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Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
Sean Bean survives in Civilisation 6

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah it's not ideal but the monsters are well done and it hits the nail on the head with the weird hosed up sexual pathology element.

It actually feels like the games, not some weird game of telephone.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Dabir posted:

Can't decide whether this joke is more or less funny thanks to the right wing literally kicking off about that

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a43158415/hersheys-boycott-her-for-she-bars/



better than the white pride skittles

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Obliterati posted:

Sean Bean survives in Civilisation 6

Death Stranding, too

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

Obliterati posted:

Sean Bean survives in Civilisation 6

We regret to inform you

https://www.pcgamer.com/watch-sean-bean-find-out-that-he-dies-in-the-civilization-6-launch-trailer/

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


God I love this scene in Ronin.

https://youtu.be/OrZB5n0tNAI?si=8LYXaWKl-hMJrdHz

“I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!”

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

This is what I get for skipping the opening cutscene

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...
If I'm gonna just drop in and talk Sean Bean poo poo I should contribute













Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
In a scene from Ronin that was cut you see 2 guys escort Sean Bean's character from the warehouse. It's not explicit but it does a great job that he's likely not going to be alive later.

Also in The Martian it's his career at NASA that dies, but it's a noble death as it saves Matt Damon. He even gets to enjoy golf with his son in early retirement!

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...
Awwww for years I have been touting Ronin as one of the few movies where Sean Bean doesn't die, and now it looks like it's just another example of how I'm always wrong

:(

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Sheen Bean even dies in a poo poo Saint Seiya movie that came out this year. He does apparently survive, however, in a poo poo Snow White comedy made in 2012.




root beer has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Oct 25, 2023

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Bart Simpson probably does have better advice to offer than noted insane person Nietzsche

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Brawnfire posted:

I can never see "Sean Bean" without first trying to pronounce both like "bean" and then both like "Sean"

it's pronounced "sword"

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Brawnfire posted:

I can never see "Sean Bean" without first trying to pronounce both like "bean" and then both like "Sean"

His real name is Shaun so he's doing this all just to gently caress with you

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Captain Splendid posted:

His real name is Shaun so he's doing this all just to gently caress with you

Shaun Bhaun?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Seans is Beans

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pronounced the same as Vaughn.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

That woman from Mega Man Legends?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I've Shaun you my Beans, pls respond.

TenTimesLessByOne
Aug 15, 2022

Johannes Bohne

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Shaun Bohn Jovi

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


nullandvoid posted:

I know that he was in Ronin but I do not remember him dying in that movie.

He also doesn't die on The Martian. However his character was assassinated in the translation from the book to the movie.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
press X to Sean Bean

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Sean Bean also dies in the Final Fantasy 15 tie-in movie, poor guy can't catch a break

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Montague Tigg posted:

press X to Sean Bean

Still one of the funniest glitches in video game history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


gently caress it, this is now a Sean Bean appreciation thread.



https://i.imgur.com/lQkD4ts.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/Fs0cILT.gifv



https://i.imgur.com/NCH0UBT.mp4







https://i.imgur.com/uAqsgYB.gifv





Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/mheLEcp.mp4

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


that's a ban, fucko

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Speaking of Sean Bean: All the episodes of Snowpiercer Season 4 have been recorded a while ago but it seems to be stuck in some sort of licensing hell.

I hope they will see the light of day sometime during my lifetime. It's a good series.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Carbon dioxide posted:

Speaking of Sean Bean: All the episodes of Snowpiercer Season 4 have been recorded a while ago but it seems to be stuck in some sort of licensing hell.

I hope they will see the light of day sometime during my lifetime. It's a good series.

it sucks rear end (pejorative)

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Imagine how much more there would be if she spun it down properly first

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Carbon dioxide posted:

Speaking of Sean Bean: All the episodes of Snowpiercer Season 4 have been recorded a while ago but it seems to be stuck in some sort of licensing hell.

I hope they will see the light of day sometime during my lifetime. It's a good series.

It's not very good, but I will watch more of it if it ever comes out.

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

Interesting that someone claimed Shaft couldn’t solve the Death Note. Looks like he’s taking the fight to the source :colbert:

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


Oh my god.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


it seems that boromir took the southern route and survived, but gandalf the grey still died in moria

but why would pippin still have joined the guard if he didn't feel sorry for boromir's death?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
All of us thinkin bout thos beans. All day every day.

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Android Apocalypse posted:

In a scene from Ronin that was cut you see 2 guys escort Sean Bean's character from the warehouse. It's not explicit but it does a great job that he's likely not going to be alive later.

Yeah, I'm kind of glad that was cut. It's much better in the actual cinematic cut, when he sheepishly goes to get into the van with the rest of the team, only to have the team lead hand him some money and tell him something the effect of "you had better forget us, because we are not going to forget you"

The implication being that he's not even worth killing. They can be assured that he'll spend the rest of his life basically hiding in the shadows, knowing how much of a fuckup he is.

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