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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Phenis. Poor guy


Eh, he'll grow into it.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Speaking of which, last name Penisson.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Isn't that all of them?

e: Before someone yells, I mean that all sons are necessarily the sons of a penis, not that all sons necessarily have penises

Nameless Pete has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Oct 24, 2023

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Joke I made was "gee Dad, what's that?" "It's a penis, son."

Also found the last name Cumbest. That'd be a hell of a wedding.

Marcade has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Oct 24, 2023

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Met a really lovely old couple called Bart and Marge. Yes, people make incest jokes :(

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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To avoid that she goes by Maggie.

...poo poo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Saw the name Chas Nimrod during a college football game. It sounds like something from a 90s comedy.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Nameless Pete posted:

Isn't that all of them?

e: Before someone yells, I mean that all sons are necessarily the sons of a penis, not that all sons necessarily have penises

Penis Penisson, Icelandic strongman

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
My neighbour's grandson, Drew*, has a daughter named Drewsson**.

*not his real name
**not sure about the double S.

His name is the kind of name you would never imagine on a girl, and her resulting name exists, but is definitely not one of the common -son names.

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 06:22 on Oct 29, 2023

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Marcade posted:

Joke I made was "gee Dad, what's that?" "It's a penis, son."

Also found the last name Cumbest. That'd be a hell of a wedding.

brb, introducing Cumbest to everyone I know named Lovegood.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"



Xhonathan

in my mind this is pronounced like Xhosa

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Just found out the mayor of San Francisco is called London Breed. That's like a racehorse name

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Manga Foe Ondoa

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

gschmidl posted:

Manga Foe Ondoa

Solid 70's wrestler heel in the Japanese circuit.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Irl

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
The post about Drew reminded me that I once worked with a woman named Drew who was planning her marriage to a guy named Drew.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



First name being the same is probably preferable to last name (there's an example like that in my family tree, and no they were not actually related :mad:), although that presumably isn't an issue in countries like the US where it is customary for women to take their husband's last name upon marriage.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
No it’s just funny that after they were married they were gonna be literally “Mr and Mrs Drew Smith.” She confirmed she was changing her last name.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I know 2 couples with the same first name: Pat and Pat, and Jo and Joe.

When my mum got Spanish citizenship, she was offered the opportunity to very easily Spanish-ify her name, by (among other things), adding a second surname. Two of the options suggested were to add your mother's maiden name or to simply double your existing surname. Apparently it's quite common among certain groups of immigrants. Also not super uncommon among people of Spanish heritage either, naturally, given how common some surnames are.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Riven posted:

No it’s just funny that after they were married they were gonna be literally “Mr and Mrs Drew Smith.” She confirmed she was changing her last name.

Maximum OverDrew

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

TJ Pigg

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Anj'Louise

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Hats lil pony lol

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Theophilus G. Pinches
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/38732/38732-h/38732-h.html

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
deare rhea

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Mescal posted:

Theophilus G. Pinches

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


Chris Diarrhea, the soft rock artist beloved by all boomer moms the world over

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
This reminds me that I once had a brief conversation with a woman whose name was pronounced like Dee-Aria (the letter D and a musical Aria), but because of the spelling, people's first guess was always "... diarrhoea ?"

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Lady Disdain posted:

This reminds me that I once had a brief conversation with a woman whose name was pronounced like Dee-Aria (the letter D and a musical Aria), but because of the spelling, people's first guess was always "... diarrhoea ?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-YUwNlb-tY

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Richard Register
Angel Doom (that one, at least, seems to be a married name) :doom:

Marcade has a new favorite as of 21:58 on Dec 4, 2023

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Marcade posted:

Richard Register
Angel Doom (that one, at least, seems to be a married name)

Queen of Latveria.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
My sister had a college professor named Dr. Venum, but he made his class call him Bob like a coward.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
"You may call me Dick Venum"

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

From college basketball,

Always Wright and his brother All Wright
Supreme Cook
Amillion Buggs
Tennessee Rainwater

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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gschmidl posted:

Tennessee Rainwater

Good name for a Jack Daniels cocktail

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Amillion Buggs is the greatest name I ever heard. May this young man’s basketball career shine bright enough for it to become a household one.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Prince Gay. (so what?)

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
No basketball name is gonna top God Shammgod imo

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