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bitcoin is 15 now. isn't that a little too old for you?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:18 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:14 |
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Which LLM chatbot is this from?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:18 |
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Not really sure what Seraph was going for this time; They posted about all the great and wonderful price increases Bitcoin has enjoyed thanks to Tether printing plenty of monopoly money, but also seem to think Crypto is bad? They also seem to be feeling somewhat horny. Fortunately we’re all adults here, so no need to worry about that.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:20 |
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smellmycheese posted:interesting post. But have you considered that In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Kinda appropriate to have the Fourth Stimpire here, given Seraph84 is probably posting 'cause he's high from huffing all the Citcon farts.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:22 |
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Ariong posted:They also seem to be feeling somewhat horny. Fortunately we’re all adults here, so no need to worry about that.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:39 |
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Ariong posted:Not really sure what Seraph was going for this time;
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:46 |
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i just checked the Tether market cap for the first time in a long time and was surprised that they have only reached 84 billion. i thought they were bound to have hit 12 figures by now.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 19:52 |
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Boody posted:Didn't know his niece was a supermodel. rough chuckle
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:07 |
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“Why my Christmas card smell like semen?”
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:08 |
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maybe the next torrent of stale memes will make the mods see the errors of their ways and make everyone like him
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:09 |
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I honestly can't tell if seraph is mental illness or a really dedicated long form gimmick.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:28 |
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mrmcd posted:I honestly can't tell if seraph is mental illness or a really dedicated long form gimmick. yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:29 |
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Victory Lap Dance posted:They're only instagram models. stay frosty buddy
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 21:48 |
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mrmcd posted:I honestly can't tell if seraph is mental illness or a really dedicated long form gimmick. those two are like technology and magic really
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:13 |
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mrmcd posted:I honestly can't tell if seraph is mental illness or a really dedicated long form gimmick. if it's the latter then it's been going on long enough it's now the former
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:19 |
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LMAO THAT SERAPH rear end in a top hat GOT PERMABANNED????????
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:27 |
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JAnon posted:LMAO THAT SERAPH rear end in a top hat GOT PERMABANNED???????? in other news, it is currently a day that ends in 'y'
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:43 |
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tazed with the worst type of electricity…. bitcoin
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:45 |
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mrmcd posted:I honestly can't tell if seraph is mental illness or a really dedicated long form gimmick. seraph has directly admitted on these very forums that he only does this during manic episodes caused by going off his meds
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 22:53 |
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raminasi posted:seraph has directly admitted on these very forums that he only does this during manic episodes caused by going off his meds Oh poo poo, now I feel kinda bad for engaging with it. Feels like enabling.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:27 |
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JAnon posted:LMAO THAT SERAPH rear end in a top hat GOT PERMABANNED???????? [img-timeline]
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:40 |
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Ariong posted:Oh poo poo, now I feel kinda bad for engaging with it. Feels like enabling. just live in a better timezone so that he's already dead by the time you wake up
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:46 |
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raminasi posted:seraph has directly admitted on these very forums that he only does this during manic episodes caused by going off his meds didn't they later claim that was just some bullshit they made up to... i dunno, show how gullible people here are or showcase their puppetmaster skills? then immediately proceeded to call everyone filthy poor jealous nocoiners?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:48 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:didn't they later claim that was just some bullshit they made up to... i dunno, show how gullible people here are or showcase their puppetmaster skills? then immediately proceeded to call everyone filthy poor jealous nocoiners? namaste
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 23:50 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:didn't they later claim that was just some bullshit they made up to... i dunno, show how gullible people here are or showcase their puppetmaster skills? then immediately proceeded to call everyone filthy poor jealous nocoiners? they did, but they also posted under a different account that lasted for months until another episode. that would fit with being on meds until falling off the wagon again so it's either tobleronetriangular levels of dedication to a character or it's been what it looks like all along. but while tt is the most celebrated we also have jase1 who kept up a character for years before blowing it.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:14 |
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Midjack posted:we also have jase1 who kept up a character for years before blowing it. literal frossty@hotmail poo poo
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:16 |
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fincen just announced they want to classify all crypto "mixers" as money laundering toolsquote:The lack of transparency surrounding international CVC mixing activity is an acute money laundering and national security risk, and increasing transparency in connection with this activity is a key component to denying illicit actors access to the U.S. and global financial systems. This increased transparency is also consistent with longstanding Treasury Department efforts to counter the efforts of terrorist groups, such as Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad, that engage in violence against innocent civilians; the efforts of ransomware criminals targeting critical infrastructure; and the efforts by state actors and their supporters to evade U.S. and global sanctions. In support of these important goals, the NPRM would require covered financial institutions to report information about a transaction when they know, suspect, or have reason to suspect it involves CVC mixing within or involving jurisdictions outside the United States.
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:19 |
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qirex posted:fincen just announced they want to classify all crypto "mixers" as money laundering tools uh um hold on...
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:20 |
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qirex posted:fincen just announced they want to classify all crypto "mixers" as money laundering tools lol lmao and lol again
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:28 |
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gdi which of you summoned it
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:28 |
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FMguru posted:thats bullshit. theyre totally ignoring all the legitimate non-criminal uses of crypto "mixers", such as privacy that's the closest thing to one i can find and it has a lot of caveats
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 01:50 |
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wasn’t it fairly well understood that mixers don’t actually work? they’re security by obscurity and just increase the effort it takes to figure out who paid who by a finite amount, surmountable by national law enforcement without too much trouble
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:17 |
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haveblue posted:wasn’t it fairly well understood that mixers don’t actually work? they’re security by obscurity and just increase the effort it takes to figure out who paid who by a finite amount, surmountable by national law enforcement without too much trouble they work in that anyone using them is basically yelling "I AM DOING CRIMES"
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 02:54 |
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haveblue posted:wasn’t it fairly well understood that mixers don’t actually work? they’re security by obscurity and just increase the effort it takes to figure out who paid who by a finite amount, surmountable by national law enforcement without too much trouble Monero worked well enough that the IRS issued 1.2 mil in contracts to outside consultants to develop tools to deconvolute it, and it's unclear if a functional tool was delivered, though it's not impossible. (The relevant companies don't advertise being able to get through Monero in public, although they do advertise cracking Lightning Network, which was on the same RFP)
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:25 |
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Boxturret posted:they work in that anyone using them is basically yelling "I AM DOING CRIMES" no that's Caroline Ellison
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:27 |
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Boxturret posted:they work in that anyone using them is basically yelling "I AM DOING CRIMES" i think you'll find that actually code is law --sam bankman fried, masterful 40mg adderall defense
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 03:59 |
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haveblue posted:wasn’t it fairly well understood that mixers don’t actually work? they’re security by obscurity and just increase the effort it takes to figure out who paid who by a finite amount, surmountable by national law enforcement without too much trouble please. what are a bunch of beancounters going to do? run a script that uses the public ledger underlying the whole system to build a graph of transactions and figure out groups of addresses that are downstream from the mixers which sum up to roughly the amount they know a criminal put into the mixer? as if also what the hell is a forensic accountant?
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 04:11 |
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at the end of the day you're either: 1. the criminal trying to do the money laundering; 2. abetting the criminal doing the money laundering. so you basically watch all the outputs because it's all crime, all the time
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 04:26 |
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Ariong posted:Oh poo poo, now I feel kinda bad for engaging with it. Feels like enabling. don't feel too bad, they're a child molester
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# ? Oct 24, 2023 07:23 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:14 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:please. what are a bunch of beancounters going to do? run a script that uses the public ledger underlying the whole system to build a graph of transactions and figure out groups of addresses that are downstream from the mixers which sum up to roughly the amount they know a criminal put into the mixer? as if I work with a DFIR guy who used to be a forensics certified CPA. I'm kinda surprised he's not working at chainanalysis or some other Blockchain forensics firm because he feels like he'd have the perfect skillet.
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