Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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War Wizard posted:Lol at banks being so If a man is rich it follows that he can only get richer. This is the basic theory of investment banking.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 19:54 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 07:52 |
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The language in that article makes me think they were planning to re-sell the debt to someone else before things went to poo poo, but they kept it too long or things went to poo poo too fast and now they’re stuck holding the bag. Subprime yook fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Oct 25, 2023 |
# ? Oct 25, 2023 19:55 |
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I mean they knew they were loaning him on something taking an immediate 25-50% haircut (analysts were looking at good Twitter as optimistically worth $30 billion, maybe only 15-20 billion) with room to grow and were confident that they could parcel it out at that rate to banks more enthusiastic about continuous debt service. It is incredibly impressive that Elon was able to tank analyst views of Twitters value into the single digit billions before Christmas which is much faster than the ability of the banks to parcel it which would take 3-6 months just to have the discussions and do the paperwork.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 19:59 |
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Having a billion dollar albatross on your balance sheet as a bank this size is highly irregular. Just absolute rinky dink amateur poo poo like building cars in a parking lot or launching rockets without engineered exhaust venting or running a tram tunnel with cars.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 20:03 |
goatface posted:If a man is rich it follows that he can only get richer. This is the basic theory of investment banking. I mean statistically speaking this is true You have to be quite stunningly incompetent to gently caress up at this scale
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 20:08 |
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Still have the app on my phone. Never got push notifications of recommended posts. Started getting a ton of them the last few days. Checked all my settings and there's no reason for them to be coming to me, but yet they come. Anyone else seeing this.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:18 |
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MasterSitsu posted:Still have the app on my phone. Found your problem, but there is an easy fix
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:24 |
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MasterSitsu posted:Still have the app on my phone. Never got push notifications of recommended posts. Started getting a ton of them the last few days. Checked all my settings and there's no reason for them to be coming to me, but yet they come. Anyone else seeing this. People are gonna be all "just don't go on X loser lol" but the answer is Elon is selectively boosting conspiracy theories and right-wing ideology in addition to anything he himself posts that he thinks is especially "clever"
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:30 |
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Hazo posted:Elmo destroyed an established and successful brand
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:35 |
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yook posted:The language in that article makes me think they were planning to re-sell the debt to someone else before things went to poo poo, but they kept it too long or things went to poo poo too fast and now they’re stuck holding the bag. zedprime posted:I mean they knew they were loaning him on something taking an immediate 25-50% haircut (analysts were looking at good Twitter as optimistically worth $30 billion, maybe only 15-20 billion) with room to grow and were confident that they could parcel it out at that rate to banks more enthusiastic about continuous debt service. It also helps that when they offered him the deal interest rates were still pretty low, so he only needed to make a small amount of money to pay back the interest, whereas now he has to pay something estimated to be closer to a billion if not 1.5 billion dollars every year. This is why he has tweeted ~completely at random~ about how interest rates are the greatest evil and an unexpected enemy of enterprise.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:50 |
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rotinaj posted:Found your problem, but there is an easy fix literally required for my job, but there's only one or two clients left on there, and they're on their way out very soon.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:03 |
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Tesseraction posted:It also helps that when they offered him the deal interest rates were still pretty low, so he only needed to make a small amount of money to pay back the interest, whereas now he has to pay something estimated to be closer to a billion if not 1.5 billion dollars every year. rising rates have also made it more difficult for the banks to offload their twitter debt
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:23 |
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MasterSitsu posted:Still have the app on my phone. Never got push notifications of recommended posts. Started getting a ton of them the last few days. Checked all my settings and there's no reason for them to be coming to me, but yet they come. Anyone else seeing this. Instagram does this to me too. I turned off specific notifications within the app. Kept getting the notifications. Makes me wonder if there's something the smartphone APIs that is broken.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:24 |
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Tesseraction posted:The creditors can call time on their credit if there's a legally solid reason to believe their return on investment isn't going to be honoured. If Musk can't pay them back he forfeits either Tesla stock or Twitter. Yeah, it was back when Tesla stock plummeted. Since he used a big chunk of stock as collateral for the loan, if the stock is suddenly worth half of what it originally did they can demand he pay a hefty percentage of the difference immediately.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:26 |
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He should start a private stock market and sell Twitter stock to high tier verified users
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:36 |
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I mean twitter does have fundamental value greater than any monetary amount. In that it's a propaganda line direct into the public consciousness and in that all politicos, businesses as journalists are essentially forced to use it. Can't turn that into cash though, while political actors can definitely shuffle useful idiot Musk around indefinitely. Banks lose, new axis of evil wins!
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:40 |
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twitterphone is live
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:06 |
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i love that new features are now announced by unaffiliated elon fans rather than like, you know, a company account run by a sales team
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:18 |
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kazil posted:
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:19 |
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discord eventually bans its nazis
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:19 |
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why is a non* company account announcing features and musk reply guying it?
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:20 |
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PhazonLink posted:why is a non* company account announcing features and musk reply guying it? Because they are Elon's puppet accounts
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:20 |
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you can't do online banking on discord
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:22 |
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Sir Tonk posted:also it makes you sterile only if you're not white, if you're white it makes you extra virile
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:23 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:He should start a private stock market and sell Twitter stock to high tier verified users In fact, Elon should start his own country. With his own infrastructure system. And laws. And sovereignty. And all his fans can live there with him. Preferably on Devon Island, or somewhere else in the Arctic archipelago and far away from normal people.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 23:31 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Does anyone else remember when Elon briefly talked about maybe making his own smart phones, and then for like several days, his fans were gushing about how they just couldn't wait to buy their Tesla phone, and how awesome it was going to be and how much better it was going to be than iOS or Android, like this was a very real thing that was happening? Yeah, I forgot about it until you brought it up but I clearly remember it happening. It was hilarious
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 00:28 |
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Can't wait for Tesla to just randomly get all it's value back and then some for virtually no reason like it did over the course of the spring and summer this year. All he has to do is just get up on a stage and promise a whole bunch of crazy poo poo again and investors will just believe him wholesale and it'll rally because the guy just get's an endless extension on credibility that he doesn't deserve at all like any right wing nutjob with money does these days.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 00:33 |
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lol for the video calls poo poo Twitter made it default to allow anyone to call you, you have to go into settings and turn it off
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 00:59 |
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AlmightyBob posted:lol for the video calls poo poo Twitter made it default to allow anyone to call you, you have to go into settings and turn it off big deal that's how a phone works and you have no problem using those
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:00 |
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Ya got me there
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:01 |
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ben shapino posted:big deal that's how a phone works and you have no problem using those i dislike using them quite a bit
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:03 |
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that is how phones work. and, like x, it has become an infrastructure used almost exclusively by scammers and bots
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:06 |
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elon will invent a new phone that is cooler than the iphone
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:10 |
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he will call it the xylophone
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:10 |
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Strategic Tea posted:I mean twitter does have fundamental value greater than any monetary amount. In that it's a propaganda line direct into the public consciousness and in that all politicos, businesses as journalists are essentially forced to use it. Elon is working hard on that problem. Soon it will be as irrelevant and cloistered as Truth Social and he can move on to screwing something else up.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:38 |
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ben shapino posted:The other Twitter owners should yank Elon's arms and legs off
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:49 |
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He'd just post something cringe like "Buying Twitter cost me an arm and a leg!!!!!"
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:51 |
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now the #sports are calling you!
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:55 |
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It's... beautiful.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:56 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 07:52 |
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#sports https://twitter.com/celtics/status/1717360486683955428
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 03:17 |