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Trilobite posted:I don't think "feature complete" means anything in CIG-speak, any more than "alpha" does. Featurecreep complete!
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Trilobite posted:I don't think "feature complete" means anything in CIG-speak, any more than "alpha" does. It felt very telling that at least as far as I heard no one elaborated whatsoever on what "feature complete" means in this case. Everyone can have their own dreams.txt about that I suppose
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Thank you for your service jobbo. I couldn’t be bothered to watch that poo poo but I read your ticker. Stay frosty
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NoMas posted:is that....? Rhona Mitra.
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Oct 23, 2023 06:26
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That grenade he threw never went off.
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I tried playing the game. I got the option to go into a tutorial. I did, and got stuck 3 minutes into it because the game refused to acknowledge that I had drunk a bottle of water.
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No Mods No Masters posted:It felt very telling that at least as far as I heard no one elaborated whatsoever on what "feature complete" means in this case. Everyone can have their own dreams.txt about that I suppose All Features Are Complete Ly Written On Whiteboards
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Oct 23, 2023 08:15
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Think they meant to say the "all feature" is complete. The "all feature" makes sure there are fresh towels and mints put a top of all pillows at the start of every game.
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Wouldn't the planet be super tiny or the clouds hugely high for them to be visibly bumpy like that. Like the old titbit that earth is smoother than a billiard ball at that scale.
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Oct 23, 2023 08:34
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Feature complete with only 2 systems, one of which hasn't even been released to commandos yet? This military campaign is going places!
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lobsterminator posted:Wouldn't the planet be super tiny or the clouds hugely high for them to be visibly bumpy like that. Like the old titbit that earth is smoother than a billiard ball at that scale. yes but there didn't seem to a scene in the entire game that the Crobbler didn't say "MORE CLOUDS" too
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FishMcCool posted:Feature complete with only 2 systems, one of which hasn't even been released to commandos yet? This military campaign is going places! This just proves that the secret dev build has all the star systems already in it
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lobsterminator posted:Wouldn't the planet be super tiny or the clouds hugely high for them to be visibly bumpy like that. Like the old titbit that earth is smoother than a billiard ball at that scale. IIRC yeah, but all the planets in SC are something like 1/10 scale or thereabouts. Crusader, the gas giant, is supposed to be about as big as Jupiter but isn’t because lol space is large
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Wicaeed posted:IIRC yeah, but all the planets in SC are something like 1/10 scale or thereabouts. And that's honestly fine and the effect is cool, but it's just funny how the SC fanbase seems to be super adamant about realism and then the actual biggest part of the game is closer to Outer Wilds scale.
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evilmiera posted:I tried playing the game. I got the option to go into a tutorial. I did, and got stuck 3 minutes into it because the game refused to acknowledge that I had drunk a bottle of water. Admit it. you didn't drink that water.
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It's very sad someone would just barge into this thread and sully it with such obviously lies like that. This is a thread only for those who know how to drink the glass of water. 
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dr_rat posted:Think they meant to say the "all feature" is complete. That can't possibly be true. Just imagine how the bedsheets might be deformed by the weight of fresh towels and pillow mints! I mean, they'll get there eventually, for sure, when the pipelines really open up and the tools are ready, but right now, it's still Early Days, and everyone will just have to settle for the tier zero blanket (with a pattern swiped from GettyImages and the watermarks half-assedly photoshopped off) and a penguin plushie that occasionally jitters through walls and kills them.
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Oct 23, 2023 10:10
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So when can i finally play Squadron54 starring academy award winner gary parpman
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Intrusive thoughts made me think about this game for the first time in years. While No Man's Sky has been iterating and improving and releasing new content at a steady rate is there a funny answer for what Star Citizen has achieved?
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kinda curious what happens if you don't hide the boat. or you nudge a piece of terrain and have to spend 30 seconds backing off. does the old man scream at you and you blow up and you have to quickload? and there are SO MANY 'walk and talk' or 'wait and talk' scenes that they showed off a wannabe-movie aesthetic that reflects the crobbler's touch
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Trilobite posted:That can't possibly be true. Just imagine how the bedsheets might be deformed by the weight of fresh towels and pillow mints! What a lack of ambition. Imagine a star tear rolling down a commando's cheek only to bounce into a strand of star hair making it drop on top of a wrinkle in the sheets, causing the most minimal deformation both as it wets the fabric and when it evaporates from it, which increases the amount of H20 vapor in the air, delaying by a few vital nanoseconds the activation of the fire extinguishing system as a fully-simulated fire rolls into the room... just as you commando t-posses and falls thru the floor into open space. That's the true star citizen immersion experience.
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Cutedge posted:This is heresy but maybe SQ404 will be... good? This is exactly how CIG keeps making money. This isn’t even the first time they’ve done a presentation like this, the game is never releasing and what they have produced so far is garbage.
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:kinda curious what happens if you don't hide the boat. or you nudge a piece of terrain and have to spend 30 seconds backing off. does the old man scream at you and you blow up and you have to quickload? I imagine the game will just not account for it and if you complain about this fans will berate you for playing it wrong.
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The commandos are creaming their pants. SQ42 release 2024, all publishers will be anxious about the release date because you don't want your game to compete against SQ42, take my money Chris, etc. Incredible.
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colonelwest posted:Watching the video again it seems like it’s turned into an “everything game” just like SC, as Chris has been chasing the industry for 11 years now. It wants to be a modern WC, but also have large open ended levels, ground sections, complex physics puzzles, fully realized spaceship interiors, destructible environments, full object interactivity, and a million other things that will never work or even form a cohesive vision. I just wanted Freelancer 2 
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Many thanks again to Jobby Fett for sitting through that last night and posting his brains. Brave work Commando
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smellmycheese posted:Many thanks again to Jobby Fett for sitting through that last night and posting his brains. Brave work Commando Seconded, it was like the old days for a little while.
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Web Madness posted:I just wanted Freelancer 2 This is already out and it's called Everspace 2.
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Web Madness posted:I just wanted Freelancer 2 Seriously, everspace 2.
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Optimistic takes on the state of Star Citizen are the funniest thing to happen in this thread in ages. brb buying an Idris
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Hopefully this will at least be the start of a renewal of actual gameplay to make fun of, instead of boring lists of stuff they want to do but never actually does.
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I’ve done mistakes in my life for sure but I’m forever grateful that I never stepped into the SC trap.
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Star posted:Hopefully this will at least be the start of a renewal of actual gameplay to make fun of, instead of boring lists of stuff they want to do but never actually does. Gameplay? There’s Pube-Tech to be finished before any of that sort of thing
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Server Meshing should be the biggest story of the year for gaming outlets and yet... posted:It's nowhere! What in the world is going on with the gaming world that this isn't being talked about and celebrated - this is a huge deal. This is billion dollar game technology and is almost as big a leap forward for gaming as 3d graphics were - maybe even bigger. quote:What outlets have you been following that publish positive news? Lol OP posted:These aren't "positive" it's just information. quote:To acknowledge SC's deliveries like this is to end the drama-fueled cash-for-clicks narrative teat much of the gaming "press" has been suckling these past years.
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I'm reading that he said "the polish phase can take some time". Can we guess 2025 then? Only 11 years later than the original call that needed to be answered.
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lmao at getting pissy at the 'cash for clicks' motivations of the corrupt gaming press! unlike CIG, which, uh, I'll come in again. also lmao at the notion that 'server meshing tech is delivered'. Some dev gave a literally greybox demonstration that is not in any way shape or form 'in game'. If it was anything remotely ready for 'in game' they'd show it! Clerical Terrors posted:I imagine the game will just not account for it and if you complain about this fans will berate you for playing it wrong. if you don't hide under the trees the game will load a video of Chris Roberts berating you for ruining his artistic vision TheDeadlyShoe fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Oct 23, 2023 |
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