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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 7 MNF Thread: Mr. Shanahan Goes To Minneapolis
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Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's in their best interest honestly. Minnesota would be a tremendous landing spot for one of the highly touted QBs coming out this draft.

The Bears already have that on lockdown, thanks to the Panthers…

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Randy Gregory sighting

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Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
I feel like Cousins is confused with all this time in the pocket.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Good lord 49ers you had a sack there. Come on

oh boy he's out for the game. Sorry viking fans

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Yikes, Addison's heading to the locker room

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Mustached Demon posted:

they have Kirk cousins, he's good

Oh honey, no.

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

 Man, that's a sad walk.

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
They still got into FG range. Gah.

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 “he comes underneath”

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Darth Brooks posted:

Man, that's a sad walk.

yeah bummer

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
oh boy another FG

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I don't think the Niners played dirty there, the guy just fell in a fucky manner

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Nice

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Vikings have scored on all of their five drives.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
This is not at all how I expected this game to turn out.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Just a touchdown + a 2-point conversion to tie this.

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Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Shindragon posted:

Vikings have scored on all of their five drives.

*since the INT on their first

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Go for it on 4th and 5 instead of a 50+ field goal imo

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The final score will be 20-22 and I will spend the rest of the night with a thousand yard stare

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shindragon posted:

Vikings have scored on all of their five drives.

The pass rush has been absolutely horrible tonight.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Vikings sure do like kicking field goals that don't change the difference in possessions.

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Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
There's still fifteen full minutes for the Vikings to screw this one up.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is not at all how I expected this game to turn out.

was not expecting it to be as entertaining as it is

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Shindragon posted:

Good lord 49ers you had a sack there. Come on

oh boy he's out for the game. Sorry viking fans

Doesn't matter. Pick some random idiot from the reserves, they'll shred this Niners secondary.

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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
Next week without Jefferson and Addison is going to be rough jesus. Good thing the pack sucks

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nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The final score will be 20-22 and I will spend the rest of the night with a thousand yard stare
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MJeff posted:

The Vikings sure do like kicking field goals that don't change the difference in possessions.
disagree; there's a pretty huge gap between "score touchdown to take lead" and "score touchdown and get 2pt to tie" imo

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The final score will be 20-22 and I will spend the rest of the night with a thousand yard stare

Don't think they'll stay at 22 if the d line can't get pressure

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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
better than even odds the niners win if Addeson doesn't come back

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

MakaVillian posted:

The pass rush has been absolutely horrible tonight.

I don't think the 49ers have sacked Kirk once at all.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mustached Demon posted:

Don't think they'll stay at 22 if the d line can't get pressure

It would be the most traumatic way to end this game so I'm just assuming it'll happen.

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

CapnAndy posted:

disagree; there's a pretty huge gap between "score touchdown to take lead" and "score touchdown and get 2pt to tie" imo

Strongly agreed. Infinitely better situation to put your defense in.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Alright, here we go.

Real 9ers fans and real Vikings fans are here.

Let's go.

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Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Shindragon posted:

I don't think the 49ers have sacked Kirk once at all.

Has he even been hit? Maybe by Gregory once?

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trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

MakaVillian posted:

The pass rush has been absolutely horrible tonight.

Worst I've seen all season. No pressure at all. That's how you beat Kirk Cousins.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The final score will be 20-22 and I will spend the rest of the night with a thousand yard stare

The vikings may well win this game but if they do it will be with more than 22 points

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

MoaM posted:

Alright, here we go.

Real :sickos: are here.

Let's go.
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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

SirPablo posted:

nm Hock BACK

Convinced KoC called this as a trap game for the 9ers way before the season started.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It would be the most traumatic way to end this game so I'm just assuming it'll happen.

hmm yeah I could see that

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Edit post

Yes.

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