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What do you want, jewels? Gold?
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 20:10 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:17 |
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Massage... the lizard?
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 20:15 |
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Did anyone see that mutant dog running around? They call him “The Checkered Demon”. I saw him, and I was just thinking “forget the demon and run.“
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 20:17 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Massage... the lizard? You will give me thee nombre at once sir
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 08:04 |
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I got two fists for two leeops!
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 04:48 |
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oh dope posted:If you lure me in there and take a broom to my rear end, then I'm gonna see a skin doctor, you betcha I'm gonna take you to trial, buddy. Take you to a jury trial.
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:54 |
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Due North
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# ? Oct 1, 2023 21:03 |
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My name’s Jarvis Buzzer and I got your number from, ah, Crazy Face down the street; he said, “Give ‘em a call. He’s a nice guy.” I’m just sayin’ hey! How you doin’ up ‘ere?
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 11:03 |
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What’s everyone’s favorite LPC name? Mine is probably Gopher Bone. I like the ones where the name itself contributes to the foul mood of the person he’s calling. Like when he has to clarify his name is not Daniel it’s Dæniel pronounced Don-yel with a dipthong.
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 17:44 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:What’s everyone’s favorite LPC name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_ChkjrmOc
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 18:02 |
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God, there’s so many good ones. Brent Bump. Buck Pucker. Cornelius Fiddlebone. Luther Manhole. Mummy Napkin. Virtual Balboa.
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 18:21 |
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Duncan Whopper... Duncan...CROCKER?!
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:23 |
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Uno Sarcagian Garibaldian
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:24 |
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Luther Manhole because that's when the clown motel guy is 1,000% done with his poo poo but he's still going.
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:47 |
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Bernard Fuddle
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:02 |
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Fifi Nono
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 20:41 |
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Burford Clifford from right here in Dallas
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 21:10 |
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Many years ago I said to my son, I said you know, you must learn from the ways of Towelette Pettatucci
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 21:16 |
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I'm Bobo
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 22:02 |
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it's mummy napkin on the caller id for me
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 01:13 |
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Breadallelogram posted:I'm Bobo Bo Tucci?
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 09:37 |
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BERT
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 10:06 |
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# ? Oct 13, 2023 10:40 |
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for me it's brent bump (my last name's bump!) cause it's my favorite call, but if you're including third party names "you will be commanded to testify before artie yamamoto" takes it because that statement as a whole is so funny to me
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# ? Oct 14, 2023 20:41 |
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This is Frederick Frick, I got your number from Chaplain Crabtree UHH THIS IS DICKY LIPTON
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 00:20 |
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That’s all copacetic, but when my water bill arrives, i’ll need ya to cover that chairge.
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# ? Oct 20, 2023 23:05 |
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Spicy Legatto dude
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 18:41 |
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KISS The demons of rock.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 18:52 |
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The singer of Helix gave me your fricking digits.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 20:42 |
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my favorite is still We're called Wallet-Sized Wilidfire
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 20:47 |
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We’re the only gnomes in the area! We’re local!
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 20:59 |
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Good soup! posted:KISS Kerry King a SLAYER
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:22 |
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Chrpno posted:Kerry King This one pops in my head all the time
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:31 |
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Smelly, or Fricky Weaver.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:38 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:This one pops in my head all the time I always think of the announcer going Kerry-KingAAAAA!
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 03:29 |
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Prick Baxter (I'm sure you are)
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 03:29 |
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gently caress you Dewey bitch
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 03:38 |
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Stop calling my number... Stop calling my number.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 11:24 |
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I'm Smelly
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 12:54 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:17 |
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I’d watch this TV show.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 20:10 |