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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

WrasslorMonkey posted:

- Rebranded as 𝕏.
- Launched the beta of audio/video calling.
- Improved the live streaming quality.
- Launched Ad revenue share program for the creators.
- Started paying the creators twice in a month.
- Paid ~$20 million dollars to creators.
- Creators have 10x since June.
- Time spent on Communities increased by 300%
- ~550 million monthly active users
- ~500 million posts everyday
- ~100 billion + impressions every day
- 1.5 million sign ups everyday (up 4% from last year)
- People are spending 14% more time on X
- Ninety percent of the top 100 advertisers have returned to X
- Video views 90% up as compared to last year.
- Introduced recruitment / jobs feature for verified organizations.
- Announced that full open source algorithm will go live soon.
- Reached a new all-time high of user-seconds.
- Improved ad experience
- Increased group chat size to 200 people.
- Launched 𝕏 Pro
- Announced the retirement of Circles feature.
- Lowered the eligibility threshold for ads revenue sharing from 15M to 5M
- Rolling out vertical video ads for brands.
- Rolled in pic-in-pic feature for videos on web.
- Improved communities experience
- Announced the removal of tweepcred system.
- Added live streams on the top bar of the feed.
- Improved live streaming & tested game streaming.
- Launched the immersive video player.
- Made the process of reporting a post easier.
- Launched job cards under recruitment feature for verified business organizations.
- Improved the UI by removing headings from the links
- Announced the ability of group calling on 𝕏
- Renamed 𝕏 Blue to 𝕏 Premium
- Announced the removal of block feature except for DMs.
- Major upgrades to videos and media.
- Announced that the company is close to break-even financially.
- Secured money transmission license in multiple states for 𝕏 payments.
- Introduced video downloads for verified users.
- Testing not a bot program in New Zealand and the Philippines to fight bots
- Added an ability to limit replies to verified users only
- Launched expanded bios on the web
- Made communities accessible in more countries
- Added ID verification on web.
- Added an ability to hide likes.
- Added a tab for verified followers on user profiles.
- Added an ability to accept dms from verified users only to prevent spam.
- Introduced dm support for the ad customers.
- Announced that 𝕏 will fund legal representation for users fired from their jobs for their 𝕏 activity.
- Included posts from communities in for you feed.
- Renamed notes feature to articles that will have no character limits.
- Added highlights tab to the profiles.
- Improved account analytics.
- Linda Yaccarino joined as new CEO.
- Elon Musk to continue working on product design & new technology.
- Launched early version of encrypted dms.
- Added an ability for community admins to spotlight their community in the profile.
- Reduced child sexual abuse material by around 95% since the acquisition.
- Introduced voice dms & tweets.
- Introduced highlights tab on profiles.
- 90% of the bot accounts are now deleted.
- Introduced an ability to upload long videos.
- Improved advertisement & brand safety.
- Updated the auto-reply to their press email to "we will get back to you soon"
- Introduced formatting for long form posts.
- Extended the community notes availability to more countries.
- Introduced individual reply to dms & custom emoji reactions.
- Started recruiting.
- Launched faster playback & mini player for videos.
- Added an ability to allow dms from subs only.
- Continued Ux/Ui improvements.
- Added list search feature to web.
- Reached 550 million+ total active users.
- Released subscriptions for creators.
- Open sourced the code for recommended tweets.
- Removed legacy checkmarks.
- Prioritized the verified accounts to fight spam & bots.
- Added air play button for videos on iOS
- Incorporated as X corp.
- Added an ability to fast forward/rewind videos on 𝕏.
- Became the most downloaded & #1 news app in multiple countries.
- Improved ad relevance.
- All time low hate speech levels.
- Removed child porn.
- Introduced rate limits to prevent data scraping.
- Added fast forward/ backward feature to videos.
- Launched subscriber only replies.
- Launched spaces on web.
- Added an ability to hide the blue checkmark.
- Reduced scam accounts.
- Most of top 100 advertisers have now returned to spending on ads.
- Released new features in the shortest time period in X's history.
- Improved engagements for advertisers.
- Exposed truth via Twitter files.
- Removed censorship.
- Restored free speech.
- Launched long form tweets.
- Introduced Multiple organization affiliate badges.
- Announced the discontinuity of Twitter circles feature.
- Improved post analytics.
- Community notes debunking propaganda & misstatements.
- Introduced verified badges for organizations.
- Tipping, Payments, ability to edit video clips within the app, new features for live streams, feature to gift X premium subscription, X video app for Smart TVs, Account status (ability to check if a user is shadow-banned and a reason for the same), Translation feature for videos, ability to rewind the live spaces, improved media tab on profiles, ability to sort posts and comments, semantic A.I. Search, ability to change price of subscriptions, global search for Jobs, similar posts, more x premium plans, live streaming via PS5/XBOX, Removal of Interaction counts from main timeline coming soon.

repeating that you removed a bunch of CSAM to pad your list of genius innovations ftw

ben shapino has issued a correction as of 01:11 on Oct 27, 2023

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red19fire
May 26, 2010

‘Paid creators twice in a month’ seems like very specific wording.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

quote:

- Introduced rate limits to prevent data scraping.

lol

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I ain't reading that

read my lips: no noob taxes

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I ain't reading that

Sorry here is the real list

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WrasslorMonkey has issued a correction as of 02:07 on Oct 27, 2023

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



"fuckwater taffy"

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

red19fire posted:

‘Paid creators twice in a month’ seems like very specific wording.

'once in a blue moon'

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
ejaculite

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

spaceblancmange posted:

'once in a blue moon'

I'll add it to the list

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Doubt

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

epiculate

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


yet still not as good as AliExpress or Microsoft Edge

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

blaze your glory

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

spaceblancmange posted:

blaze your glory

added

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


ben shapino posted:

repeating that you removed a bunch of CSAM to pad your list of genius innovations ftw

He personally reinstated a guy who posted CSAM lol

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone




He's having a company all-hands-on-deck at 7:30 pm eastern?

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

you won't care

Elon ftw

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


WrasslorMonkey posted:

- Rebranded as 𝕏.
- Launched the beta of audio/video calling.
- Improved the live streaming quality.
- Launched Ad revenue share program for the creators.
- Started paying the creators twice in a month.
- Paid ~$20 million dollars to creators.
- Creators have 10x since June.
- Time spent on Communities increased by 300%
- ~550 million monthly active users
- ~500 million posts everyday
- ~100 billion + impressions every day
- 1.5 million sign ups everyday (up 4% from last year)
- People are spending 14% more time on X
- Ninety percent of the top 100 advertisers have returned to X
- Video views 90% up as compared to last year.
- Introduced recruitment / jobs feature for verified organizations.
- Announced that full open source algorithm will go live soon.
- Reached a new all-time high of user-seconds.
- Improved ad experience
- Increased group chat size to 200 people.
- Launched 𝕏 Pro
- Announced the retirement of Circles feature.
- Lowered the eligibility threshold for ads revenue sharing from 15M to 5M
- Rolling out vertical video ads for brands.
- Rolled in pic-in-pic feature for videos on web.
- Improved communities experience
- Announced the removal of tweepcred system.
- Added live streams on the top bar of the feed.
- Improved live streaming & tested game streaming.
- Launched the immersive video player.
- Made the process of reporting a post easier.
- Launched job cards under recruitment feature for verified business organizations.
- Improved the UI by removing headings from the links
- Announced the ability of group calling on 𝕏
- Renamed 𝕏 Blue to 𝕏 Premium
- Announced the removal of block feature except for DMs.
- Major upgrades to videos and media.
- Announced that the company is close to break-even financially.
- Secured money transmission license in multiple states for 𝕏 payments.
- Introduced video downloads for verified users.
- Testing not a bot program in New Zealand and the Philippines to fight bots
- Added an ability to limit replies to verified users only
- Launched expanded bios on the web
- Made communities accessible in more countries
- Added ID verification on web.
- Added an ability to hide likes.
- Added a tab for verified followers on user profiles.
- Added an ability to accept dms from verified users only to prevent spam.
- Introduced dm support for the ad customers.
- Announced that 𝕏 will fund legal representation for users fired from their jobs for their 𝕏 activity.
- Included posts from communities in for you feed.
- Renamed notes feature to articles that will have no character limits.
- Added highlights tab to the profiles.
- Improved account analytics.
- Linda Yaccarino joined as new CEO.
- Elon Musk to continue working on product design & new technology.
- Launched early version of encrypted dms.
- Added an ability for community admins to spotlight their community in the profile.
- Reduced child sexual abuse material by around 95% since the acquisition.
- Introduced voice dms & tweets.
- Introduced highlights tab on profiles.
- 90% of the bot accounts are now deleted.
- Introduced an ability to upload long videos.
- Improved advertisement & brand safety.
- Updated the auto-reply to their press email to "we will get back to you soon"
- Introduced formatting for long form posts.
- Extended the community notes availability to more countries.
- Introduced individual reply to dms & custom emoji reactions.
- Started recruiting.
- Launched faster playback & mini player for videos.
- Added an ability to allow dms from subs only.
- Continued Ux/Ui improvements.
- Added list search feature to web.
- Reached 550 million+ total active users.
- Released subscriptions for creators.
- Open sourced the code for recommended tweets.
- Removed legacy checkmarks.
- Prioritized the verified accounts to fight spam & bots.
- Added air play button for videos on iOS
- Incorporated as X corp.
- Added an ability to fast forward/rewind videos on 𝕏.
- Became the most downloaded & #1 news app in multiple countries.
- Improved ad relevance.
- All time low hate speech levels.
- Removed child porn.
- Introduced rate limits to prevent data scraping.
- Added fast forward/ backward feature to videos.
- Launched subscriber only replies.
- Launched spaces on web.
- Added an ability to hide the blue checkmark.
- Reduced scam accounts.
- Most of top 100 advertisers have now returned to spending on ads.
- Released new features in the shortest time period in X's history.
- Improved engagements for advertisers.
- Exposed truth via Twitter files.
- Removed censorship.
- Restored free speech.
- Launched long form tweets.
- Introduced Multiple organization affiliate badges.
- Announced the discontinuity of Twitter circles feature.
- Improved post analytics.
- Community notes debunking propaganda & misstatements.
- Introduced verified badges for organizations.
- Tipping, Payments, ability to edit video clips within the app, new features for live streams, feature to gift X premium subscription, X video app for Smart TVs, Account status (ability to check if a user is shadow-banned and a reason for the same), Translation feature for videos, ability to rewind the live spaces, improved media tab on profiles, ability to sort posts and comments, semantic A.I. Search, ability to change price of subscriptions, global search for Jobs, similar posts, more x premium plans, live streaming via PS5/XBOX, Removal of Interaction counts from main timeline coming soon.
when your work history is very thin

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

gweege

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

microsoft edge ftw

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

morningdrew posted:

yet still not as good as AliExpress or Microsoft Edge



What sicko installs edge for their phone?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Hizawk posted:

What sicko installs edge for their phone?

im edging right now

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

nut loogie

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

bologna dome

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


im no longer edging

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Eat This Glob posted:

im no longer edging

lol

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Techno Mechanicus Musk

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Hizawk posted:

What sicko installs edge for their phone?

what, you don’t browse with AI?

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy

the milk machine posted:

Techno Mechanicus Musk

Heckno mechanic rear end

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

The best rebrandings always just redirect to the original site.

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
the only thing that really matters in the app store ratings wars is that x loses to microsoft teams

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

kik2dagroin posted:

the only thing that really matters in the app store ratings wars is that x loses to microsoft teams

They're not wrong.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
One of the bullet points is just renaming X blue to X premium

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

WrasslorMonkey posted:

- Rebranded as 𝕏.
- Launched the beta of audio/video calling.
- Improved the live streaming quality.
- Launched Ad revenue share program for the creators.
- Started paying the creators twice in a month.
- Paid ~$20 million dollars to creators.
- Creators have 10x since June.
- Time spent on Communities increased by 300%
- ~550 million monthly active users
- ~500 million posts everyday
- ~100 billion + impressions every day
- 1.5 million sign ups everyday (up 4% from last year)
- People are spending 14% more time on X
- Ninety percent of the top 100 advertisers have returned to X
- Video views 90% up as compared to last year.
- Introduced recruitment / jobs feature for verified organizations.
- Announced that full open source algorithm will go live soon.
- Reached a new all-time high of user-seconds.
- Improved ad experience
- Increased group chat size to 200 people.
- Launched 𝕏 Pro
- Announced the retirement of Circles feature.
- Lowered the eligibility threshold for ads revenue sharing from 15M to 5M
- Rolling out vertical video ads for brands.
- Rolled in pic-in-pic feature for videos on web.
- Improved communities experience
- Announced the removal of tweepcred system.
- Added live streams on the top bar of the feed.
- Improved live streaming & tested game streaming.
- Launched the immersive video player.
- Made the process of reporting a post easier.
- Launched job cards under recruitment feature for verified business organizations.
- Improved the UI by removing headings from the links
- Announced the ability of group calling on 𝕏
- Renamed 𝕏 Blue to 𝕏 Premium
- Announced the removal of block feature except for DMs.
- Major upgrades to videos and media.
- Announced that the company is close to break-even financially.
- Secured money transmission license in multiple states for 𝕏 payments.
- Introduced video downloads for verified users.
- Testing not a bot program in New Zealand and the Philippines to fight bots
- Added an ability to limit replies to verified users only
- Launched expanded bios on the web
- Made communities accessible in more countries
- Added ID verification on web.
- Added an ability to hide likes.
- Added a tab for verified followers on user profiles.
- Added an ability to accept dms from verified users only to prevent spam.
- Introduced dm support for the ad customers.
- Announced that 𝕏 will fund legal representation for users fired from their jobs for their 𝕏 activity.
- Included posts from communities in for you feed.
- Renamed notes feature to articles that will have no character limits.
- Added highlights tab to the profiles.
- Improved account analytics.
- Linda Yaccarino joined as new CEO.
- Elon Musk to continue working on product design & new technology.
- Launched early version of encrypted dms.
- Added an ability for community admins to spotlight their community in the profile.
- Reduced child sexual abuse material by around 95% since the acquisition.
- Introduced voice dms & tweets.
- Introduced highlights tab on profiles.
- 90% of the bot accounts are now deleted.
- Introduced an ability to upload long videos.
- Improved advertisement & brand safety.
- Updated the auto-reply to their press email to "we will get back to you soon"
- Introduced formatting for long form posts.
- Extended the community notes availability to more countries.
- Introduced individual reply to dms & custom emoji reactions.
- Started recruiting.
- Launched faster playback & mini player for videos.
- Added an ability to allow dms from subs only.
- Continued Ux/Ui improvements.
- Added list search feature to web.
- Reached 550 million+ total active users.
- Released subscriptions for creators.
- Open sourced the code for recommended tweets.
- Removed legacy checkmarks.
- Prioritized the verified accounts to fight spam & bots.
- Added air play button for videos on iOS
- Incorporated as X corp.
- Added an ability to fast forward/rewind videos on 𝕏.
- Became the most downloaded  news app in multiple countries.
- Improved ad relevance.
- All time low hate speech levels.
- Removed child porn.
- Introduced rate limits to prevent data scraping.
- Added fast forward/ backward feature to videos.
- Launched subscriber only replies.
- Launched spaces on web.
- Added an ability to hide the blue checkmark.
- Reduced scam accounts.
- Most of top 100 advertisers have now returned to spending on ads.
- Released new features in the shortest time period in X's history.
- Improved engagements for advertisers.
- Exposed truth via Twitter files.
- Removed censorship.
- Restored free speech.
- Launched long form tweets.
- Introduced Multiple organization affiliate badges.
- Announced the discontinuity of Twitter circles feature.
- Improved post analytics.
- Community notes debunking propaganda & misstatements.
- Introduced verified badges for organizations.
- Tipping, Payments, ability to edit video clips within the app, new features for live streams, feature to gift X premium subscription, X video app for Smart TVs, Account status (ability to check if a user is shadow-banned and a reason for the same), Translation feature for videos, ability to rewind the live spaces, improved media tab on profiles, ability to sort posts and comments, semantic A.I. Search, ability to change price of subscriptions, global search for Jobs, similar posts, more x premium plans, live streaming via PS5/XBOX, Removal of Interaction counts from main timeline coming soon.

lol

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Wow it is the everything app

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I'm not reading all that

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I’m sorry if you did tho

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Plank Walker posted:

lol there are two faces in the full pic but the embed thumbnail just focuses on cleavage. x ftw

the algorithm knows where to focus attention to maximise unregretted user seconds. good job, sir.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/video-shows-firefighters-battle-massive-flames-that-engulfed-miami-springs-home/3142899/
Tesla found in garage where massive Miami Springs house fire started
Officials said a dog that was in the garage at the home died

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/video-shows-firefighters-battle-massive-flames-that-engulfed-miami-springs-home/3142899/
Tesla found in garage where massive Miami Springs house fire started
Officials said a dog that was in the garage at the home died

yes hello this is dog


please send the fire department and hurry

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