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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Orbis Tertius posted:

starting to think Hamas understands Israel better than Israel understands itself.

when the Palestinian resistance misjudges Israel they die or spend decades in prison

When the Israelis misjudges themselves Uncle Sam sends two aircraft carriers to the region to back them up

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Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Atrocious Joe posted:

when the Palestinian resistance misjudges Israel they die or spend decades in prison

When the Israelis misjudges themselves Uncle Sam sends two aircraft carriers to the region to back them up

what happens when uncle sam misjudges

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Al-Saqr posted:

big shoutout to our jewish brothers and sisters resisting apartheid genocide ✊

https://x.com/sendtoadnan/status/1716613695563006391?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

https://x.com/TorahJudaism/status/1716439229180383370?s=20
DTI

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Centrist Committee posted:

what happens when uncle sam misjudges

1945-2023

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Centrist Committee posted:

what happens when uncle sam misjudges

let's find out!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Luceid posted:

lmao these Amish lookin dudes pulling the cops off ftw. kings

Turns out if you have actual beliefs and morals, you fight more passionately than the chud pigs.

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Centrist Committee posted:

what happens when uncle sam misjudges

*gestures around*

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Centrist Committee posted:

what happens when uncle sam misjudges
:centrism::gop::champ::thisagain::sad::murica::jerry:

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 06:23 on Oct 24, 2023

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

DancingShade posted:

Don't forget the 2k USA marines who will surely not get sent in alone first while the IDF stands back and watches. Surely.

Yeah losing 2K of our beautiful soldiers is too much for America to stomach right now. Seriously. It would be election turning. Biden would not be a hero for slaughtering US Marines.......


Unless the great Satan is of course stung first, then he can lose as many Marines as it takes to destroy the (insert preferred racial term for middle Eastern and or Asian steppe persons) because the manufactured " kill the Arab " consent machine will need a big boat shaped blood sacrifice to spin at max RPMs.

I doubt Marines are going to be the first wave into Gaza at this time. At this point the US is just set pieces on the map. They are a Fleet in Being.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

Al-Saqr posted:

big shoutout to our jewish brothers and sisters resisting apartheid genocide ✊

https://x.com/sendtoadnan/status/1716613695563006391?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

I wonder what these guys were doing on October 7th. They don't use electricity on Saturday and many of them live in their own little communities full of mostly Haredim, so did they just have no idea what was going on until a day later?

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn
Soiled Meat

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Yeah losing 2K of our beautiful soldiers is too much for America to stomach right now. Seriously. It would be election turning. Biden would not be a hero for slaughtering US Marines.......


Unless the great Satan is of course stung first, then he can lose as many Marines as it takes to destroy the (insert preferred racial term for middle Eastern and or Asian steppe persons) because the manufactured " kill the Arab " consent machine will need a big boat shaped blood sacrifice to spin at max RPMs.

I doubt Marines are going to be the first wave into Gaza at this time. At this point the US is just set pieces on the map. They are a Fleet in Being.

It depends on how stupid and overconfident our flailing and moribund high command is. I can see some ice chewing psycho going 'send the marines into Lebanon to wipe out Hezbolla while the Israelis attack Gaza.' because he thinks that Hezbollah will just collapse the the slightest whiff of the Corp and that Lebanon will be so scared and overawed by the carriers to resist us.

Now, I think we all know this would be a stupid loving plan, but our imperial apparatus is run by stupid loving people

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I really don’t see a way those marines get involved. 2k isn’t enough to do anything strategic on offense, and if they go to the rear to do logistics and security internally, israel will have to deal with a lot of non whites and even some Muslims who will expect human rights as they go to HappyPizzaRave for lunch.

they’re just there as an empty threat and as a emergency extraction option for vips and connected civilians if things go really badly.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Centrist Committee posted:

what happens when uncle sam misjudges

https://twitter.com/ArlingtonNatl/status/1716561888597729722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59TN-m-zwrs

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

dont forget the station chief of the CIA who was captured, tortured to death and it was widely reported he gave up all his secrets.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



fizzy posted:

Permaban Brown Moses, Mid Life Crisis, Private Witt, NovemberMike and Mid Life Crisis for genocide denial & apologia, and Permaban Koos Group for enabling genocide deniers and apologists.

Lot of people agreeing with this!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
jeffrey refuses to ban brown moses because the wealthy and those that lick the heels of the wealthy are allies

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Al-Saqr posted:

lol i just found this out online about the british navy and im still recovering from how insane it is

https://twitter.com/carlzha/status/1716590196425118177?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

dta but it's the entire anglosphere

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/Mondoweiss/status/1716605435523080490

a what settlement

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
those hasidic jews fighting military cops loving own

ill cheer on anyone telling a cop to gently caress off, even those wild first amendment dudes

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Al-Saqr posted:

big shoutout to our jewish brothers and sisters resisting apartheid genocide ✊

https://x.com/sendtoadnan/status/1716613695563006391?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

crisis khavers

Orbis Tertius
Feb 13, 2007


I need you to go mask off

no that’s too mask off

Sanlav
Feb 10, 2020

We'll Meet Again

Best Friends posted:

I really don’t see a way those marines get involved. 2k isn’t enough to do anything strategic on offense, and if they go to the rear to do logistics and security internally, israel will have to deal with a lot of non whites and even some Muslims who will expect human rights as they go to HappyPizzaRave for lunch.

they’re just there as an empty threat and as a emergency extraction option for vips and connected civilians if things go really badly.

It's prep. US bases in Iraq are taking fire, they're just manning the posts and chasing drones until the the army mobilizes.

Sanlav has issued a correction as of 06:44 on Oct 24, 2023

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/Byoussef/status/1716619756902756782

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011





getting evergreen this one

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

lol this is incredible

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

.

pandy fackler has issued a correction as of 19:00 on Mar 22, 2024

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


what the gently caress is even happening

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

mark twain: history never repeats itself, but it does often rhyme

history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA&t=56s

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



https://x.com/Byoussef/status/1716535208080736338?s=20
Bassem's posting energies are off the charts:

Hey! loving @benshapiro. Are you happy with how many sons of bitches killed so far? Is that enough for you? What’s today’s exchange rate for human lives? I remember how annoyed you were with
@iamcardib “Wet rear end Pussy” telling your viewers that, medically speaking, the only way a pussy can get that wet is if it had an infection. So apparently, Ben, you have never made a woman wet. And maybe, just maybe , you have a weird kink that makes you get off to the sight of dead civilians. So I hope you can cum soon so #Israel can take notice and stop bombing #gaza .
@Pornhub ; please add “Genocide” category exclusively for Ben Shapiro. #BenShapiro_is_a_son_of_a_bitch . Make it viral .

Pomeroy
Apr 20, 2020

mcclay posted:

DTA DTI, Gaza, Lebanon and Syria will be the grave of the fascist Zionist project. I wish the PFLP luck in spreading Chairman Mao's vision into free Palestine

DFLP are the Maoists, PFLP are the MLs. Victory to both, since they're helping to break the teeth of Zionism.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

The Oldest Man posted:

what the gently caress is even happening

a monkeys paw underneath someone's dilapidated couch curled out of reflex

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Nichael posted:

Bassem's posting energies are off the charts:

Hey! loving @benshapiro. Are you happy with how many sons of bitches killed so far? Is that enough for you? What’s today’s exchange rate for human lives? I remember how annoyed you were with
@iamcardib “Wet rear end Pussy” telling your viewers that, medically speaking, the only way a pussy can get that wet is if it had an infection. So apparently, Ben, you have never made a woman wet. And maybe, just maybe , you have a weird kink that makes you get off to the sight of dead civilians. So I hope you can cum soon so #Israel can take notice and stop bombing #gaza .
@Pornhub ; please add “Genocide” category exclusively for Ben Shapiro. #BenShapiro_is_a_son_of_a_bitch . Make it viral .

a golden flash before my eyes as I behold a true master of the posting ways

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

"don't ask me where they'll end up"

yeah i guess... i guess we really don't need to sir

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Nichael posted:

https://x.com/Byoussef/status/1716535208080736338?s=20
Bassem's posting energies are off the charts:

Hey! loving @benshapiro. Are you happy with how many sons of bitches killed so far? Is that enough for you? What’s today’s exchange rate for human lives? I remember how annoyed you were with
@iamcardib “Wet rear end Pussy” telling your viewers that, medically speaking, the only way a pussy can get that wet is if it had an infection. So apparently, Ben, you have never made a woman wet. And maybe, just maybe , you have a weird kink that makes you get off to the sight of dead civilians. So I hope you can cum soon so #Israel can take notice and stop bombing #gaza .
@Pornhub ; please add “Genocide” category exclusively for Ben Shapiro. #BenShapiro_is_a_son_of_a_bitch . Make it viral .

This man is the greatest poster we've seen in a generation. I aspire to be measured as a micrometer on the scale to which he is the unit of measurement. A gladiator in the Colosseum of discourse who need never ask whether we are entertained.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://x.com/astutecfo/status/1716601079075672379?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

Zadok Allen has issued a correction as of 02:53 on Oct 28, 2023

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010


every settler from israel all look like AI generated porkinses

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Nichael posted:

https://x.com/Byoussef/status/1716535208080736338?s=20
Bassem's posting energies are off the charts:

Hey! loving @benshapiro. Are you happy with how many sons of bitches killed so far? Is that enough for you? What’s today’s exchange rate for human lives? I remember how annoyed you were with
@iamcardib “Wet rear end Pussy” telling your viewers that, medically speaking, the only way a pussy can get that wet is if it had an infection. So apparently, Ben, you have never made a woman wet. And maybe, just maybe , you have a weird kink that makes you get off to the sight of dead civilians. So I hope you can cum soon so #Israel can take notice and stop bombing #gaza .
@Pornhub ; please add “Genocide” category exclusively for Ben Shapiro. #BenShapiro_is_a_son_of_a_bitch . Make it viral .

this must have been what it felt like to see Michelangelo’s David when it was new

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011


Jek Tono Porkins does not deserve this slander

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Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

oh good, a final solution to this whole settlement issue

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