Feral Integral posted:

Kids in cages and how we don't hear about them anymore even though nothing was done and kids are still in cages

Animal-Mother posted:

"Do not come. Do not come."

Shyrka posted:

I gotta be real, that's some quick thinking. Man was a pro.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

yeah if I'd been him I woulda been like "nemo vidi, nemo vidi" or however the gently caress you say "nobody saw that" in Latin, at best

evobatman posted:

Excuse me, they are called unaccompanied minors in holding facilities, and it makes the Biden administration very sad that they have to keep putting them in there, so they would prefer if you just didn't come to this country so they wouldn't have to enact the exact same policies as Trump and be sad about it.

Animal-Mother posted:

"Do not come. Do not come."

GalacticAcid posted:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

robert byrd was joe biden's friend and mentor who was legit in the kkk

strom thurmond was also a segregationist who bitterly fought the civil rights act but his whole thing was straightup raping people, including the mother of one of his children (his family's underaged maid)

babypolis posted:

does anyone have that lf post about thurmond turning into a lich

babypolis posted:

does anyone have that lf post about thurmond turning into a lich

quote:

This week the shriveled husk of million term United States Senator and malevolent lich Jesse Helms was sealed in a bleak crypt deep beneath the sands of his native Stygia, North Carolina. Flowers placed on his grave by grieving shitheads withered and died within seconds.
Helms, known to friends and slaves alike as an unredeemed racist, was famous in the Senate for his passionate defense of segregation, opposition to the civil and voting rights acts, and his black crusade against the sun and all things which draw life from it.
As one of the first conservative talk radio hosts of the 1960’s Helms pioneered the technique of getting poor stupid whites to vote against their own interests by tricking them into hulking the gently caress out over black people, immigrants, and the betrayal of the Confederacy by jews, liberals, and the hated abstract concept of literacy. He went on to parley his repulsive backwoods celebrity with the curbstomp set into a long career in government where he played a prominent role in the unbelievably vicious and petty dixiecrat movement. His leadership resulted in a fundamental realignment of the American domestic political scene over the question of just how much we should hate niggers (”A whole lot”, contended Helms).
Long considered a strong contender for “worst person in the entire world” Helms in his declining years began to find that limited title constraining. Last summer recess he gathered together all the educated mulattos and wizened negro shaman from the swamps and dungeons of his grim feudal demesne and began a search for the blackest of black tomes, arts, and metal. That search culminated last week in his ascension to lichdom with the completion of a vile phylactery in the form of a fat lipped bejeweled bone sambo, pulsating with false life and the rhythm of hot jungle beats. His triumph over death itself coincides with a departure from this plane of existence for the astral realms, where he will spend the next thousand years pursuing recognition as the “worst person in the entire metaverse.”
Here on Earth Helms will be remembered as a southern gentleman, a family man, and the kind of guy that’ll eventually turn out to have dozens of child sized skeletons buried in his yard and whose family members when interviewed will say they thought he just liked collecting tiny shoes.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Someone remind me, what was the thing where the US ran computer simulations on a war, and our side kept losing but we went ahead anyway

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1575960489469018112

In Training posted:

Interviewing a mirror Lol. Get owned you old freak.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Ah that must've been what I was thinking of, thanks

In Training posted:

Interviewing a mirror Lol. Get owned you old freak.

Les Os posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IDZ8VQTmxs

sleep with the vicious posted:

Beto always standing on things

Beto trying to make his name as the politician who isnt scared of saying gently caress

Mr. Lobe posted:

If the Emperor says you didn't see it, you loving didn't see it, so this is fine

Les Os posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IDZ8VQTmxs

sleep with the vicious posted:

Buttgieg trying to make "buh?" a catchphrase

Lib and let die posted: