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fartzilla
Dec 30, 2009

how disgusting
ATOC ELLB

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

"Full power to the Planet-Vaporizer, target... Bofa."

Solemnly nods, "As you wish, commandant."

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

FREE FREE, SET THEM FREE

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes. oh yeah!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

can't stop thinking about turning myself inside out by the butthole (not a sex thing) and then I bump into someone because I can't see and the tension of being inside out makes me suddenly schlorp back inside in but also around whoever I bumped into (not a sex thing)

Many are saying this.

fartzilla
Dec 30, 2009

how disgusting
i want to fart until i'm dead

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

fartzilla posted:

i want to fart until i'm dead

i'm gonna carry this weight

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


uahh

fartzilla
Dec 30, 2009

how disgusting

huhhh huhh huuuuh huuhh hhHUUAAARRRRGH UUUUuungh huhhh huhh huuaah huhh

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

OOga CHaka ooGa chAKA

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


fartzilla posted:

huhhh huhh huuuuh huuhh hhHUUAAARRRRGH UUUUuungh huhhh huhh huuaah huhh

basically this. when poo poo gets tough i dont like to wait until the pains pushed me to the edge of absolute oblivion forcing me to release one inhuman wail as a last act of desperation. instead ill let out minor ahhs and ohhhs throughout the day. it just feels right.

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

Медвед хочет мед
СЕЙЧАС

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

redshirt posted:

OOga CHaka ooGa chAKA

Ooowwahawawa

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



black t shirt with billy corgans face on it and text that says nobody cares about billy corgan

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Did a lot of driving yesterday, and that means
DAOR KROW DAEHA
EVIG YAW
LOOHCS ENOZ
ECUDER DEEPS
I wrote a story about the Ecuder Deeps once. It had pirates.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding fries are done….

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
Just a routine bone inspection

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
free goop

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
do a pit maneuver on that rear end in a top hat

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Go to the store.
Buy a bottle of hoisin sauce.
Open the fridge,
Oh no!
I had a bottle of hoisin sauce!

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
"It's finger-fuckin' good!"™

The Harlatan
Sep 10, 2013

For I am a cat, you see.

"I am not a jack-o-lantern. My name is Lewis"

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

"in space... no one can hear your german techno music."


"yes. that is one of the benefits of space."

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
"If you think you're so smuckin' fart, why don't you back off in your own jack yard and see how your feeter peels"

fartzilla
Dec 30, 2009

how disgusting
crawl up the stairs on all fours

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
Cork sniffers

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
plimbo peridot

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
We sent him to a dick-sucking farm upstate where he'll be really happy

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Bong Crisby

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
small dick, small balls, what u want from me

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
thin glizzy

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Horny and hungry

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
we too curse the Sun and all His works

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

The constant urge to go get a "massage"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mt. Slippery is slippery

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i think about buying a $2000 chair multiple times an hour. $2000 is too much for a chair that you just sit in.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Some Nintendo ds games can be played with your penis

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

flubber nuts posted:

i think about buying a $2000 chair multiple times an hour. $2000 is too much for a chair that you just sit in.

Someone once told me the things worth spending big bucks on are the things that connect you to the ground, like beds, shoes, and chairs. And they weren't wrong.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

2.5 billion adult dicks! How long would it take to suck them all?

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