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Animal-Mother posted:My work buddy told his doctor "Look, I'm testing negative now, but I still feel like absolute poo poo, I need some more time," and his doctor faked a positive and wrote him an official note that said "I order this man to stay home for X more days" and the boss was so loving mad, lol Heroes still exist.
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Oct 26, 2023 22:56
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Baddog posted:instead of poo poo-rear end ohio to eat ham in a snowdrift Lolll
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Oct 26, 2023 23:01
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Animal-Mother posted:Whenever people hit me with this particular one I just recite the current global probable death toll. Turns them into a sputtering mess. What is it at now?
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Oct 26, 2023 23:05
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Phlag posted:I'm sure it'll be grim, but it looks like they've only published earlier than December twice in the past 10 years: I screenshotted the wrong publication anyway, because what we've been kvetching about is the NVSS's Provisional Life Expectancy Estimates for X Year which have consistently been released in July/August for the trailing year and that rollup... just is no longer on the calendar
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Oct 26, 2023 23:23
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Shiroc posted:What is it at now? i've been saying 35 million and have no idea if it's correct, lmfao
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Oct 26, 2023 23:26
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Animal-Mother posted:Whenever people hit me with this particular one I just recite the current global probable death toll. Turns them into a sputtering mess. Those are vax deaths you fool. Also MSM lies about deaths. Also,
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Oct 26, 2023 23:29
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Animal-Mother posted:Whenever people hit me with this particular one I just recite the current global probable death toll. Turns them into a sputtering mess. I think back in April the estimate was somewhere around 21 million per the WHO chief. Basically about 7 million reported deaths and the likely expectation was that it was about three times that number in actuality. Edit: This was part of the very weird announcement that they were ending the global health emergency, because that announcement speech was basically, "We're doing this, but here's several reasons why we shouldn't be doing this." Also noted a 10% overall Long Covid risk per infection. bobtheconqueror has issued a correction as of 23:32 on Oct 26, 2023 |
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Oct 26, 2023 23:29
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silicone thrills posted:those north king county numbers really match with what im seeing - like 3 weeks ago. Ok, new page. I found a couple days I was missing between late and mid September when the methods and labs changed for King counties. I've added those in and tweaked the formula so it wouldn't smooth as much with the new data points. The image for King might not refresh right away if it's cached but it's been updated.
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Oct 26, 2023 23:30
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Animal-Mother posted:i've been saying 35 million and have no idea if it's correct, lmfao if everyone can believe they're correct about washing their hands you can be correct about covid killing tens of millions of people (because it has)
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Oct 26, 2023 23:36
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Wife has it too now, quarantine clock reset, stuck in the swamp until at least Wednesday now. At least it didn't happen the night before the flight.
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Oct 26, 2023 23:56
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Animal-Mother posted:My work buddy told his doctor "Look, I'm testing negative now, but I still feel like absolute poo poo, I need some more time," and his doctor faked a positive and wrote him an official note that said "I order this man to stay home for X more days" and the boss was so loving mad, lol Man that Doctor deserves a beer.
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Oct 27, 2023 00:00
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Gunshow Poophole posted:"I've had it three/four/five times now and I'm fine. what's the problem?" I know more than one person who says this despite being obviously hosed up after COVID. Like a guy who ended up in the hospital and had Bell's palsy right after getting COVID and had hosed up motor issues for months. He's still open biden because for him, there is no future worth living without eating indoors five nights a week and going to Disneyland, and that means rationalizing that COVID didn't put him in the ER.
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Oct 27, 2023 00:12
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Gunshow Poophole posted:I screenshotted the wrong publication anyway, because what we've been kvetching about is the NVSS's Provisional Life Expectancy Estimates for X Year which have consistently been released in July/August for the trailing year lol what the hell, it's actually gone from the release schedule. how bad were those numbers looking, god drat.
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Oct 27, 2023 00:27
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RandomBlue posted:Wife has it too now, quarantine clock reset, stuck in the swamp until at least Wednesday now. At least it didn't happen the night before the flight. No one cares, you know. You can just Go Home.
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Oct 27, 2023 00:37
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My co-worker is trying to find the moth juice and Kaiser doesn't have it- where to I tell him to look for it? The vaccines.gov site is only showing him Phizer. Also what is it properly called again?
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Oct 27, 2023 00:45
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Strep Vote posted:No one cares, you know. You can just Go Home. Apparently our travel insurance does, also I do but not much anymore, there are probably several people with COVID on any given flight. Makes sense that travel insurance doesn't want you giving COVID to other travelers they might be insuring.
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Oct 27, 2023 00:46
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:My co-worker is trying to find the moth juice and Kaiser doesn't have it- where to I tell him to look for it? The vaccines.gov site is only showing him Phizer. Also what is it properly called again? unfortunately Kaiser as far as I’m aware wants people getting the vaccine in their facilities and not in external pharmacies. you can find it at say CostCo but whether it’ll be covered by insurance is a different ball of wax https://www.kqed.org/news/11960630/free-new-covid-vaccine-near-me-2023#kaisernewcovidvaccine
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Oct 27, 2023 00:53
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:My co-worker is trying to find the moth juice and Kaiser doesn't have it- where to I tell him to look for it? The vaccines.gov site is only showing him Phizer. Also what is it properly called again? Novavax? I've seen some folks say it's a bit easier to find at Costcos, I think from earlier in the thread.
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Oct 27, 2023 00:53
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I've got an appointment at costco saturday morning to get my novavax and flu shot, super hype
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Oct 27, 2023 00:54
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:(..) They never got the trade name (Nuvaxovid) through in the US, so it is just the Novavax vaccine, Novavax (2023-2024) or I suppose "Novavax COVID-19 vaccine, adjuvanted (2023-2024 formula)" if you want to be technical about it.
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Oct 27, 2023 01:12
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Shear Modulus posted:I've got an appointment at costco saturday morning to get my novavax and flu shot, super hype Shear Mothjuice 
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Oct 27, 2023 01:17
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Pingui posted:Reminds me of your AV: Mothman juice
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Oct 27, 2023 01:20
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RandomBlue posted:Apparently our travel insurance does, also I do but not much anymore, there are probably several people with COVID on any given flight. ok, if you're getting insurance to foot the bill, that's rad, carry on
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Oct 27, 2023 01:35
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Shear Modulus posted:I've got an appointment at costco saturday morning to get my novavax and flu shot, super hype
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Oct 27, 2023 01:45
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10^6 arbitrary units WITH REFILL
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Oct 27, 2023 02:14
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Pingui posted:Shear Mothjuice drat that moth is loving ripped
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Oct 27, 2023 02:24
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Australia weekly update: welcome to the new wave. Covid hospitalizations have been slowly increasing these last few weeks but just started surging: Twitter link to source Hospitalizations are a lagging indicator so the wave probably kicked off a week or two ago but testing/reporting has been nerfed so hard it's impossible to tell. Oh well.  But on top of that: https://twitter.com/dbRaevn/status/1717696575840129118 OH WELL
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Oct 27, 2023 02:56
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:drat that moth is loving ripped It's ripped but also thicc  There's even a facebook page dedicated to that statue's booty
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Oct 27, 2023 03:01
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's ripped but also thicc we joke about licking doorknobs but this is going a bit far
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Oct 27, 2023 03:07
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Shiroc posted:we joke about licking doorknobs but this is going a bit far Reported for mothass kinkshaming
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Oct 27, 2023 03:08
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you never go rear end to moth
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Oct 27, 2023 03:24
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Tighclops posted:you never go rear end to moth
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Oct 27, 2023 03:26
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Tighclops posted:you never go rear end to moth
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Oct 27, 2023 03:27
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Tighclops posted:you never go rear end to moth
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Oct 27, 2023 03:29
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Tighclops posted:you never go rear end to moth
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Oct 27, 2023 03:33
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someone is m my office was trying to tell people vitamin c is the key and lmao https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2023-10-25/statin-could-fight-severe-covid-but-vitamin-c-does-not-study
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Oct 27, 2023 03:34
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Does anyone have the link to that site that estimated the half-life in various environmental conditions based on temp., humidity, and uv?
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Oct 27, 2023 04:36
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So one of my coworkers likes to poo poo on people about masks and jokes that he doesn't know what covid is. "What's a COVID?", he says behind a smug smile when you mention the pandemic. He's currently at home sick as a dog and coughing up a lung, from the sound of it. Covid be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zs15HhlAYs
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Oct 27, 2023 04:57
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Zantie posted:Does anyone have the link to that site that estimated the half-life in various environmental conditions based on temp., humidity, and uv? this is for surfaces this is aerosols Oracle has issued a correction as of 05:03 on Oct 27, 2023 |
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Oct 27, 2023 05:00
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Yes! Thank you  https://www.dhs.gov/science-and-technology/sars-airborne-calculator switched it from surface to airbone, same site
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Oct 27, 2023 05:03
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