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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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"humanitarian pauses" has real energy

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah like half time on mass murder, jesus.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

I dunno that I would call it enlightened any more than I would being able to use a toilet instead of making GBS threads in your pants.

It's just like, unless all you personally do is talk poo poo about other people why would you assume everyone else is constantly talking poo poo and specifically about you?

Because I know I deserve it

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Let's all stop for a genocide breather

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Time out lads need to get our poo poo carriers deployed to the med.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Is that how they're dealing with the sewage spills?

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Microplastics posted:

Let's all stop for a genocide breather

Think that's still the Holocaust.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Taj_Ali1/status/1717227834341572825

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Can't believe kier starmer is waiting for the outcome before he declares a position, very unlike the man.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

More free ebooks from Verso:

https://www.versobooks.com/en-gb/blogs/news/solidarity-with-palestine-free-resources-and-further-reading

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
tackling the important, real issues
https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1717216883378683982
dear mr. ONS, there are too many trans nowadays. please eliminate half. p.s. i am not a crackpot.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Frantically doing Ctrl-F in census.xls

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Kemi personally inspecting every child's genitals until she's satisfied.

What kind of satisfied? Well she's a Tory.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

domhal posted:

Frantically doing Ctrl-F in census.xls

You mean scrolling down by clicking on the "scroll down" arrow and tallying them up on a piece of paper

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

fuctifino posted:

[
He still hasn't called for a ceasefire. He still hasn't called Israel's genocidal actions the war crimes that they are, and he supports the failed Apartheid two-state solution. I really hope to see a huge wave of resignations...


be our puppet or end up like corbin.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Looks like it's by-election time :toot:
Labour may pick up another seat by not being quite as poo poo as the tories

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

sinky posted:

Looks like it's by-election time :toot:
Labour may pick up another seat by not being quite as poo poo as the tories

I'm right in thinking Labour hasn't announced their candidate for Wellingborough?

What are the odds it's another Keir?

e: the candidate for the 2017 election was a socialist trade unionist and lgbt campaigner, so it won't be her again

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Oct 25, 2023

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I remember watching some inside Westminster programme like I dunno a decade ago. Bone was one of a little trio of cunts that camped out in some corridor to reserve all the spare questions at prime ministers questions just to stop people that had actual causes they were trying to advance.

He was incredibly impressed with himself. Proper bellend.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
whenever i think of him i always think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBxr2_w5ga8

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

killerwhat posted:

I finally got round to writing a will shortly afterwards so I wrote that Helvegen should be played at my funeral :). (Ideally alongside Type O Negative - Everything Dies but I didn’t add that bit)
I've got my big 3 planned:

Videotape by Radiohead as everyone's going in / being seated,
Dogs and Horses by the Divine Comedy as the coffin is being loaded into the cannon,
On the Nature of Daylight by Max Richter at the end.

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Apraxin posted:

tackling the important, real issues
https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1717216883378683982
dear mr. ONS, there are too many trans nowadays. please eliminate half. p.s. i am not a crackpot.

If I recall the number of trans women in the last census was under 50 thousand nation wide. As in not enough to fill out a large stadium. I’ve kept that in mind because it draws into sharp relief how absurd Sunaks remarks about being “bullied” into accepting a man can become a woman etc really are that a group who number such are apparently able to bully the population this way. The motive for trying to establish that it’s even less is very ???

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1717265569026539957

That was attempted murder.

We are sadly going to see a lot more of this because I can't see any of the politicians trying to dampen this culture war inferno.... :(

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Oct 25, 2023

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

thebardyspoon posted:

Yeah I didn't really think of it as weird at the time but in the last 10 years or so I've come to realise they really crammed Christianity down our throats at the two primary schools I went to. As you say, Hymns and prayers every morning during assembly and there was a weird disconnect where I didn't really think "huh that was really, really religious isn't it?" until much later in life.

It used ro be literally legally mandated to have a religious service twice a week. Muslim kids got to leave during it, I used to be so jealous. Atheism apparently didn't count at least without parental backup.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/lisanandy/status/1717245656421544044



They are probably going to be the council's responsibility to house now, putting yet more strain on their emergency housing budgets

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Speaking of dumb old 90s school poo poo that seemed normal at the time, even my similar-age friends are shocked when I tell them about the standard punishment for naughty kids in my primary. The school, as I said a pretty standard, ostensibly secular state school in an urban area, was an old, since demolished, Victorian building, one of those ones that still had separate (unobserved) 'girls' and 'boys' entrances on either side. The classrooms were all along the sides and fed into a central assembly/PE hall, so all the kids had to go through the hall to get out to the yard at break and lunch.

Anyway, 'naughty' children would often be punished by being forced to sit silent and cross legged in the middle of the hall in one of those hula hoop things you sometimes used in PE over break or lunch for X amount of time depending on the severity of the crime, sometimes split over multiple days. This meant they missed their free time, but also introduced an element of public humiliation, as those who 'got the hoop' were routinely mocked by all of the other children on their way in and out of the building - literally the whole student body. The teachers didn't prevent this, but if the kid in the hoop left or stood or even spoke, they would be yelled at, and if they didn't relent would be threatened with an extension to the sentence. I don't even think we had a separate detention, sometimes there would be like four or five kids just sitting in hoops in the hall, while other kids danced between them ripping the piss out of them until they got moved on by whatever staff member was supervising.

This punishment was not always used sensitively. My brother was given it in like his first week starting in reception because he was being disruptive by being scared and crying. So yeah, not great. I assumed this was a normal kind of thing that 90s schools did for ages, but I've told friends about it, some of whom work with kids, and they've all responded with some variation of :wtc:

Then again this was also the school where the PE teacher forced a girl who forgot her kit to stand outside next to the door facing the wall in her underwear while the rest of the class did their lesson running laps or whatever round the yard, so who knows, maybe it was just an extremely hosed up establishment. I do think he did get in a lot of trouble for that one, at least, iirc, once it got back to the parents.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Oct 25, 2023

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

fuctifino posted:

They are probably going to be the council's responsibility to house now, putting yet more strain on their emergency housing budgets

That's 100% the point.
The Tories have spent several parliaments moving inconvenient expenditures from central government to local government budget lines solely so they can hysterically shriek "We're saving all this money, but look what your local gay trans muslim gypsy council are spending all their money on!!!!! We're trying to make things better!!!!! :qq: :qq: :qq: :qq:

All while shovelling billions of pounds to the bank accounts of their friends.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

massive spider posted:

If I recall the number of trans women in the last census was under 50 thousand nation wide. As in not enough to fill out a large stadium. I’ve kept that in mind because it draws into sharp relief how absurd Sunaks remarks about being “bullied” into accepting a man can become a woman etc really are that a group who number such are apparently able to bully the population this way. The motive for trying to establish that it’s even less is very ???

quote:

The numbers showed around 1.5 million people (3.2 per cent) identified as gay, lesbian, bisexual or as another sexual orientation, while 262,000 (0.5 per cent) reported that their gender identity was not the same as the sex they were assigned at birth.

Within the gender-identity figures, there were an equal number of transgender men and women (about 48,000 each), while 30,000 people said they were non-binary and 18,000 reported they identified with a different gender identity.

Answering the question regarding gender identity, was voluntary, leading advocacy groups to wonder if the figures were actually an underreporting, because those who are not out might fear filling in their gender identity on an official document.

0.5% is broadly in line with what little other measurements have been made so i dunno maybe they're just mad the number isn't 0. The Tory line is that people were confused about what the question meant and claimed that people who don't speak English well didn't understand it, because if you don't understand a voluntary question you'll surely just answer with some random nonsense rather than just ignoring it

Interestingly the Scottish census question was much clearer: "Do you consider yourself to be trans, or have a trans history?" so will be interesting to see how the numbers compare for that whenever it comes out

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

ThomasPaine posted:

Speaking of dumb old 90s school poo poo that seemed normal at the time, even my similar-age friends are shocked when I tell them about the standard punishment for naughty kids in my primary. The school, as I said a pretty standard, ostensibly secular state school in an urban area, was an old, since demolished, Victorian building, one of those ones that still had separate (unobserved) 'girls' and 'boys' entrances on either side. The classrooms were all along the sides and fed into a central assembly/PE hall, so all the kids had to go through the hall to get out to the yard at break and lunch.

Anyway, 'naughty' children would often be punished by being forced to sit silent and cross legged in the middle of the hall in one of those hula hoop things you sometimes used in PE over break or lunch for X amount of time depending on the severity of the crime, sometimes split over multiple days. This meant they missed their free time, but also introduced an element of public humiliation, as those who 'got the hoop' were routinely mocked by all of the other children on their way in and out of the building - literally the whole student body. The teachers didn't prevent this, but if the kid in the hoop left or stood or even spoke, they would be yelled at, and if they didn't relent would be threatened with an extension to the sentence. I don't even think we had a separate detention, sometimes there would be like four or five kids just sitting in hoops in the hall, while other kids danced between them ripping the piss out of them until they got moved on by whatever staff member was supervising.

This punishment was not always used sensitively. My brother was given it in like his first week starting in reception because he was being disruptive by being scared and crying. So yeah, not great. I assumed this was a normal kind of thing that 90s schools did for ages, but I've told friends about it, some of whom work with kids, and they've all responded with some variation of :wtc:

Then again this was also the school where the PE teacher forced a girl who forgot her kit to stand outside next to the door facing the wall in her underwear while the rest of the class did their lesson running laps or whatever round the yard, so who knows, maybe it was just an extremely hosed up establishment. I do think he did get in a lot of trouble for that one, at least, iirc, once it got back to the parents.

My school's version of this was "under the clock", there was a designated spot (literally under the clock in the main hall) where the naughty kid had to stand for the remainder of the lesson period/break time

So weird looking back on it. Prayers and hymns every morning, and a register of the entire school taken by the headmaster. Normal stuff, don't question it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Angepain posted:

Interestingly the Scottish census question was much clearer: "Do you consider yourself to be trans, or have a trans history?" so will be interesting to see how the numbers compare for that whenever it comes out
Didn't they want to avoid using 'trans' too because of 'wokeness' reasons, so they had a half measures question because of that and are now complaining because ???

99% of people didn't understand the question "Large Human Gamete? 🍆[ ] 🍳[ ]" that our focus group of fuckwits we found on X dot com wrote, this is the wokes fault!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/lisanandy/status/1717245656421544044



They are probably going to be the council's responsibility to house now, putting yet more strain on their emergency housing budgets

quote:

She comes from a family with strong political pedigree: her father is the renowned Marxist academic and anti-racism campaigner Dipak Nandy, and her maternal grandfather is Frank Byers, a Liberal MP who later served as the party’s leader in the House of Lords. Nandy grew up in Manchester and Bury after her parents moved north so her father could become deputy director of the new Equal Opportunities Commission. She talks politics a lot with her father, although slightly regrets revealing that he thinks she is rightwing.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I've got my big 3 planned:

Videotape by Radiohead as everyone's going in / being seated,
Dogs and Horses by the Divine Comedy as the coffin is being loaded into the cannon,
On the Nature of Daylight by Max Richter at the end.

All great choices.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Conservative MPs, and I suspect a few Labour ones, look at Sir Keir Starmer and think 'how on earth is this constipated clunker so far ahead in opinion polls?'

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I can understand rebelling against your parents, but imagine rebelling against your parents to become a New Labour MP. Punk rock to these people is going on TV and saying "let me be clear" and following it up with gibberish. Its staring in front of the mirror and practicing the phrase "now is not the time". Or in Nandy's case, its trying to triangulate a position where you can endorse ethnic cleansing while not alienating the base.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

ThomasPaine posted:

Speaking of dumb old 90s school poo poo that seemed normal at the time, even my similar-age friends are shocked when I tell them about the standard punishment for naughty kids in my primary. The school, as I said a pretty standard, ostensibly secular state school in an urban area, was an old, since demolished, Victorian building, one of those ones that still had separate (unobserved) 'girls' and 'boys' entrances on either side. The classrooms were all along the sides and fed into a central assembly/PE hall, so all the kids had to go through the hall to get out to the yard at break and lunch.

Anyway, 'naughty' children would often be punished by being forced to sit silent and cross legged in the middle of the hall in one of those hula hoop things you sometimes used in PE over break or lunch for X amount of time depending on the severity of the crime, sometimes split over multiple days. This meant they missed their free time, but also introduced an element of public humiliation, as those who 'got the hoop' were routinely mocked by all of the other children on their way in and out of the building - literally the whole student body. The teachers didn't prevent this, but if the kid in the hoop left or stood or even spoke, they would be yelled at, and if they didn't relent would be threatened with an extension to the sentence. I don't even think we had a separate detention, sometimes there would be like four or five kids just sitting in hoops in the hall, while other kids danced between them ripping the piss out of them until they got moved on by whatever staff member was supervising.

This punishment was not always used sensitively. My brother was given it in like his first week starting in reception because he was being disruptive by being scared and crying. So yeah, not great. I assumed this was a normal kind of thing that 90s schools did for ages, but I've told friends about it, some of whom work with kids, and they've all responded with some variation of :wtc:



I went to a lovely minor boarding school that beat kids for stuff and I'm still looking at yours and thinking what the christ.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

It was still legal for teachers to assault children when I was at primary school, and I remember one teacher who had a literal family of different sized wooden spoons on display behind his desk, all with drawn on happy faces and wool hair. The spoons were decorated by pupils of old as punishment and they all had names.

The harsher the punishment, the bigger the spoon and the number of strikes, and he made you bend over his knee while he inflicted the punishment [TW: bad stuff] which I was told fairly recently was so that he could judge which pupils had the reaction he was looking for

I tried looking him up to see what happened to him, but the trail went cold sometime after the millenium when he suddenly resigned all his various community positions "for personal reasons" and vanished off the face of the planet.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

fuctifino posted:

It was still legal for teachers to assault children when I was at primary school, and I remember one teacher who had a literal family of different sized wooden spoons on display behind his desk, all with drawn on happy faces and wool hair. The spoons were decorated by pupils of old as punishment and they all had names.

The harsher the punishment, the bigger the spoon and the number of strikes, and he made you bend over his knee while he inflicted the punishment [TW: bad stuff] which I was told fairly recently was so that he could judge which pupils had the reaction he was looking for

I tried looking him up to see what happened to him, but the trail went cold sometime after the millenium when he suddenly resigned all his various community positions "for personal reasons" and vanished off the face of the planet.

Corporal punishment in the UK only became illegal in 1986 in state schools and in private schools from 1998 (England & Wales) 2000 (Scotland) 2003 (Northern Ireland).

I remember in the 60s at school there was one boy in our class who was caned every single day. I even remember his face but not his name.
The headmaster kept a cane in his study, but many of the kids had their palms rapped with rulers every day.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


I remember the punishment meted out by the teachers supervising outdoor play time at primary school was to be told to go and stand facing the wall. They seemed confused when a large group of us would regularly go and do this without being asked. If other kids asked us why what we'd done, for some reason the answer was always "I froze the teacher's nose".

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

eat your meat and you can have pudding

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

I'm probably going to be the last person in my family to die, so pauper's funeral for me.

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Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


It was legal in NZ through the 80s, when I was about 10 the kids got wind of the debate because the school was going to use it on the naughty girl in class after trying everything else. Entirely different from the class that had lighting reflexes from raising their desk lids up before they caught a chalk bullet in the forehead.

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