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ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Hihohe posted:

the sentence is execution by beheading

the corpse shall be burned, ashes cast into the deepest ocean.

https://youtu.be/HXbIDwLeeEo?si=om8vWdREsksKj5i7

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The pan's on fire and there's no cook at the stove
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely baked beans
And a dark wind blows

Heinz corporate is corrupt
And we're on so many beans
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this delicious machine
And the machine is making yummy beans

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the beans are covered in sauce inside the cans

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out cans of delicious beans

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a sweet orange sauce

I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death...

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Takes No Damage posted:

My feet hurt after standing through the 1st opening band :corsair:
Compression socks and Dr Scholls are your friend, friend.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

A Moose posted:

that's basically all chocolate. Unless you're like, making it yourself or something from pods you grew yourself. If we can't have chocolate without slavery, we just shouldn't have chocolate

Beyond good chocolate is produced on worker owned farms. They are on that list the other poster made, personally some of the other companies are good too

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Seize the means of (chocolate) production

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Regarde Aduck posted:

i thought we were going to get full throated defense of dark chocolate but instead we got someone who thinks all chocolate is Hershey's, a guy who thinks all chocolate is the same in the entire world (he's tried all of them), someone trying to do ethical consumption under capitalism, and even a mention of lead poisoning. Above and beyond.

Just gonna drop my favorite chocolate article once again and excuse myself from this whole thing

https://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-chocolate-part-1/

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

DACK FAYDEN posted:

you missed out, the Gamecube RPG is literally final fantasy X with the serial numbers filed off, and the plot is "there was a second fellowship following just out of sight [to the point that they have a balrog fight alongside Gandalf that makes no sense] the whole time"

lol as i read this i am reminded that yes i did play this... on the XBOX though. i remember it being kinda forgettable outside of the core conceit and agonozingly slow to play battles compared to FFX

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Hihohe posted:

the sentence is execution by beheading

the corpse shall be burned, ashes cast into the deepest ocean.

Do not defile the flames with their body.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer








Necronomicon
Jan 18, 2004

Data Graham posted:

Just gonna drop my favorite chocolate article once again and excuse myself from this whole thing

https://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-chocolate-part-1/

Holy poo poo it just kept going and going and going. What a brutal takedown of a couple of chocolate grifters

the sky
Jul 25, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

The pan's on fire and there's no cook at the stove
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely baked beans
And a dark wind blows

Heinz corporate is corrupt
And we're on so many beans
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this delicious machine
And the machine is making yummy beans

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the beans are covered in sauce inside the cans

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out cans of delicious beans

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a sweet orange sauce

I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death...



:five:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Necronomicon posted:

Holy poo poo it just kept going and going and going. What a brutal takedown of a couple of chocolate grifters
I read the whole thing, amazing.

The company closed in 2011. The blog murder gets more real estate on the wikipedia article for them than anything else lmao

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Data Graham posted:

Just gonna drop my favorite chocolate article once again and excuse myself from this whole thing

https://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-chocolate-part-1/

I remember this! Such a good article :allears:

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/KitsuneeCafe/status/1687829208360226816

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Chocolate is better than beans.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Baron von Eevl posted:

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death...

:golfclap:

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

mystes posted:

I think it's just hershey

First M&Ms, now milk chocolate bars have pronouns, too?











Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

"menty b" is the funniest thing I've heard for like a week

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

Just gonna drop my favorite chocolate article once again and excuse myself from this whole thing

https://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-chocolate-part-1/

My God

I hope never to make an enemy of that blogger

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme




Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Except Solitaire. For some reason I'm really good at Solitaire??

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Hyperlynx posted:

"menty b" is the funniest thing I've heard for like a week

menty b is good

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/rUCsVWw.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/x5HmNkg.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/dR3W551.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/bmpgkZ1.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ltKqZgD.gifv

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

pseudorandom posted:

First M&Ms, now milk chocolate bars have pronouns, too?

Can't decide whether this joke is more or less funny thanks to the right wing literally kicking off about that

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a43158415/hersheys-boycott-her-for-she-bars/

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Dabir posted:

Can't decide whether this joke is more or less funny thanks to the right wing literally kicking off about that

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a43158415/hersheys-boycott-her-for-she-bars/



Lol it took me reading halfway through the article before I realized it wasn't just that they were boycotting it because it had a woman on it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

avin the menty bs cos of the cozzy livs

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Takes No Damage posted:

My feet hurt after standing through the 1st opening band :corsair:

This is why I love shows with ADA seating. I had a knee surgery that keeps me from standing still for too long and no one asks for any kind of verification of disability, they just let you sit! For free! In a location with a good view!!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Data Graham posted:

Just gonna drop my favorite chocolate article once again and excuse myself from this whole thing

https://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-chocolate-part-1/

:nice:

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
That chocolate article and the phrase menty b are the highlights of my week. Excellent work these past few pages goons.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

noka chocolate shut down in 2011 according to wikipedia.

Prob thanks to that article.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Leon Sumbitches posted:

This is why I love shows with ADA seating. I had a knee surgery that keeps me from standing still for too long and no one asks for any kind of verification of disability, they just let you sit! For free! In a location with a good view!!

I was so confused the first time I showed up to a concert at a big venue after starting cane usage, they just grabbed me from waiting in the long line at the doorway and ushered me to a seat right in front of the stage. Super dope.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Carbon dioxide posted:

noka chocolate shut down in 2011 according to wikipedia.

Prob thanks to that article.

And meanwhile all the boutique manufacturers who are all about sustainable production and ethical labor have thrived, maybe for the same reason. I've been to places in Costa Rica and Hawaii that do the whole bean-to-bar thing with cacao grown right on-site, it's rad. A lot of them do milk chocolate too but it's less about distinctive flavor notes and stuff like that as you'd imagine. That Chocosphere site it links to is still in business and does the grab-bag subscription boxes. It's a fun hobby and cheap. Domori Sambirano is maybe my favorite of all time

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Grassy Knowles posted:

I was so confused the first time I showed up to a concert at a big venue after starting cane usage, they just grabbed me from waiting in the long line at the doorway and ushered me to a seat right in front of the stage. Super dope.

That does sound confusing, but you don't have to sign your posts

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

CPColin posted:

That does sound confusing, but you don't have to sign your posts

Well i sure left that one wide open

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

If I were known as "Super Dope" I'd sign everything

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Grassy Knowles posted:

Well i sure left that one wide open

That’s what she said

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Rick James - Superdope

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Chocolate is better than beans.

I'm sorry but chocolate is beans.

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

SpacePig posted:

I'm sorry but chocolate is beans.

not american chocolate that's just sugar and vomit

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