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Alucard posted:Microwaving fish at the office yo I got a writeup for this, printed a clipart shrimp over it, and hung it in my cubicle I'll do it again
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Private Cumshoe posted:The gently caress do you need to do it for I bet you drive a truck too lol So it's a 'my dad made fun of my lovely parking' thing.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:06 |
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Staring directly into someone's eyes and pissing yourself
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:18 |
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Being a goon.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:18 |
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Gooning
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:20 |
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maybeadracula posted:Gooning Double illegal. Sickos.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:21 |
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not wiping
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:21 |
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Not bathing for weeks Having long and drawn out conversations with cashiers while there are like 6 people behind you Leaving your shopping cart flipped over in the middle of a parking lot lane Not stopping at stop signs in parking lots
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:22 |
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Grey Cat posted:Double illegal. Sickos. Double illegal cancels out
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:22 |
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maybeadracula posted:Double illegal cancels out The perfect loophole.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:26 |
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not pushing Henry Kissinger down the stairs if given the opportunity
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:31 |
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Telling the poor cashier “IT MUST BE FREEEEEE!! ” when something doesn’t scan or the item is missing the tag. Also, “I JUST PRINTED THAT TWENTY THIS MORNING!! ” when the cashier has to check the bill for authenticity.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:42 |
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Sex and sexual thoughts. Light beer. Disabling your ad blocker because a company told you to. Being okay with "whatever is on the radio" and "not really caring about music".
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:50 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I just prefer to get a pull through spot because they’re a lot safer and easier to exit Safer and easier to exit for who exactly?
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 04:56 |
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Being mean to me
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 05:29 |
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maybeadracula posted:Crimes, if you don't get caught
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 07:42 |
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your posts, op
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 07:44 |
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Waking up at 5 in the morning on Saturday and immediately popping open and drinking a bottle of champaigne for no reason
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 07:52 |
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Tugging til you can't tug it no more.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 07:57 |
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Sekenr posted:Waking up at 5 in the morning on Saturday and immediately popping open and drinking a bottle of champaigne for no reason Go on, this sounds like something you had to deal with before?
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 07:57 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:Safer and easier to exit for who exactly? I've never before heard anyone complain about this.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 08:27 |
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Elukka posted:How does it affect anyone negatively if I can see better pulling out of the parking spot? Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this By all means if you see a spot with two dumbass trucks already parked like that and you can pull through safely between them and don't see any dumb poor soul parking the normal sane way yes, please, for the love of god get in there and stick your nose out in your short rear end lovely car as far as you can before one of you idiots gets a frail old lady buying groceries killed Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Oct 20, 2023 |
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maybeadracula posted:I walking jaywalking might be illegal but other birds are fair game. that means yes, cockwalking is still legal.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 09:00 |
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saying poob. you can't get in trouble, it's not a cuss word.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 09:37 |
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Uploading a car.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 11:00 |
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Applying the brakes before turning on the blinker. Straight to jail.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:05 |
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redshirt posted:Applying the brakes before turning on the blinker. Things that are NOT crimes, friend
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:08 |
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lmao pulling through a parking space is literally the safest way to park because you dont have to reverse backing in is the 2nd safest, because you're only reversing into the spot, not into traffic. reversing is one of the most dangerous things you can do in a parking lot, especially with pedestrians.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:13 |
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Michaeldim posted:lmao pulling through a parking space is literally the safest way to park because you dont have to reverse but you see te trucks are very big and i dont liek them
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:18 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this I live in poo poo-rear end Maryland where every third person drives an enormous, lifted truck that has never left arterial roads and serves only as a rolling monument to the fact that they are bad at sex. When sitting in my tiny station wagon, I can see past neither the beds nor the cabs of these giant pavement princesses, and therefore it is much safer for me to use a pull-through spot to minimize the amount of time I spend blindly extricating myself from the a sea of redneck landyachts. On topic:
Modal Auxiliary fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Oct 20, 2023 |
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This one time I saw a boomer pull into a parking spot, then reverse across the entire lane to back into a spot. The entire parking lot was empty.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:24 |
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Lunking
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:28 |
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almost1337 posted:Lunking gently caress you why do you hate gains bro?
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:29 |
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Blowing smooches to the people next to you at the lights.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 12:29 |
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Telling the poor cashier “IT MUST BE FREEEEEE!! ” when something doesn’t scan or the item is missing the tag. These shouldn't be illegal, but if you say it, the cashier should get to spit in your face with no consequences. In fact, every cashier should get one free chance to spit in a person's face a day. Have they used their chance yet this shift? gently caress around and find out, buddy.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 14:19 |
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I got in to the habit of backing into spots because I used to live in Manila where the traffic is absolutely awful and it is near impossible to force yourself into the flow of traffic backing into it Some places have an attendant that’ll physically block traffic to let you back out but you can’t really on that all the time so easier to back in and then honk your horn and cut someone off on the way out
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 14:30 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this For what it's worth I live in a place where nobody drives giant trucks and this association certainly doesn't exist.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 15:47 |
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Dropping the u from colour.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 15:59 |
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Failing a captcha
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 16:03 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this Triggering liberal snowflakes by pulling through to park in my massive, lifted, H O N D A - F I T
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 16:09 |