shyduck posted:

when your work history is very thin

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/lindayaX/status/1717367338675167479

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/lindayaX/status/1717367338675167479

ben shapino posted:

yes hello this is dog


please send the fire department and hurry

Quotey posted:

has some journalist found out who the dog designer weirdo is

I just don’t understand the idea of that kind of guy. he can’t be making money off this

The Saddest Rhino posted:

He has posted pics of him meeting musk in the twitter building, dude is legit an insane fan boy

Quotey posted:

has some journalist found out who the dog designer weirdo is

I just don’t understand the idea of that kind of guy. he can’t be making money off this

Zeriel posted:

thathonkey posted:

lol expand the doge post

Rynn posted:

it’s the same as getting your repo’d vehicle off the tow truck. If you can get it away from the tow guy the repo magically goes away

Nenonen posted:

The union at Tesla's Swedish factories has gone to strike. Tesla has threatened to hire scabs, unsurprisingly.

Kernel Sanders posted:

there aren’t any Tesla factories in Sweden. they’re service mechanics

Nenonen posted:

The union at Tesla's Swedish factories has gone to strike. Tesla has threatened to hire scabs, unsurprisingly.

Nenonen posted:

ftw

Nitrousoxide posted:

He's having a company all-hands-on-deck at 7:30 pm eastern?

webcams for christ posted:

https://x.com/youranonnews/status/1717503791992315972

moist turtleneck posted:

God dammit he can't keep getting away with this

https://twitter.com/JUNlPERBOT/status/1717766317774619040?t=7DJ_g7jYI4MxO-_V_7agsg&s=19

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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Nitr0 posted:

Updated the auto-reply to their press email to "we will get back to you soon"

LOL

Nitr0 posted:

Updated the auto-reply to their press email to "we will get back to you soon"

LOL

moist turtleneck posted:

God dammit he can't keep getting away with this

https://twitter.com/JUNlPERBOT/status/1717766317774619040?t=7DJ_g7jYI4MxO-_V_7agsg&s=19

Toplowtech posted:

He wanted to call the cybertruck the Canyonero, didn't he? "Unexplained fires are a matter for the course!"

ReliableSand posted:

Elon Musk wants your “entire financial life” on X by 2024

ReliableSand posted:

Elon Musk wants your “entire financial life” on X by 2024

I fully support boer’s personal FTX-2 Electric Boogaloo, only the blue checks will probably end up defrauded.

Groovelord Neato posted:

a.lo posted:

Let's kill them

Nenonen posted:

my man that's literally what 'getting off the hook' means!

FuturePerfect VideoGames posted:

I'm descended from multiple khans, and yet they want me to stop roaming the steppes and laying waste to all who oppose me?