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lmao
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silicone thrills posted:Gross Attorney story: I used to work in an IT helpdesk and one day one of the attorneys dropped off his laptop bag via his assistant with no information other than "there's something wrong with it" ghost emoji posted:Hello sir, I- *briefcase full of ants falls open* McGavin posted:Your honour, I'd like to file a formicus brief.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 11:11 |
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sebmojo posted:yeah, there's a reddit post citing an LF poster that was dated Aug 2009 so the one I found is definitely a quote. The search continues. Ayyy Jeff found it https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3154974&pagenumber=40&perpage=40#post363694598 A 2009 LF post from randomnoise
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 11:27 |
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sebmojo posted:Ayyy Jeff found it
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 12:14 |
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Here's another classicDAD LOST MY IPOD posted:Riyadh- Controversy erupted amid the White House Press Corps today as White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer denied reports that President Donald Trump touched the dreadful Orb to gain its power.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 12:26 |
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This caused me physical pain. eta: don't get me wrong, it was spectacular, but Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 13:59 on Oct 25, 2023 |
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If I knew, how to save a life
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 14:07 |
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While we're on classic long posts, the F-35 one always stuck with me:Trochanter posted:Major Laurier had picked the wrong day to change meth dealers.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 14:09 |
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"In the distance, a beaver roared" has lived in my head for years at this point.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 14:37 |
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sebmojo posted:Ayyy Jeff found it randomnoise posted:this is the dumbest loving thing ever
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 15:46 |
Platystemon posted:2:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. These political story posts are some of my favorite. There are at least two more "sequels" to this one. The Strom Thurmond lich posts are art and I believe there were some Mitchbot posts that were pretty good. Also yea "in the distance a beaver roared" is one of the best sentences ever posted on these dead forums. We just really don't get these type of quality posts like we used to, I miss those days.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 15:52 |
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I have vague memories of reading the 'Romney Death Rally' posts but I forget if that was an entire thread or people just posting away around the 2012 GOP convention.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 17:55 |
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Perestroika posted:While we're on classic long posts, the F-35 one always stuck with me: You can't post this and then not post the Marine CAS as well, they're like peanut butter and jelly. quote:I'll give it a shot: Was able to find it easily because my first post in the thread was requesting both of them
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 18:00 |
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D-Pad posted:These political story posts are some of my favorite. There are at least two more "sequels" to this one. The Strom Thurmond lich posts are art and I believe there were some Mitchbot posts that were pretty good. There's also the Jesse Helms obituary, but that one is, uh, reflective of an older forums culture
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 19:14 |
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haveblue posted:There's also the Jesse Helms obituary, but that one is, uh, reflective of an older forums culture It's still one of the all time greats, I have to say.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 19:18 |
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haveblue posted:There's also the Jesse Helms obituary, but that one is, uh, reflective of an older forums culture All the slurs?
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Biplane posted:It's still one of the all time greats, I have to say.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 19:50 |
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haveblue posted:There's also the Jesse Helms obituary, but that one is, uh, reflective of an older forums culture quote:autopsy-turvey posted: Censored/edited for obvious reasons
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 20:46 |
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There's a whole lot of it that I will not loving post, but:quote:Helms, known to friends and slaves alike as an unredeemed racist, was famous in the Senate for his passionate defense of segregation, opposition to the civil and voting rights acts, and his black crusade against the sun and all things which draw life from it. And quote:Here on Earth Helms will be remembered as a southern gentleman, a family man, and the kind of guy that’ll eventually turn out to have dozens of child sized skeletons buried in his yard and whose family members when interviewed will say they thought he just liked collecting tiny shoes. Are both absolute bangers.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 20:48 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Censored/edited for obvious reasons Mods/Admins please make the new title a phrase from this post
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:27 |
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Funny Forum Quotes: Censored/edited for obvious reasons
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:33 |
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Biplane posted:Funny Forum Quotes: Censored/edited for obvious reasons
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:39 |
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Hope you're happy now
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 21:55 |
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I’m pleased with this outcome, yes
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:00 |
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All of those and nobody posted the rubella vaccination?quote:King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:16 |
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Pay raise for hardworking Moderators? Mr. Camanator posted:It goes without saying (but I'll go ahead and say it anyway): the moderators on these forums (https://www.somethingawful.com/forums) do a lot for this community. One could even say their job is "necessary". They spend countless errors maintaining the high levels of quality posts we know and love from such sub-forums as "General Bullshit" and others.
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:24 |
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Post the one where the baby's have tattoos and i think uncle sam yells kill baby kill
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# ? Oct 25, 2023 22:40 |
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emgeejay posted:https://twitter.com/juchemane/status/1659768759500824576?s=61&t=0u0iPLgsrw9rb7UXErdBQA hatty posted:Was that written by an AI? Riptor posted:AI Jean
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 07:06 |
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duz posted:see how far he's stretching it? i can only open mine like this big around
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Here's another classic
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 08:14 |
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Breetai posted:Are both absolute bangers. The tiny shoes is cribbing from a Bill Hicks bit about Helms.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 08:59 |
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SplitSoul posted:The tiny shoes is cribbing from a Bill Hicks bit about Helms. Thank you, I was wracking my brain trying to remember where I heard it from.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 09:23 |
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SplitSoul posted:The tiny shoes is cribbing from a Bill Hicks bit about Helms. Who bought Denis Leary a account?
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 10:11 |
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Pen Expers posted:I have vague memories of reading the 'Romney Death Rally' posts but I forget if that was an entire thread or people just posting away around the 2012 GOP convention. #RomneyDeathRally was mostly a Twitter thing, but a lot of the real bangers got quoted/screenshotted on the forums.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 13:23 |
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Ah that makes sense, I wasn't finding much with search.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 17:15 |
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Pen Expers posted:Ah that makes sense, I wasn't finding much with search. search doesn’t work on archives so you may be missing the specific thing you remember cause of that
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Chris Knight posted:never heard a person irl say "sexy" jesus WEP posted:wish i could say i was surprised, but
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's ripped but also thicc Tighclops posted:you never go rear end to moth
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 20:27 |
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SplitSoul posted:The tiny shoes is cribbing from a Bill Hicks bit about Helms. Yeah it's a fun quote but that part always pisses me off.
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Bill Hicks would be a QAnon if he was alive today.
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