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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Slimy Hog posted:

They gotta ph for casty right?

Topper trusts him!

I'm riding this bomb all the way down

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Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Topper lost this series imo.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

illcendiary posted:

Really want to toss $50 at Phillies +800 right now, would buy me a new monitor if they pull it off

they are somehow going to lose runs in bottom 9.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Slimy Hog posted:

They gotta ph for casty right?

Let the big guy swing he can smack one into the gap easy, there's no Chas out there to stop him

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

GoutPatrol posted:

You only get to choose two of three, what would you choose
coaches fired, crowd booing

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Red posted:

With who lol

Jake Cave??? Garrett Stubbs?

Sure. Why the gently caress not. It's not like we're gonna come back

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
It's time for Paul Sewald to pitch

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I don't see how any of this is castellanos' fault, he was Big Stick Nick until the entire team went *farting noise* and collapsed

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Redemption time for Chicago Cubs legend Nick Castellanos

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

R.D. Mangles posted:

the World Series Ratings cope is the funniest poo poo i've ever seen

The markets aren’t even small lmao

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Jerry DiPoto is the greatest contributor to the DBacks pipeline there is

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Phillies have to be patient and drag this the gently caress out to have a chance

simble
May 11, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

The markets aren’t even small lmao



No you see small market means small payrolls

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Red posted:

Phillies have to be patient and drag this the gently caress out to have a chance
which they cannot do

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Red posted:

Phillies have to be patient and drag this the gently caress out to have a chance

welp

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

simble posted:

No you see small market means small payrolls

Let me tell you about the Rangers payroll

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

2

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

The markets aren’t even small lmao



let me clarify

the people who matter from there are small

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Gentlemen, it has been an honor and a privilege playing with you tonight.

Except for whoever stole Castellanos's hitting stroke, who can eat a poo poo hoagie.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Marsh is kind of it, if they get him, it's all over

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Please wet man

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
why does Marsh's hair look so damp?

WTFBEES
Apr 21, 2005

butt

This Phillys dude has some gross rear end hair.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Some Numbers posted:

why does Marsh's hair look so damp?

Because everyone in baseball sucks at having long hair for some reason

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Phillies body language is bad

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat

Some Numbers posted:

why does Marsh's hair look so damp?

He pours cups of water on it during games

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Sewald NLCS MVP? He kinda has a case. Probably Marte or maybe Thomas though

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
come on you're a philly crowd, you know how to boo


show 'em

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


comes down to jake cave

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
lol Jake Cave for the last out

gently caress this team

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what does marsh do in april, does his hair freeze

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
announcers are exactly right, this was over when they blew game 4

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that guy from a minute ago needs to wash his hair

simble
May 11, 2004

Last out :ohdear:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Condolences Phillie fans. I thought your team was gonna win it all

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

CapnAndy posted:

announcers are exactly right, this was over when they blew game 4

Yeah

Kimbrel

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


jake cave is the dumbest name i have ever heard

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MrMidnight posted:

Condolences Phillie fans. I thought your team was gonna win it all
so did we :(

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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MrMidnight posted:

Condolences Phillie fans. I thought your team was gonna win it all

They don’t deserve it with their 1st inning doomerism!

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