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Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
hell is empty and all the cybertruks are here

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

spaceblancmange posted:

elon musk has died of posting fever

What a way to go out. King.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1716857697490862546

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I regret to inform everybody, there has been unconfirmed reports Musk has been posting from beyond the grave.


:(

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://x.com/bloombergasia/status/1717149921839645072

sudden craving for pizza and I'm not sure why

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngY37er415Q

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
So has anyone confirmed if it really doesn't have airbags

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

he’s gonna post IMG-timeline before the end of the year

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

dr_rat posted:

Is your kingdom worth more or less than 100K on todays market?

Cos I either have good or bad news for you.

its all bad news

either your poor, or you traded your kingdom for a cybertruck

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Can't wait till he realizes he can post what he bought during the holidays like goons do for steam sale hauls

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Squinky v2.0 posted:

he’s gonna post IMG-timeline before the end of the year

would posting that post here count as a bannable offense

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Elon can't die

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Caedes posted:

With a bluetick blocker Twitter is pretty ok again



lol owns

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

Circle Nine posted:

break the wiper blade off the cybertruk and then they won't be able to drive it for 6 months because the wiper will be backordered

this is absolutely true but be careful out there and only break the wiper on your own cybertruck and no one elses

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Let that sink in.

And the Bloomberg attacks begin in 5...4...3...

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!
remebmer when he said the dog was the ceo

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

tenderjerk posted:

remebmer when he said the dog was the ceo

he is the dog

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

tenderjerk posted:

remebmer when he said the dog was the ceo

That is not a nice thing to say about her!

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!




Please note that Elon will point out shortly that BloombergASIA is posting blatant lies and disinformation.

In fact, Twitter is doing better than ever, with revenue and unregretted user minutes soaring, advertisers flocking back in droves and the perfect number of employees to run the company like a well-oiled machine.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
https://youtu.be/ItOgcdOqT0U?si=7C1LRMEB8q7su2s2

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


if only we lived in the alternate world where he bought ytmnd....

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/RepSantosNY03/status/1717195062352773298

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

tenderjerk posted:

remebmer when he said the dog was the ceo

arse-sniffing room only and the stick was real! #walkies

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000



lol owned

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

How do you steal money from donors? They gave you their money already.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

In Training posted:

How do you steal money from donors? They gave you their money already.

Keep charging their credit cards for more money.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

In Training posted:

How do you steal money from donors? They gave you their money already.

You charge their credit card multiple times after they give you their info.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1717224338657575385?s=20

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Another thing for the everything app

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



This will bring the advertisers back.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
premium forcible DMs coming any day now

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Dr. Killjoy posted:

premium forcible DMs coming any day now

this was already pitched as a Blue feature early on I think lol

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Filthy Hans posted:

you can also get ripped off buying a new car by dealer markups, that money doesn't go to the OEM

A little while ago Ford announced they were going to a direct to consumer model for selling their EVs, and it was fun to watch dealership associations do stuff like put out TikTok videos trying to convince the public to feel bad for them. Because you totally need dealerships for…reasons?

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

lol, if you select “no thanks” on the popup and reopen the app, it still has calling enabled.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

CubanMissile posted:

lol, if you select “no thanks” on the popup and reopen the app, it still has calling enabled.

how else is he gonna get ahold of groimes?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

CubanMissile posted:

A little while ago Ford announced they were going to a direct to consumer model for selling their EVs, and it was fun to watch dealership associations do stuff like put out TikTok videos trying to convince the public to feel bad for them. Because you totally need dealerships for…reasons?

Yeah I bought a new car a couple years ago and it was basically an internet order with a middleman trying to upsell me. I guess the lady that pulled up all the stuff I had to digitally sign on their computer and the guy who screwed in my plates were helpful.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

cool, I can steal more passwords with wav and mov files.

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

CubanMissile posted:

lol, if you select “no thanks” on the popup and reopen the app, it still has calling enabled.

No thanks, I don't want to go to settings

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
musk demodded Twitter and that's epic af

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Why isn’t there an Elon Jr.?

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