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So I suck at fpses. I know and accept this. I enjoy them anyways. I hopped into a random match of pubg this evening and was scurrying around and hid in a building and was peeking at someone, curious if they were a bot or not. They headshot me! Furious, I hit deathcam, expecting to see toggling or similar shady behavior (happened to me a few days ago so it’s on my mind) Instead I watch myself stand in the open without moving for 30+ seconds as he aims a perfect shot. I had thought I was hidden, but… no… 
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Hyperlynx posted:Look on the bright side, they could have given you a ukulele.  Admiral Joeslop posted:
Schad is on me for having the imgur app installed for some reason 
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mycrimes.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnTLtHV-OWU I hate it when people say this too, but in this case......... wait for it  Uncut dashcam feed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gMd9XZJyg
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Takes No Damage posted:mycrimes.mp4 wow, he's hittin' the weed vape too. he got away cause this motorcycle cop couldn't get his bike started again for some reason, pretty insane.
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I said something about landlords sucking poo poo at work and then found out one of our providers is an Airbnb landlord. Then someone that rented his place for six weeks squatted for free afterward by using legal technicalities, probably inspired by news stories about the same.
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Takes No Damage posted:mycrimes.mp4 
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freeedr posted:I said something about landlords sucking poo poo at work and then found out one of our providers is an Airbnb landlord. Then someone that rented his place for six weeks squatted for free afterward by using legal technicalities, probably inspired by news stories about the same. If you want my opinion on landlords, just read Mao. (Who didn't actually say they should be killed, he encouraged working with them during the revolution, he just said they should not in any circumstances be given any sort of political power).
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Oct 21, 2023 04:56
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Haha like, okay I get the guy I guess has a history of lovely behavior but that feels kind of irrelevant to anything happening here.
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Oct 21, 2023 05:14
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Admiral Joeslop posted:https://i.imgur.com/SG1ij57.mp4 Person jumping off a cliff with a parachute but it goes pretty wrong. They're alert enough at the end to catch a rock and hold on with one hand while their other hand gets their phone out to call for help so they're not dead Their helmet just about called it right.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Everyone laugh at this person who can't edit their music tags, truly some schad gently caress! New schad thread has the same image as the small questions thread...
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hallo you've reached meacham leave message at beep
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Karate Bastard posted:I will learn the loving banjo before paying for youtube shite (tm) I use freetube while this war is waged between google and it's users, works fine
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Oct 21, 2023 09:26
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darkwasthenight posted:A musician with perfect pitch is somebody who can chuck a banjo into a trashcan without it hitting the sides. The joke I've heard is that the definition of perfect pitch is when you throw an accordionist off a cliff and they land on a bagpiper. But I'm OK with subbing in "banjo player" for the accordionist, as even playing an accordion badly requires some skill.
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Pretzellogic posted:I've heard it as not hitting the sides, and landing on some bagpipes. Or an accordion, depending. I always thought accordians were a joke instrument until I heard this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWmHGjR3gWc
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Takes No Damage posted:mycrimes.mp4 "Registered sex offender" Yeah, class act all 'round, this guy.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I always thought accordians were a joke instrument until I heard this guy. It's not Vivaldi, and it'll appeal to approximately dozen goons, but this simple opening on the accordion can make tens of thousands of people lose their  minds:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DivJS7H4QUI Bonus: it's being played by the most Singer of Disturbed-looking accordion player of all time. Trabant has a new favorite as of 15:52 on Oct 21, 2023 |
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Oct 21, 2023 15:50
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Bertha the Toaster posted:YouTube tells me that video isn't available any more. My bad -- edited to fix the link, but it doesn't embed 
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Love how serious the guy looks playing it, like he's going to rip your heart out once he's done.
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No pizza rules, legally the chef has nothing to fear
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I always thought accordians were a joke instrument until I heard this guy. Needs more death metal vocals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZzYxGZ7Hmc
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credburn posted:Haha like, okay I get the guy I guess has a history of lovely behavior but that feels kind of irrelevant to anything happening here. I somewhat agree, he's done his punishment for that (presumably) but then a few seconds later you hear what he's being charged with and hahahaha he's got an unregistered gun with him, never let him out, this person can't be in society
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Amazed they didn't just tow the car
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I know this is all entirely fake but something about the language of this bothers me. Like it's some great inconvenience to not be a piece of poo poo and drive drunk or something, and normally it's just something you have to do y'know can't help it have to get home somehow.
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Ruflux posted:I know this is all entirely fake but something about the language of this bothers me. Like it's some great inconvenience to not be a piece of poo poo and drive drunk or something, and normally it's just something you have to do y'know can't help it have to get home somehow. That’s a positively mild expression. If they were a politician, they would have said that “out of an abundance of caution” they got a ride home last night. And then they’d say that this is why they will be lifting all restrictions on drunk driving.
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Ruflux posted:I know this is all entirely fake but something about the language of this bothers me. Like it's some great inconvenience to not be a piece of poo poo and drive drunk or something, and normally it's just something you have to do y'know can't help it have to get home somehow. I think you'll find it's just being incredulous at a whole-rear end farmer's market popping up around your car overnight.
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https://i.imgur.com/VHSxIJN.mp4 I like how he just gives up in the end.
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Maybe he had an offroader help him once with a fire extinguisher reused as an air tank. I don’t know why he wouldn’t be familiar with fire extinguishers as a concept though. 
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That's a loving awful idea Let's replace a universally recognized anti-fire device with a substance that makes fire go woosh In a compressed form I'll take ten
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Darth Brooks posted:https://i.imgur.com/VHSxIJN.mp4 Hang in there baby.
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ante posted:That's a loving awful idea Maybe it'll just, you know, blow the fire out! Just like in that movie Backdraft.
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ante posted:That's a loving awful idea Pretty sure that's a custom job that some people will make due to having an empty canister laying around. You can't go to the store and buy a fire extinguisher full of just air.
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Yeah. They ought to give it a rattlecan job though. It’s common to carry full‐size fire extinguishers when offroading and to travel in groups with people who aren’t familiar with all of your equipment, so a converted extinguisher with the old label and color scheme is an accident waiting to happen. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 09:31 on Oct 22, 2023 |
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