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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF 10/19 GDT Jaguars@Saints No Brees Inside a Dome
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Look, you can be Jason or you can be Pinhead, not both. Dial it back.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Pron on VHS posted:

Watch the golden bachelor instead then

you watch bloody game

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kurgarra Queen posted:

My God the Saints offense sucks.

:hmmyes:

* # ? Oct 20, 2023 01:50
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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Pron on VHS posted:

Watch the golden bachelor instead then

It's actually so loving good

* # ? Oct 20, 2023 01:51
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 you all watch the devil's plan

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Derek Carr in a new uniform once again being boo’d at home

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Pron on VHS posted:

Derek Carr in a new uniform once again being boo’d at home

as he deserves

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

surf rock posted:

It's actually so loving good

Yeah. Some really great women

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 i lovew emon

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Alaois posted:

as he deserves

:hai:

Seems like a great dude but he puts the overrated in overrated.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 I like Herbstreit's commentary because it makes me think of NCAA Football '14

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

surf rock posted:

It's actually so loving good

In a funny way, I hope?

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Alaois posted:

have you ever done that coin flipping game from Wake in Fright

Yeah it's called 2-up and we play it on Anzac day but that's just because I usually go for a few beers with my mates who are vets and you get like a hundred people going nuts over every flip. It's fun as hell.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
the NFL would like to remind you to respond to bullying by purchasing overpriced licensed goods

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

CapnAndy posted:

the NFL would like to remind you to respond to bullying by purchasing overpriced licensed goods

or else

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Illegal Hen

fartknocker posted:

order more wings

a lot more wings

all the wings

I could but after just eating the celery with gobs of peanut butter I'm not hungry anymore.

Also eating all-you-can-eat sushi yesterday means I kind of hit my limit of not-healthy stuff... for now.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

CapnAndy posted:

the NFL would like to remind you to respond to bullying by purchasing overpriced licensed goods

I'd literally rather watch a camera showing midfield for the duration of a commercial break.

* # ? Oct 20, 2023 01:55
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
ok seriously what's with the length of this break, streaker on the field? injury?

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Golden Bachelor is less ridiculous than OG Bachelor but probably less entertaining as a result

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

the NFL would like to remind you to respond to bullying by purchasing overpriced licensed goods

Life got you down? Whip out that Visa and spend spend spend!

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
trick play and then run it backwards! double trick

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

 lot of work for 9 yards but sure

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 bs spot lol

oh well didnt matter

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
lol lotta motion for not a lot

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Kurgarra Queen posted:

My God the Saints offense sucks.

That's right... imagine watching 3 seasons of this. :shepface:

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

 gently caress I thought that was gonna be a flea flicker into a hook and ladder

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Live me a trick play

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
For those in the know: who comes up with these on-the-field interview questions? The producers, or the interviewer?

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Illegal Hen
:lmao: a gadget play to end up with losing yardage after catch.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/AnnieAgar/status/1715168633834394029

* # ? Oct 20, 2023 01:56
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hughmoris posted:

For those in the know: who comes up with these on-the-field interview questions? The producers, or the interviewer?
beelzebub, lord of flies

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 I'm here to spread the good word about Trevor Lawrence, rejoice

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 Runnin' Trev

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Trevor :vick: Lawrence

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

 Imagine letting a guy with a bum leg run all over you

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 the jags are cool

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
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Illegal Hen
Meanwhile Lawrence going all :vick:

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

CapnAndy posted:

beelzebub, lord of flies

It would be more entertaining than "Your QB ran for 9 yards. What was going thru your head"

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

fartknocker posted:

Trevor :vick: Lawrence
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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Let's go

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