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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Wise fwum yor gwave

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Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010


lmfao

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Remembered NKOTB the other day and thought what if it's all five?

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
What’s o and b

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe

stump collector
May 28, 2007

they cant keep getting away with this

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/mywheelhouseftw/status/1717444612158292338?t=1hZ9ehqcFGWxJA2pA-hdww&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Lmao the piss bottle

https://twitter.com/bintcrubbs/status/1717418728042668358?t=uYXepz6ZE3vKYKYdQWd-BA&s=19

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Lol

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
NIIIIIIICE PENIS BILLLLYY

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
next door jimmy made me suck his dick!

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

next door jimmy made me suck his dick!

I’m not offended but I have to go

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

OBAMNA PHONE posted:

NIIIIIIICE PENIS BILLLLYY

IT’S THE WOOOOOORLD SERIES OF BILLY’S PENIS

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

and I guess they were playing Titanic in there or whatever

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i’m looking for someone to give me the sweetboy jimmie treatment

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Tom DeLongpenis

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

blink-1488

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

FishBowlRobot posted:

I’m not offended but I have to go

God this was so funny

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

ben shapino posted:

and I guess they were playing Titanic in there or whatever

Makes what I was doing to the computer not so bad

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
who was it that taped a laser pointer to his glasses to shine in the speds' eyes

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Just a lovely kid nick went to school with

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

what did you loving fart you IDIOT

go back to supporting my life



farting rear end bitch

ben shapino fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Oct 27, 2023

net work error
Feb 26, 2011



How many x's are we thinking for that jersey

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

ben shapino posted:



farting rear end bitch

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

net work error posted:



How many x's are we thinking for that jersey

i bet it's like actual football player sized

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i bet it's like actual football player sized

Offensive Lineman Medium

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

net work error posted:



How many x's are we thinking for that jersey

it’s big enough that he almost looks normal fat behind it so probably a concerning amount

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

ben shapino posted:



farting rear end bitch

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
imagine being too fat for a football jersey

all wearing jncos like they're just normal shorts

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Ton Jeremy

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


nice

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
that jersey is the size of a fuckin pirate ship sail and it still looks like it would be a challenge to get stavros's head through the collar

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Holy poo poo this happened to me a couple days ago and I never thought I would have the right context to tell anyone.


'Ginger'.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Been walking around all like

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Holy poo poo this happened to me a couple days ago and I never thought I would have the right context to tell anyone.


'Ginger'.

:eyepop:

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

yowza

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



UwUnabomber posted:

God this was so funny

What are some other “young Nick” stories?

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Well, a guy sucked his dick

Real talk I always loved the one where he is just a relentless piece of poo poo to his mom for just like being a mom and it was such a real insight

majour333 fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Oct 27, 2023

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Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

majour333 posted:

Real talk I always loved the one where he is just a relentless piece of poo poo to his mom for just like being a mom and it was such a real insight

this was me and all my lovely little white trash boyhood friends

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