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"Impact would welcome CM Punk" is one of the most obvious sentences ever written it's like saying you'd welcome a bottle of water if you were trapped in the desert and dying of thirst impact would welcome dolph ziggler or any of the other recent wwe releases as well it's really not a high bar to clear lol
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Impact should build their business around a blue chipper like Titus O'Neil
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Impact should build their business around a blue chipper like Titus Andromedon
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TNAs greatest moment was Kenny Omega showing up giving them their best ratings in years, having coked out TK as an actual character, the TNA nerds complaining AEW was ruining it, AEW leaving and their ratings immediately plummeting into the Mariana trench.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:the Bully Ray vs Punk promos could be legendary It is absolutely incredible to me that that shithead is still wrestling, and doing some kind of loving bad rear end thug gimmick at the age of 52.  It is impossible to be a bigger clown.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:It is absolutely incredible to me that that shithead is still wrestling, and doing some kind of loving bad rear end thug gimmick at the age of 52. It's still funny to me that he changed his name to Bully Ray and The Podcasters fawned over this great new gimmick and how good he was in the role. Bully Ray a name for a WCW Saturday Night jobber.
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Taz My Balls I saw it Punk
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Orange Carlisle posted:"Impact would welcome CM Punk" is one of the most obvious sentences ever written it's one place he can go where there are no young future stars to bury, too!
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Oct 21, 2023 16:18
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Gambit from the X-Men posted:it's one place he can go where there are no young future stars to bury, too! LoL
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impact's alan angels will be the biggest star out of the dark order past and present. but it will happen 9 to 12 years from now in wwe. edit nevermind just saw that he's really 5'7"
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That’s a WWE 5’11” he’ll be fine
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JUNGLE BOY posted:so many dream matches for Punk there, such as Joe Hendry makes a song about Punk, Punk quits a week later.
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Allen "Kurt" Angles
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why is Twitter John Cena nothing but dollar store self help aphorisms while Instagram John Cena is unhinged cryptic shitposting
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Because twitter, like lots of high level celebrities is mostly managed and tweeted for by someone else, and his insta is actually run by just him
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Gambit from the X-Men posted:it's one place he can go where there are no young future stars to bury, too! lol
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NULL_SIGNAL posted:why is Twitter John Cena nothing but dollar store self help aphorisms while Instagram John Cena is unhinged cryptic shitposting ...what's Cena up to on the gram?
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Mr. Squishy posted:...what's Cena up to on the gram? eh you know, bing chilling
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Cena also had a taste of what happens when you open your mouth and piss someone off with the China situation, posting a bunch of philosophy/inspirational stuff is a safe way to interact without offending anyone Uh oh. Did he say the word "Taiwan?"
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Dawgstar posted:Uh oh. Did he say the word "Taiwan?" literally yes, and it resulted in him recording an apology video in mandarin
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SirDippingSauce posted:Because twitter, like lots of high level celebrities is mostly managed and tweeted for by someone else, and his insta is actually run by just him Plus he has a secret insta that he only uses to communicate with his truest fans and he’s really crazy on there. Dude keeps on running out of money at airports and gets me to buy him App Store gift cards for some reason.
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I think Alexa Bliss might be catfishing you
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I was catfished by Seth Rollins, but luckily I kicked his sorry rear end
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Malcolm Excellent posted:I was catfished by Seth Rollins, but luckily I kicked his sorry rear end i saw you at that raw, you looked good tackling him!
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Dawgstar posted:Uh oh. Did he say the word "Taiwan?" He said that you son of a bitch
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John’s heel turn is finally here, he’s quoting Tool lyrics
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Quantum of Phallus posted:what happened with impact They put on another show that no one watched despite having Speedball vs Ospreay on it because it's Impact, so they've decided to just give up & call themselves TNA again.
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They’re renaming it to TNA again because nobody ever stopped calling it TNA
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forkboy84 posted:They put on another show that no one watched despite having Speedball vs Ospreay on it because it's Impact, so they've decided to just give up & call themselves TNA again. History Comes Inside! posted:They’re renaming it to TNA again because nobody ever stopped calling it TNA no way lol
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Quantum of Phallus posted:no way lol https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1715923570117759180
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