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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

crime fighting hog posted:

meme war

meme war never changes

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Thoatse posted:

:ተዳህጨየየውየ:

የረጎክጕቿዘ.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

crime fighting hog posted:

meme war

meme war never changes

DrPossum posted:

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

ArmedZombie posted:

የረጎክጕቿዘ.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i'm tired of all these meme wars

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Someone post the hungwy video plz

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lol that they're trying to dissect and explain what's going on with paragraphs of dumb poo poo when the actual issue is that DeSantis is a terminally unlikeable dork who is deeply unsettling to look at

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/meridithmcgraw/status/1716517837764747512

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1716518583260324001

lol look how he holds the paper, such a weirdo.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol that they're trying to dissect and explain what's going on with paragraphs of dumb poo poo when the actual issue is that DeSantis is a terminally unlikeable dork who is deeply unsettling to look at

you can just say he's italian.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
when he's right, he's right. jesus christ would probably get a lot of votes to be speaker of the house.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Jesus take the speakership

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

been saying this for years. big auto and big home is gonna clash one day and people will have to pick, home or car. and car will win. trust me. everyone will live in their cars and love it.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

but keep ignoring wisdom. see what happens.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
my children, your favorite son of god (me) has returned. now, let's balance the budget!

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I hope Desantis is not sleeping at night knowing he's ruined his entire career.

He probably sleeps like a baby because these raging narcissists can't see anything bad about themselves.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I just don't think about people sleeping

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
very excited to do business with "JESUS"!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ArmedZombie posted:

you can just say he's italian.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
A couple recruiters have reached out to us for jobs in Florida and they’re so funny. They can’t find anyone to work for them, her wonder why?

Homeowners insurance is 900% more expensive there, people are fleeing the state, and it’s been taken over by the far right and its fascist pudding finger mini-dictator.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1716446297605988842?s=20

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


there's no way literal jesus christ would win the speakership, he'd come down and say some commie poo poo like "feed the poor" and the right would instantly renounce their faith

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Do you think that Trump sleeps with a hairnet to keep his coif fresh for the morning?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

very excited to do business with "JESUS"!

He's no messiah, folks. Jesus is a MESS!!

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

quiggy posted:

there's no way literal jesus christ would win the speakership, he'd come down and say some commie poo poo like "feed the poor" and the right would instantly renounce their faith

he would be literally crucified within hours by a Christian crowd that wouldn't appreciate the irony

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
HUNGWY

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol that they're trying to dissect and explain what's going on with paragraphs of dumb poo poo when the actual issue is that DeSantis is a terminally unlikeable dork who is deeply unsettling to look at

it’s like when they tried to make Hillary cool. it’s never gonna work.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
lol 😡 lmao

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





RealityWarCriminal posted:

still chatting about pogs huh

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Lladre posted:

Do you think that Trump sleeps with a hairnet to keep his coif fresh for the morning?

No he really enjoys being fussed over, his morning sesh with a hair and makeup person is probably one of his fav parts of the day

Stupid Boxes
Feb 9, 2004

good grief!

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

growin up!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Why do you only encounter cats to adopt that look like fake Hollywood A-list film puppets?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


WrasslorMonkey posted:

ተዳህጨየ

:worship:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


the last thing u c b4 u take an uppercut to the chest

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:hellyeah: uppercut

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Ah Governor Gaetz

TheMopeSquad
Aug 5, 2013

Lpzie posted:

been saying this for years. big auto and big home is gonna clash one day and people will have to pick, home or car. and car will win. trust me. everyone will live in their cars and love it.

Then I can rent out my assigned parking space and quit my job.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

VideoKid posted:

it’s like when they tried to make Hillary cool. it’s never gonna work.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
If Jesus came back today he would be so happy with what we've done to the place in His name lol

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I think Bill Hicks had a joke about if Jesus comes back you think he'd ever wanna see another loving cross

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