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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

why is that crazy

It's insane, actually

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temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
That actually looks like a automobile

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Sir Tonk posted:

why is that crazy

AI art is techbros discovering creativity for the first time and they don't know how to deal with it

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

MrQwerty posted:

trying to escape a firefight in my high-profile bulletproof CYBERTRVKK and then a round of 5.56 pierces the battery

About a week ago in one of the other Musk threads some dumbass responded to something like this by stating that gasoline cars are just as bad because it's possible for bullets or other objects to puncture the gas tank

I'm not sure what exactly that goon thinks would happen if a car's gas tank is punctured but I suspect he's watched way too many movies and thinks the car would explode in a huge fireball or something

Pure Elon-level genius. I hope he buys a CyberTrucKKK

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast/status/1715823183503208689?s=20

"Some vandals have sworn all over my car again."

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Someone make a generator out of this

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if I was Agent 47 doing Agent 47 poo poo, I would simply wait for the cybertruck to self immolate

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

coconono posted:

if I was Agent 47 doing Agent 47 poo poo, I would simply wait for the cybertruck to self immolate

Wait... you're not Agent 47? I've been terrified of you over nothing?!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

kazil posted:

AI art is techbros discovering creativity for the first time and they don't know how to deal with it

Fair analysis

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


kazil posted:

AI art is techbros discovering creativity for the first time and they don't know how to deal with it

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

I'm the tires of different widths.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

...! posted:

Wait... you're not Agent 47? I've been terrified of you over nothing?!

oh there you went. Happy coincidences. The old archduke sandwich shop, even.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I don't think they really shot that car guys

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
shooting the car but being careful to avoid the tires and windows

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
i think they shot multiple cars and only showed the "1918 gun, paneling only" one to Elon and quietly disposed of the rest

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
There 100% would be a video and musk would be hooting and hollering

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Steadiman posted:

hey that's great now let's see some crash tests though

cybertruck user-minutes are off the chart

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


SAY YOHO posted:

I'm the tires of different widths.

It's lore accurate

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

kazil posted:

AI art is techbros discovering creativity for the first time and they don't know how to deal with it

This is a great descriptor, however they do know how to deal with it: by immediately deluding themselves into thinking they're artists

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



kazil posted:

AI art is techbros discovering creativity for the first time and they don't know how to deal with it

The wonder that comes from creativity, but not the effort that goes into it.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

i think they shot multiple cars and only showed the "1918 gun, paneling only" one to Elon and quietly disposed of the rest

Need a video of musk hip firing his 'say hello to my little friend' machine gun, except instead of destroying a cybertruck it's him shooting up several companies at once.

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Oct 22, 2023

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

explosivo posted:

For real though who gives a gently caress if a car has bulletproof doors? Why is that a selling point to anyone but someone who anticipates needing to withstand a barrage of bullets (exclusively shot below the window)? Is it just like a "Whoa that's BAD rear end!" thing that stupid people still seriously considering paying money for one of these are further wooed by?

People who are hoping to "stand their ground" and shoot someone every time they get into their truck. So like 33% of all Americans.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

it's got bulletproof doors not if the battery goes up you can't get out

kru
Oct 5, 2003

I'm hauling infinite mass right now, cybertruck be damned

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"


Lol, Elon's going full libertarian. I can only assume he's sweating behind closed doors because the EU's really out to get him.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Neddy Seagoon posted:



Lol, Elon's going full libertarian. I can only assume he's sweating behind closed doors because the EU's really out to get him.

He's mad about something SEC

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

Neddy Seagoon posted:



Lol, Elon's going full libertarian. I can only assume he's sweating behind closed doors because the EU's really out to get him.

If there's one guy we can trust to have a truly scholarly stance on the matter that is completely untainted by any kind of personal stake in this very issue, it's this guy.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Neddy Seagoon posted:



Lol, Elon's going full libertarian. I can only assume he's sweating behind closed doors because the EU's really out to get him.

Yes, our water supplies are full of PFAS, we had a recall on frozen food every week throughout this summer, there's salt in an increasing number of Louisiana municipal water systems, Flint still doesn't have clean water, the cost of housing and basic living expenses have exploded upwards, and yep it's regulation that got us to this point, uh huh.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
All I get from this image is someone lost the dongle that opens the drivers door...

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Neddy Seagoon posted:



Lol, Elon's going full libertarian. I can only assume he's sweating behind closed doors because the EU's really out to get him.

He also got fined by Australia for refusing to address child porn concerns

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

shooting the car but being careful to avoid the tires and windows

Shooting the words “blacks rule” and a perfectly symmetrical circled A into my cybertruck door

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

explosivo posted:

For real though who gives a gently caress if a car has bulletproof doors? Why is that a selling point to anyone but someone who anticipates needing to withstand a barrage of bullets (exclusively shot below the window)? Is it just like a "Whoa that's BAD rear end!" thing that stupid people still seriously considering paying money for one of these are further wooed by?

Yes

https://twitter.com/Tillsbury1/status/1715784336371577009

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


He's not wrong about people being slaves to image.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
If I'm a mob boss in the 1930s I definitely need the CYBERTRUCK

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



100% Elon went “myah, see?” as he fired some repro tommy gun at it

cracker
May 12, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That ai cyber truck looks a lot more like the Lambo SUV than a cyber truck

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Neddy Seagoon posted:



Lol, Elon's going full libertarian. I can only assume he's sweating behind closed doors because the EU's really out to get him.
"How can someone make money in this environment?" asks one of the richest men in the world.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Nothing is more badass than people wanting to shoot you but they can't afford a modern gun.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ghostlight posted:

Nothing is more badass than people wanting to shoot you but they can't afford a modern gun.

Any number of century and a half old guns will suffice

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

100% Elon went “myah, see?” as he fired some repro tommy gun at it

Muskie wouldn't have enough skill to avoid the windows.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I will bet cash money that thing could not stand up to an Assault Rifle 15 or an AK

Hell I bet it would get pierced by a .22

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