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placing my giant malformed andre the giant hand on the child's head and judging it as misshapen
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Oct 21, 2023 01:29
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nine-gear crow posted:As in, he is a guy in his mid 40s who's still having children regularly and his latest infant son looks extremely unhealthy. This reminds me of when there were news stories going around about how Trump thinks people's bodies are like batteries and exercise makes you run out of energy faster. Except in this case it's someone thinking people have a limited supply of jizz, and once they shoot out all the good stuff near the top, they start tapping into the snicklefritz jizz where the sperm cells have tangled-up tails and make weird babies.
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Oct 21, 2023 01:51
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Ariong posted:This reminds me of when there were news stories going around about how Trump thinks people's bodies are like batteries and exercise makes you run out of energy faster. Except in this case it's someone thinking people have a limited supply of jizz, and once they shoot out all the good stuff near the top, they start tapping into the snicklefritz jizz where the sperm cells have tangled-up tails and make weird babies. Folks. They're not sending us their best.
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Oct 21, 2023 01:54
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curdled sperm
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Oct 21, 2023 01:57
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There actually is a small increase in the likelihood of certain bad health conditions for the baby the older the father is
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Oct 21, 2023 02:12
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KingKalamari posted:So this randomly wandered onto my feed and I thought it was neat: Oh man this rules. I animated on a little series that generally had simple animation - the characters had floating hands that didn't even have fingers - but whenever an episode called for something complex like playing an instrument or juggling I'd put in an unreasonable amount of effort to make it as realistic as possible. And even though that series isn't in his spreadsheet, just the knowledge that there's someone out there who pays attention to this stuff is very satisfying.
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Oct 21, 2023 02:23
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Ariong posted:This reminds me of when there were news stories going around about how Trump thinks people's bodies are like batteries and exercise makes you run out of energy faster. Except in this case it's someone thinking people have a limited supply of jizz, and once they shoot out all the good stuff near the top, they start tapping into the snicklefritz jizz where the sperm cells have tangled-up tails and make weird babies. It's like pouring out a jug of spoiled milk, after a certain point you just hit the weird chunky bits, and that's where goons come from. 
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Oct 21, 2023 03:08
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Everyone go pet a sleepy bee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilqMqgN3AtQ
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Oct 21, 2023 03:17
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nine-gear crow posted:As in, he is a guy in his mid 40s who's still having children regularly and his latest infant son looks extremely unhealthy. Duuuuude. 
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Oct 21, 2023 03:41
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YggiDee posted:Everyone go pet a sleepy bee I knew bees go ZZZZZZZZZZ but I didn’t know they also go ZZZZZZZZZZ
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Oct 21, 2023 05:08
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Ariong posted:I knew bees go ZZZZZZZZZZ but I didn’t know they also go ZZZZZZZZZZ the ones in geddy lee's garden go YYZZZZZZZ
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Oct 21, 2023 05:24
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Ariong posted:snicklefritz jizz lmao
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Oct 21, 2023 06:44
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The Chad Jihad posted:There actually is a small increase in the likelihood of certain bad health conditions for the baby the older the father is Yeah, it's absolutely a thing. From memory it's increased risk of diabetes, some cancers, and I want to say ADHD? Humans as a whole are kinda genetically predisposed to having kids before 30, the further past that you go the more it's a dice roll. Also, as someone who became a parent at 31, I'm looking sideways at someone who decides to put themselves through a newborn in their 40s. gently caress that noise
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Oct 21, 2023 08:59
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Saying children are "showing signs of gene damage" is, nonetheless, a hosed thing to say
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Oct 21, 2023 09:53
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We just need to establish the exact risk threshold over which it is appropriate to police other people's child birthing decisions. The goons are on the case.
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Oct 21, 2023 10:06
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....also I'm hoping his wife is younger, because every pregency once you are over 35 is considered high risk for both carrier and child. Which is why I find Quiverfull men abhorent. They aren't risking their lives for this stupid idelogy.
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Oct 21, 2023 11:31
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D'Angelo Wallace on that jaundiced vampire dad billionaire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-Tir4Xjds
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Oct 21, 2023 15:07
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiverfullquote:Quiverfull is a Christian theological position This is something that should be policed imo
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Oct 21, 2023 15:58
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Inspector Gesicht posted:D'Angelo Wallace on that jaundiced vampire dad billionaire. Hey, a question from a perpetually out of touch guy: Are pretty glasses and butterfly decorations dude things now? That'd be pretty cool. Or maybe it's a minor transgression by D'Angelo, slightly leading society that way?
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Oct 21, 2023 16:11
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Twincityhacker posted:....also I'm hoping his wife is younger, because every pregency once you are over 35 is considered high risk for both carrier and child. Oh thank god someone has come in to talk about applying eugenics philosophies to the mother too.
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Oct 21, 2023 16:55
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What the hell is all this loving weirdo chat about and how does it stop
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Oct 21, 2023 16:59
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I just wanted to laugh at his bad AI art theft 
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Oct 21, 2023 17:03
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I'm not a mod here but maybe let's loving stop talking about the proper age to give birth to children etc, forever, 
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Oct 21, 2023 17:07
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I'm not a mod here but maybe let's loving stop talking about the proper age to give birth to children etc, forever,
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Oct 21, 2023 17:35
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This video about gender dysphoria, anxiety, incels, and a manga showed up in my reccs and I've decided to share it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAA1XtDOuH8
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Oct 21, 2023 17:43
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I'm tired of people not talking enough about jean degradation as the parents get older and babies are born wearing shittier and shitter "pre-distressed" jorts.
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Oct 21, 2023 19:01
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skill issue
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Oct 21, 2023 19:23
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KingKalamari posted:So this randomly wandered onto my feed and I thought it was neat:  it's just like the "what they're actually playing" drum videos.Strap in, Goons. It's time for King Kong: The Musical How Austrailia built a 2000 pound King Kong puppet "The New York skyline got a little bit sexier in 1931 with the completion of the Empire State Building"
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Oct 21, 2023 21:10
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Never understood the appeal of pre distressed clothing. Maybe in a warmer place, but I can't imagine that holes in your pants would he that pleasant in wintertime.
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Oct 21, 2023 22:09
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Twincityhacker posted:....also I'm hoping his wife is younger, because every pregency once you are over 35 is considered high risk for both carrier and child. dont be weirder than the chud swordsman please
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Oct 21, 2023 22:12
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Arc Hammer posted:Never understood the appeal of pre distressed clothing. Maybe in a warmer place, but I can't imagine that holes in your pants would he that pleasant in wintertime. Well, the holes do give your feet somewhere to go. 
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Oct 21, 2023 22:13
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Arc Hammer posted:Never understood the appeal of pre distressed clothing. Maybe in a warmer place, but I can't imagine that holes in your pants would he that pleasant in wintertime. I see people wearing short shorts in cold rear end weather here in Colorado lol
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Oct 21, 2023 22:21
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If it’s not -10C or below I almost certainly have some exposed leg,
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Oct 21, 2023 22:26
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B33rChiller posted:Nice. what on earth
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Oct 21, 2023 22:31
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Dying at goons trying to spin a couple being in the same age range as a problematic thing
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Oct 21, 2023 22:38
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B33rChiller posted:Nice. No, those are still something you'd wear if you're going for a more feminine look.
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Oct 21, 2023 23:00
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I think sometimes people just wear whatever they like regardless of their gender. Also more videos: verilybitchie talks about Doctor Who's history with women characters, both as companions and the recent turn of The Doctor as a woman, with special focus on how Steven Moffat writes women (and bisexuals): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qUmy7XFeUY Kaz Rowe got a cat and also wants to talk about a cool trans 18th century spy, the Chevalier d'Eon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsSewag3xbs
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Oct 21, 2023 23:13
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Dr. Fishopolis posted:what on earth Ariong posted:No, those are still something you'd wear if you're going for a more feminine look. Nuns with Guns posted:I think sometimes people just wear whatever they like regardless of their gender. Blood Nightmaster posted:Let people be pretty! B33rChiller fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Oct 21, 2023 |
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Oct 21, 2023 23:20
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Nuns with Guns posted:Kaz Rowe got a cat Is it named Kat Rowe
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Oct 21, 2023 23:22
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B33rChiller posted:Nice. D'Angelo's personal style is definitely always a highlight of his stuff IMO, reminds me a little of Izzy and her various makeup looks. Gen Z in my experience (speaking on the West Coast US at least) tends to lean more expressive/androgynous in their fashion, which is great, I love it, 10/10 no notes. Let people be pretty!
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