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For which system will you be getting Assassin's Creed: Mirage?
This poll is closed.
PC 14 18.67%
PS5 5 6.67%
XSX 3 4.00%
PS4 1 1.33%
XBO 1 1.33%
I am going wait for the Switch port 51 68.00%
Total: 75 votes
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Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

goatface posted:

Pathos requires an emotional response that isn't "Wahoo!" as they die.

Yeah that's why he says "mamma mia~" instead

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Gaius Marius posted:

I agree with that guy. More games need to take cues from Red Dead 2 and let you play in the world instead of playing on it.

I want to see Spider-Man's balls shrink when it gets cold, dammit

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Waffleman_ posted:

I saw one guy complaining today that you couldn't buy a slice of pizza, get a hot dog at Coney Island, or hail a cab in the game's New York and it's unrealistic and it's just a jungle gym for Spider-Man to swing around

Honestly the more I think about it, this isn't really a hot take. And I don't know if they were saying the game is therefore bad. But like, I play games all the time that I really enjoy, but wish they might have done something different in some areas, or had an extra feature that I would have really appreciated.

Waffleman_ posted:

I want to see Spider-Man's balls shrink when it gets cold, dammit

Also this.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

If he shoots ropes out of his wrists wouldn't his nuts be embedded within his arm

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Also there is literally a part of the game where you go to Coney Island already

unattended spaghetti
May 10, 2013
Tried to buy a hotdog, webbed the vendor, now I'm public enemy number one.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Waffleman_ posted:

Also there is literally a part of the game where you go to Coney Island already

Spoilers!

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Why would you want to go to coney island and eat a hot dog in a videogame? Just go to coney island and eat a hot dog in real life, or boil yourself a Schneider's Red Hot in bong water and have the same experience.

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


Muscle Tracer posted:

Why would you want to go to coney island and eat a hot dog in a videogame? Just go to coney island and eat a hot dog in real life, or boil yourself a Schneider's Red Hot in bong water and have the same experience.

Funny enough, plane tickets might cost a lot more than a full-price game. $70 versus some hundred dollars one way PLUS lodging in New York.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Muscle Tracer posted:

Why would you want to go to coney island and eat a hot dog in a videogame? Just go to coney island and eat a hot dog in real life, or boil yourself a Schneider's Red Hot in bong water and have the same experience.

I dont live on the east coast, can I just uber eats a hotdog from over there though?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

I said come in! posted:

I dont live on the east coast, can I just uber eats a hotdog from over there though?

Sure, if you throw in four digits of tip

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Why pet a dog in a game when you can pet an irl dog irl?

skeletronics
Jul 19, 2005
Man
A dog petting game where the controller is a real dog

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

skeletronics posted:

A dog petting game where the controller is a real dog

Yeah Nintendogs was cool

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008



yikes

has there been a single PC release this year without performance issues at launch

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

AC6 ran fine didn't it

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Yeah AC6 ran great. I was surprised after the issues that Elden Ring had.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Gaius Marius posted:

AC6 ran fine didn't it

Flawlessly in fact

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

i should have known i'd have forgotten the ones that ran good

BG3 and LOTF also run pretty well for me

Mr. Trampoline
May 16, 2010
Haven't really had problems with any PC release this year. Dead Space, Resident Evil 4 Remake, BG3, Street Fighter 6, Armored Core 6, Disgaea 7, everything's ran pretty great. Biggest issue I had was a stuttering in Street Fighter 6 that turned out to be because of a malfunctioning Windows driver, but the game itself was fine.

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



i believe dead space remake at least ran near flawlessly for everyone, barring anyone trying to put the thing on an HDD (which they, in fairness, give you a big honkin' warning on initial bootup about doing)

i'm not enough of a techhead to know the cause beyond hurling the term "shader compilation issues" out like a discus, but it's definitely convincing me that lowballing upgrades is the way to go, as my 3060 Ti's ran everything this year without issue

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/GaoRush/status/1716961680100393001?t=D4w1g_4cc3cnEWDEzaORCQ&s=19

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

that's a valid comparison until people get the ability to modify spiderman 2's rear end size

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Gayfield

homeless snail posted:

that's a valid comparison until people get the ability to modify spiderman 2's rear end size

with great power comes great responsibility

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Eventually they will get a nude model with realistic dong physics for his full animation range.

With realistic ball shrinkage when cold, obv.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Spiderman shouldn't have an rear end, he should have the whole spinneret thing spiders have instead.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
He should have 4 asses, one for each pair of legs

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I have a lot of sympathy for the pc gamers out there who cannot enjoy a video game if they aren’t at least 50% aroused at all times

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

:hmmyes:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Good to see more third party games on Nintendo Switch Online

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1716983356510945506?s=20

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

RBA Starblade posted:

Is he strong?

I'm not going to answer that question. But I will tell you a completely unrelated fact about him.

He has radioactive blood.

Whatever that means.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

DalaranJ posted:

I'm not going to answer that question. But I will tell you a completely unrelated fact about him.

He has radioactive blood.

Whatever that means.

Any other radioactive fluids?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Only immediately after my ct scan.

Oh, you meant Spiderman. Sorry, I don't know any information about him not contained in his theme song.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Spider-Man has been noted for blasting rope all over the city

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Gaius Marius posted:

Any other radioactive fluids?

I see you've read Spider-man: Reign

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Yeah well I haven't

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

he kills mary jane with radioactive cum, op

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mutata
Mar 1, 2003

thank you

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