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ChaosReaper
Feb 19, 2005
When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Ah don't pull Kimbrel. This is way to funny.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Has anyone been waived in the postseason

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Trusting your season to 2023 Craig Kimbrel is a choice you can make

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

I'm dying

Phillies please jfc

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Thomson hosed up

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Thomson has just made the worst decisions

Bringing in Alvarado with 2 inherited is a bad call

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Oh looks like the Phillies have run out of guys that can throw the mythical strike

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Red posted:

Thomson has just made the worst decisions

Bringing in Alvarado with 2 inherited is a bad call

would you prefer he leave kimbrel in?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I've solved it

the ball is made of metal and there's a magnet somewhere, that's why no phillie can THROW A loving STRIKE

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

would you prefer he leave kimbrel in?

well there's egg on my face

alolvarado

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Baseball fan: Wow, the Phillies bullpen all throws 100mph that's crazy
Phillies fans: They're a nightmare

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Red posted:

Thomson has just made the worst decisions

Bringing in Alvarado with 2 inherited is a bad call
It's like they had no contingency for Sanchez

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
oh just gently caress this

I'm gonna go play spider-man

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Just terrible

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Fine, whatever, I didn't want my team to win anyways

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Intruder posted:

would you prefer he leave kimbrel in?

He should have leaned on Hoffman and Strahm

Then Alvarado to start the 8th

Alvarado loving sucks with inherited runners

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Thanks Kimbrel you loving rear end in a top hat

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I hope Harper kills people

(Not seriously)

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Red posted:

He should have leaned on Hoffman and Strahm

Then Alvarado to start the 8th

Alvarado loving sucks with inherited runners

ok but in this particular situation without the benefit of hindsight

but we saw what happened so too late now

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh my

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol





Lmao

ChaosReaper
Feb 19, 2005
When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Harper is gonna throttle the entire bullpen if they lose this series.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Anyone who plays Sandstorm during a moment of triumph has my support

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

euphronius posted:

I hope Harper kills people

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
man alvarado is lucky that's all he gave up

if that isn't right at someone it's two runs

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Red posted:

He should have leaned on Hoffman and Strahm

Then Alvarado to start the 8th

Alvarado loving sucks with inherited runners

This.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Sewald due to be bad

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Slimy Hog posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

xbilkis posted:

Anyone who plays Sandstorm during a moment of triumph has my support

sneks play sandstorm, rangers play creed

look what happens

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

MrMidnight posted:

Sewald due to be bad

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Let's hope they're all angry and hit a billion dingers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

Sewald due to be bad

to be quite frank sewald loves blowing it in the 9th in the playoffs

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

CapnAndy posted:

I've solved it

the ball is made of metal and there's a magnet somewhere, that's why no phillie can THROW A loving STRIKE

the pitches to Thomas and Moreno were definitely strikes at least

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Slimy Hog posted:

Let's hope they're all angry and hit a billion dingers

thomson telling them all to just picture craig's face on the ball

Human
Jun 9, 2004


REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.
Perfect time for the Phillies to bat around I think

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
RD are you ready to take back your "these playoffs are boring" take? :colbert:

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Intruder posted:

RD are you ready to take back your "these playoffs are boring" take? :colbert:

This game is good

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