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Rep. My Johnson
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While working at Alliance Defending Freedom, he wrote a prominent amicus brief opposing the eventual U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Lawrence v. Texas (2003), which overturned state laws that criminalized consensual same-sex relationships.[10] In 2004 he defended Louisiana Amendment 1, which defined marriage as between one man and one woman within the Louisiana Constitution, against legal challenges. Johnson is a professor at Liberty University and teaches classes at the Helms School of Government. Johnson came to some prominence in the late 1990s when he and his wife appeared on television to promote new laws in Louisiana allowing covenant marriages, under which divorce is much more difficult to obtain than in no-fault divorce. liberty university lol
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lmao what the gently caress is this "A covenant marriage agreement may not be dissolved, rescinded, or otherwise terminated by the mutual consent of the spouses," reads the relevant portion of Louisiana state law. Louisiana became the first state to pass a law to create covenant marriages in 1997, and Arizona and Arkansas later followed suit. It remains a relatively rare arrangement, with only 2% of Louisiana couples opting into it. "My wife and I both come from traditional Christian households," Johnson told ABC in 2005. "My own parents are divorced. As anyone who goes through that knows, that was a traumatic thing for our whole family. I'm a big proponent of marriage and fidelity and all the things that go with it, and I've seen firsthand the devastation [divorce] can cause." Johnson's wife, Kelly, told ABC that the arrangement "shows me that he wants it to be forever." "I think that it would be a pretty big red flag if you asked your mate or your fiancé, 'Let's do a covenant marriage,' and they said they don't really want to do that," said Kelly Johnson. so this is pretty stupid because the full faith and credit clause of the constitution obligates louisiana to recognize the divorce judgments of other states
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I think the world is ready for a Sacred Band style football team.
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shackleford posted:lmao what the gently caress is this well that's politics sorted, we can all go home now! edit: 
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Representative Mike Rotch
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Oct 26, 2023 13:33
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Oct 26, 2023 13:34
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I am better than your kids. NEW UPDATES EVERY WEEK! If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:  Megan, age 4 First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F  Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong rear end in a top hat. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F  Lisa, age 6 Holy poo poo, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F  Cameron, age 4 Terrible. F  Bryce, age 10 This one wouldn't be too bad if the color were kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but... F I win. When I go into work next, I'm going to surprise all my co-workers and put up pictures of myself instead of their ugly kids and their inane drawings. More crappy children's art work: Crappy art #1 Crappy art #2 More updates! 9,121,519 stupid kids tried stepping to my iNsAne skills and got 0wned.
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Oct 26, 2023 14:34
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was going to ask if this was a maddox from 2004 but the image hosting is still in place
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those are cute pic sait 
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AnimeIsTrash posted:I am better than your kids.
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Oct 26, 2023 14:55
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boy this Maddox guy sure is angry huh
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:boy this Maddox guy sure is angry huh malding? 
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Thanks for highlighting front page content AIT
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shackleford posted:so this is pretty stupid because the full faith and credit clause of the constitution obligates louisiana to recognize the divorce judgments of other states The same is true of gay marriage and we still had to have a supreme court case over it.
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Baked beans are amazing. However, they don’t belong on pizza.
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Oct 26, 2023 17:05
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Lowtax rotting in the ground and Maddox still thriving. Maddoxheads just keep on winning.
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We should eat more dessert beans like they do in Asia.
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Oct 26, 2023 17:08
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real dearth of moinmoin options around here
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Maddox is how I got into Something Awful, I will never forgive him
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Lowtax rotting in the ground and Maddox still thriving. Maddoxheads just keep on winning. Eric Bauman laughs
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More crappy children's art work NEW UPDATES EVERY WEEK! The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:  Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the poo poo-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of poo poo. F  Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F  Jason, age 6 This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random poo poo onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F  Seth, age 4 Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F  Kelly, age 9 This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your poo poo and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their poo poo outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F I can't believe how much I rule. More crappy children's art work: Crappy art #1 Crappy art #2 More updates! 8,511,154 stupid kids tried stepping to my elite skills and got their poo poo ruined.
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UwU
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Oct 26, 2023 18:52
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malding computer toucher. no wonder ait can empathize with him so much.
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Oct 26, 2023 18:54
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This guy is sick of the internet's poo poo
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ArmedZombie posted:malding computer toucher. no wonder ait can empathize with him so much. 😂
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Oct 26, 2023 18:59
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mad again huh
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ArmedZombie posted:mad again huh 😂
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Oct 26, 2023 19:01
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The man has a gunt.
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ArmedZombie posted:mad again huh 
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Oct 26, 2023 19:21
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I'm glad Maddox was just dumb and obnoxious instead of the modern incel crap, otherwise I would have been way more justifiably embarrassed about my teens
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this inspired me to go look at his website, his last article is not even an attempt at humor, but instead a summary of a clash he had with a vice reporter, fun stuff!
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So jinx totally got killed by the cia and replaced right? There's supposedly been a new jinx/crack connoisseur for a while but he's noticeably different in style/content and a thousand percent less good.
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