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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


I kinda wish Carr actually was wearing emo eyeliner. Like that's his game face he puts on in the mirror in the locker room.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I hate Dennis Allen but he is really good at finding and coaching defensive backs.

which is why they’ll be cursed with this wet fart of a team for another few years bc he’s not getting fired

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Rip bitch

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oh man i think derek carr broke his dick

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
carr crashed

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Lolave

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Nice TO

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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well there's the bad offense again

:sigh:

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Ooop welp there goes Carr

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

CapnAndy posted:

carr crashed

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
oh no not the dickpull

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Relentlessboredomm posted:

which is why they’ll be cursed with this wet fart of a team for another few years bc he’s not getting fired

If the offense stays this bad he will at least be forced to cut Carmichael and bring in someone fresh to be OC.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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he did this last game too

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
The old dick pull

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
his dick exploded

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Ok....

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

we in the groin, it's goin down

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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let Taysom cook

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Oh my god did he really pull his dick

Rotten
May 21, 2002

As a shadow I walk in the land of the dead
Carr got a flat?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh come on that direct line drive punt should've been a bigger return!

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I'll give him a pass on that throw if he pulled something

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

welcome to the taysom hill zone

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Finger Prince posted:

I kinda wish Carr actually was wearing emo eyeliner. Like that's his game face he puts on in the mirror in the locker room.

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Running the goddamn routes?"

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


is that a groin injury or did his dick and balls get mashed on that play?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Grab his dick and twist it!!

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
how much confidence must Agnew have to field that punt at a dead sprint after looking horrible the entire game

edit: will the Jaguars do something to Etienne in space? no

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

wait the saints have a rookie kicker AND a rookie punter?

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Shindragon posted:

Oh my god did he really pull his dick

Lol...

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

AndrewP posted:

I'll give him a pass on that throw if he pulled something

Just that one, though

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
...Why did you got out of bounds, you would probably got way more. Well least Jags.. can muster an FG?

Maybe?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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bean mom posted:

wait the saints have a rookie kicker AND a rookie punter?

yep, they let Lutz and Gillikin go in preseason

The punter is 30 though, he's a rookie.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The old dick pull

GIVIN HIM THE BUSINESS

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Rotten posted:

Carr got a flat?

Penis like a nematode

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
oh no Carr is down. whomever will we find to throw checkdowns and take 3 quarters to wind up for a deep throw?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Grab his dick and twist it!!

The ol' dick twist!

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Shindragon posted:

...Why did you got out of bounds, you would probably got way more. Well least Jags.. can muster an FG?

Maybe?

Yea, seems like that kind of game

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

YOLOsubmarine posted:

If the offense stays this bad he will at least be forced to cut Carmichael and bring in someone fresh to be OC.

eh I don’t think that’ll change much. the talent on the team will keep getting worse/older

Carmichael is terrible but I don’t trust Allen to solve that

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

remember when Joe Flacco literally injured a rival player with his iron dick

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
pete davidson you got here just in time!!

give derek carr your dick

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