and book maker stands and TVs with live horse and dog racing and there's casinos in just about every major city. Billboards, tv ads, magazines, newspapers, apps - it's everywhere here.

I'm just lucky that its the one vice I don't have. I gamble occasionally and one year tracked over / under scoring lines and made quite a bit of money with some targetted betting but it was like a 2nd job and not something I've ever found fun.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Maybe the Jags will spot them a third try.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BlindSite posted:

It's massive out here, the horse has bolted in terms of reeling it back in too. Literally every pub has slot machines - we call 'em pokies and book maker stands and TVs with live horse and dog racing and there's casinos in just about every major city. Billboards, tv ads, magazines, newspapers, apps - it's everywhere here.

I'm just lucky that its the one vice I don't have. I gamble occasionally and one year tracked over / under scoring lines and made quite a bit of money with some targetted betting but it was like a 2nd job and not something I've ever found fun.

have you ever done that coin flipping game from Wake in Fright

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

should have 17 and you have 3? these who dat are really reminding me of some who deys! who dat came first. i am wanting to be friends

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Texas: Get your own trip! if you're white

and straight and christian and unvaccinated

you know what, just stay home

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

TheKingslayer posted:

Maybe the Jags will spot them a third try.

They have been incredibly generous so far

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
My God the Saints offense sucks.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Cognac McCarthy posted:

Looked like the Saints player did that on purpose

Sort-of: "Youre about to run into your own man and you dont know it"

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Kurgarra Queen posted:

My God the Saints offense sucks.

perpetrated by frauds

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Cavauro posted:

should have 17 and you have 3? these who dat are really reminding me of some who deys! who dat came first. i am wanting to be friends

Watch the golden bachelor instead then

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