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MA-Horus posted:If you got a problem with Canada geese you got a problem with me Funny as poo poo skit, A++ reference. I also enjoyed something my wife showed me in one of her books. It was a modern-magic setting and one of the characters is talking to the devil. The topic of Canada comes up and the devil gets all excited about the deal he made with the country way back when. The reason they're so polite is he agreed to a ritual to take their anger, impoliteness, and negative energy, then concentrate all of it in their geese so it's away from the people.
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Orneryologists risk life and limb to understand the cobraduck, I can't think of more noble calling.
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Alex Jones: Check out my self-media and the  therein
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Outrail posted:Orneryologists risk life and limb to understand the cobraduck, I can't think of more noble calling. I spent way too long trying to decipher the Latin / Greek in that first word before it clicked, well done.
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Cantorsdust posted:Someone find the stymie version I've only seen these  
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Over/under of Jones paying the Sandy Hook parents? Is he just doing shell games with his money to avoid it?
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I was listening to a podcast and one of the comedian hosts was telling a story that they just worked a gig being a coach at Jay Leno's and Adam Carolla's stand up comedy camp (neither of them were actually there), and one of the comic wannabes who paid $6k to be there asked "why can't i say the n word?" when performing, and it turned out to be Norm Pattis.
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dokmo posted:I was listening to a podcast and one of the comedian hosts was telling a story that they just worked a gig being a coach at Jay Leno's and Adam Carolla's stand up comedy camp (neither of them were actually there), and one of the comic wannabes who paid $6k to be there asked "why can't i say the n word?" when performing, and it turned out to be Norm Pattis. I am personally shocked that cancel culture is alive and well at the adam corolla comedy jam What happened to our brave free speech warriors
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dokmo posted:I was listening to a podcast and one of the comedian hosts was telling a story that they just worked a gig being a coach at Jay Leno's and Adam Carolla's stand up comedy camp (neither of them were actually there), and one of the comic wannabes who paid $6k to be there asked "why can't i say the n word?" when performing, and it turned out to be Norm Pattis. Could've gotten a refund if only he had had his Woke Insurance.
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dr_rat posted:No racism is eating bird touched food. i always believe pamphlets, especially if theyre trifold
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redshirt posted:Over/under of Jones paying the Sandy Hook parents? The Sandy Hook parents will absolutely get most of his money (he owes them like 10x his entire net worth), eventually. He's tried doing shell games with his money to hide it, but bankruptcy courts are absolutely wise to that poo poo and are working to untangle his finances and track down the cash he's tried to squirrel away.
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Do the victims get paid in installments as money is found, or does all of the money have to be accounted for before anything is paid out?
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Dirk the Average posted:Do the victims get paid in installments as money is found, or does all of the money have to be accounted for before anything is paid out? Some very large lump sums at the start then once the good stuff has been sold off they'll get smaller payments every time Jones gets enough money to drag his head above water. Courts are slow and they take some time to do their due diligence but ultimately the courts have decided against Alex Jones having money. Right now they're also letting him basically use up every appeal and "one weird trick" he can think of so he doesn't get off with an appeal later.
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Alkydere posted:ultimately the courts have decided against Alex Jones having money
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He can have the money, he cannot keep the money.
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dokmo posted:I was listening to a podcast and one of the comedian hosts was telling a story that they just worked a gig being a coach at Jay Leno's and Adam Carolla's stand up comedy camp (neither of them were actually there), and one of the comic wannabes who paid $6k to be there asked "why can't i say the n word?" when performing, and it turned out to be Norm Pattis. Grift horse rules
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redshirt posted:Over/under of Jones paying the Sandy Hook parents? 4/2 I'm gonna take the over
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I believe Alex Jones to be a bad man, who looks silly when he yells his untrue hateful things on his internet show with his stupid red face.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I believe Alex Jones to be a bad man, who looks silly when he yells his untrue hateful things on his internet show with his stupid red face. Impossible. The free market wouldn't allow such a thing.
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majour333 posted:Grift horse rules Don’t look a grift horse, or Alex Jones, in the mouth.
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Randalor posted:Ask anyone in Canada, you don't gently caress with a Canadian Goose. I am someone in Canada and have multiple times relocated activities to avoid conflict with geese.
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Canadian Geese are friendly to me 
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definitely a normal person and NOT a goose posted:Canadian Geese are friendly to me Great, they’re buying accounts now 
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Azuth0667 posted:Canadian Geese are friendly to me I just exude a sense of dominance and they get out of my way. Confidence!
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Azuth0667 posted:Canadian Geese are
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You ever seen Canada geese flying over a forest fire? That's because they're flapping water onto the fire from their wings And I suggest you let that one marinate
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dokmo posted:I was listening to a podcast and one of the comedian hosts was telling a story that they just worked a gig being a coach at Jay Leno's and Adam Carolla's stand up comedy camp (neither of them were actually there), and one of the comic wannabes who paid $6k to be there asked "why can't i say the n word?" when performing, and it turned out to be Norm Pattis. Can you kindly point me in the direction of this podcast episode? I need to hear this.
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Chicken Butt posted:Can you kindly point me in the direction of this podcast episode? I need to hear this. Episode 222 of Grifthorse.
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dokmo posted:Episode 222 of Grifthorse. You rule!
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I found a Hollywood Reporter article that covers the same event, but is much kinder to the participants … but then again, it was written by a participant. There is some choice Norm cringe in there, though, e.g.: “some of the most beautiful women in the class offered to buy me drinks.”
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Right wing standup comedy just does NOT work. It's just a cringefest. All punching down and angry. That's why there are exactly zero current famous right wing standup comics.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Right wing standup comedy just does NOT work. Rogan, Gutfield!
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Frank Frank posted:Rogan, Gutfield! Exactly.
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The Babylon bee (sometimes) and Clint Eastwood are the only two entities right of center who produce anything worth a drat.
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Everything I've seen from the Babylon Bee is low hanging fruit non-joke trash. Just observational...... observations. No actual jokes. No setup and punchline. All the right wing comedians are like the old classic "What's the deal with airline food?" But it's "What's the deal with black people leeching off of all of us? Am I right? lol"
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Pennywise the Frown posted:That's why there are exactly zero current famous right wing standup comics.
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Jim Breuer, Adam Carolla, Bill Maher, basically their routine is "weed and porn are cool, but don't do any of that gay poo poo around me." I think there was supposed to be an implied tense relationship there : there are several people who were famous comedians who are now right wing, but there are no right wingers who are now famous comedians.
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Jim Breuer, Adam Carolla, Bill Maher, basically their routine is "weed and porn are cool, but don't do any of that gay poo poo around me." Right but uh... how are they doing? Not in a personal financial way, but rather who actually gives a poo poo about any of these people and do you even know anyone who watches them? I mean, Maher has been a washed up ex-liberal has-been for a decade, Breuer never was a "been" besides some dumb poo poo on SNL and Half-Baked, and Carolla hasn't been relevant since Loveline. Not really selling out stadiums or anything. Xiahou Dun posted:I think there was supposed to be an implied tense relationship there : there are several people who were famous comedians who are now right wing, but there are no right wingers who are now famous comedians. Yes. This. Precisely. The key word was "current."
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Right but uh... how are they doing? Not in a personal financial way, but rather who actually gives a poo poo about any of these people and do you even know anyone who watches them? Breuer is now a member of Steven Crowder’s Mug Club, along with Bryan Callen and Nick DiPaolo. Incidentally, I watched the NewsRadio episode again last month with Joe’s brothers who constantly fight. 2/3 of them are played by Callen and DiPaolo. Threw me off so much when I saw them after the Crowder thing.
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