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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/gmanews/status/1717878564119625844?t=VW3pGk5EuX0nO69sDnRvvA&s=19

I'm posting this just to remind people that getting canceled for being pro-Palestine is not a given everywhere in the world.

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
aljazeera is claiming negotiations are accelerating

Sources for Al Jazeera: Negotiations are accelerating to agree on a ceasefire and complete an exchange deal between Hamas and Israel, mediated by Qatar.

https://x.com/ajarabic/status/1717885470481494192?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Al-Saqr posted:

https://x.com/emanabdelhadi/status/1717576181816434785?s=20

pretty incredible how the left rear end cheek of the great satan just told every american muslim voter to go gently caress themselves, I mean I learned that lesson from Obama but I'm not american democrat.

“Just remember sweetie voting for the other guy is worse for you”

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.
israel sucks rear end dudes. jizzrael.

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Nascardad posted:

Does anyone have that pic of Haim, the Down syndrome guy they forced in a uniform for a gross phot op? Nobody is gonna believe me without evidence.

https://x.com/InbarCohen13/status/1211433505806311426?s=20

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Cookie Cutter posted:

It's someone who will look at news about a farmers' uprising in Kerala and draw the conclusion "Wow this will really impact the SuccDems' chances to Gerrymander Next Semester's Gubernatorial Primary Caucus"


lol yup, that's exactly it. I was in the middle of typing up a shittier version of this. there are plenty of threads in cspam to talk about how this is factoring in to nate silver's polling predictions

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Red and Black posted:

Does anyone else find the distinction between a true "ground invasion" and these recent "ground incursions" a little dubious? Is Israel trying to salami tactic its way into a ground invasion without triggering the Hezbollah red line?

it's similar to the various failed ukraine endeavours. if something works, it's a successful attack, else it's a probing mission

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

hey mom its 420 posted:

puši kurac Gunthere

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

Luceid posted:

israel sucks rear end dudes. jizzrael.

where is jizzrael and how do I apply for citizenship there

double nine
Aug 8, 2013


love to stand up from my own dumbass clumsiness to aim an automatic rifle at the onlookers.
it's all in goofy fun righ

double nine has issued a correction as of 14:09 on Oct 27, 2023

ComradePeach
Sep 29, 2023

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mags posted:

it may surprise you to learn many religious people cherry pick what they like and ignore the rest like not wearing garments made of two kinds of cloth. kid I knew in college was from a background that didn’t eat pork but on trivia nights at the campus bar he’d order a pep and bacon pizza

The best argument against religion is religious people

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Al-Saqr posted:

https://x.com/emanabdelhadi/status/1717576181816434785?s=20

pretty incredible how the left rear end cheek of the great satan just told every american muslim voter to go gently caress themselves, I mean I learned that lesson from Obama but I'm not american democrat.

Honestly what 20 years of goodwill is she talking about?

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

I saw this circulating with the date cut off. Remember that there's enough vile poo poo being perpetrated at this moment without feeding embellishment, which ultimately just tarnishes the credibility against the crimes they're currently doing :o:

Again, the guy has probably served his tour or has been promoted out of harm's way (what if this is the guy they have doing FF's job?)

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Rip Testes posted:

Honestly what 20 years of goodwill is she talking about?

"we see you in my bomb sight"

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Clark Nova posted:

lol yup, that's exactly it. I was in the middle of typing up a shittier version of this. there are plenty of threads in cspam to talk about how this is factoring in to nate silver's polling predictions

Workshopping a tenuous connection between Nate "Cuck" Silver and Cuckbollah

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Karach posted:

"precision self-defense strikes"

when will the war against meaning end?

lot of anti-semantics in this thread

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

mags posted:

it may surprise you to learn many religious people cherry pick what they like and ignore the rest like not wearing garments made of two kinds of cloth. kid I knew in college was from a background that didn’t eat pork but on trivia nights at the campus bar he’d order a pep and bacon pizza

If you're just living in Yonkers or whatever working at a deli, sure. If you believe that you have a claim to the Holy Land, I expect you to put your money where your mouth is.

Would you respect someone who walked the Camino de Santiago but stopped to watch internet porn along the way or something?

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


genericnick has issued a correction as of 14:34 on Oct 27, 2023

Cookie Cutter
Nov 29, 2020

Is there something else that's bothering you Mr. President?

Honestly I for reals hope that Chaim had a great time in his Army Clothes and is now somewhere safe and warm or on his next adventure somewhere far away from this bullshit

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Frosted Flake posted:

If you're just living in Yonkers or whatever working at a deli, sure. If you believe that you have a claim to the Holy Land, I expect you to put your money where your mouth is.

Would you respect someone who walked the Camino de Santiago but stopped to watch internet porn along the way or something?

some of the stories the pilgrims tell in Canterbury Tales are pretty lewd

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Or like how the House of Savoy is laughed at in Italian courts when they petition for the restoration of the dignity of kingship, after collaborating with Mussolini, working for casinos, fathering children with prostitutes, having a brawl at the birthday of the Spanish Crown Prince and fatally shooting a new-age guru in a dubious hunting accident.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

Thanks. Poor kid :(

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

Frosted Flake posted:

If you're just living in Yonkers or whatever working at a deli, sure. If you believe that you have a claim to the Holy Land, I expect you to put your money where your mouth is.

Would you respect someone who walked the Camino de Santiago but stopped to watch internet porn along the way or something?

But that's the thing - secular Jewish Israelis don't believe in or care about having a divine right to the land, not at heart. Judaism is a culture to them, not a religion.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

gradenko_2000 posted:

different person. Asproigerosis is constantly bitching about how loving stupid everyone is at their hospital but they are at least as far as we know a real medical professional

they hate nurses because a nurse coworker turned down their advances lmfao

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Al-Saqr posted:

so far turkeys been the only regional country to actually do anything, they have cancelled ALL energy contracts and agreements with Israel including transportation, exploration and logistics

https://x.com/ajarabic/status/1717870005621264625?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

as usual, arab regimes have their thumb in their rear end

Erdogan can't be trusted. Every time something horrible happens to Muslims in the region, he gives a speech, acting as this great pan-islamic protector so he can look big and strong before his followers. But afterwards he sits down, shits his pants and proceeds to murder some Kurds while the world is looking the other way.

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Frosted Flake posted:



Would you respect someone who walked the Camino de Santiago but stopped to watch internet porn along the way or something?

Yes

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Dokapon Findom posted:

I saw this circulating with the date cut off. Remember that there's enough vile poo poo being perpetrated at this moment without feeding embellishment, which ultimately just tarnishes the credibility against the crimes they're currently doing :o:

Again, the guy has probably served his tour or has been promoted out of harm's way (what if this is the guy they have doing FF's job?)

Yeah he was promoted to head of Israeli Border Police on October 6th, so kind of a happy ending for him :)

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Hammerstein posted:

Erdogan can't be trusted. Every time something horrible happens to Muslims in the region, he gives a speech, acting as this great pan-islamic protector so he can look big and strong before his followers. But afterwards he sits down, shits his pants and proceeds to murder some Kurds while the world is looking the other way.

this is true but his turkish ice cream man routine is really funny

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Hammerstein posted:

Erdogan can't be trusted. Every time something horrible happens to Muslims in the region, he gives a speech, acting as this great pan-islamic protector so he can look big and strong before his followers. But afterwards he sits down, shits his pants and proceeds to murder some Kurds while the world is looking the other way.

I don’t want to venture too far into speculation but that’s the rub post 10/7, performative outrage won’t work as easily at placating popular rage at the crimes of Israel. this conflict highlights the effect of this system by putting victims and reporting on atrocities on page 1. governments in the region are scrambling to find that fine line between protecting business interests in the global trade network of American Empire and taking an aggressive stance towards Israel

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Sancho Banana posted:

"The tattoo artist who did my sleeve published pro Palestinian statements this week, so I decided to do something. I blacked it all out. His art has no place on me anymore. Am Israel Chai"

https://twitter.com/TalHarelTal/status/1717187024568942670?t=88NvGQxz7PXsd6lRxXhD1g&s=19

Good thing she didn't get face tattoos from the guy!

sarah silverman its time to bring back an old bit

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

mags posted:

I don’t want to venture too far into speculation but that’s the rub post 10/7, performative outrage won’t work as easily at placating popular rage at the crimes of Israel. this conflict highlights the effect of this system by putting victims and reporting on atrocities on page 1. governments in the region are scrambling to find that fine line between protecting business interests in the global trade network of American Empire and taking an aggressive stance towards Israel

by god is that BRI's music!?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Oglethorpe posted:

by god is that BRI's music!?

:china:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Weka posted:

More hamburger brains unable to conceptualize a different system. China's government runs China not business people.

what's your point? that it's good that china does business with israel? anyway you're wrong because the biggest exporters to israel are byd and geely, both of which are privately owned, not state run enterprises

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

it was probably an insertion for a special forces team because they haven’t fully given up on the idea that they’re going to shoot the hostages out of there.

I guess a heroic rescue mission could occupy a news cycle or two while Gaza starves.

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

Al-Saqr posted:

aljazeera is claiming negotiations are accelerating

Sources for Al Jazeera: Negotiations are accelerating to agree on a ceasefire and complete an exchange deal between Hamas and Israel, mediated by Qatar.

https://x.com/ajarabic/status/1717885470481494192?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

I could see a ceasefire happening just because Israel realizes what an utter disaster a ground invasion would be and is doing everything it can to avoid that scenario.

Such a scenario would be them accepting that they cannot defeat Hamas.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

i dont see a ceasefire really happening what guarantees are there it will hold beyond 2 seconds if it even happens which i dont see any reason why israel would do this

like beyond admitting they cant win against hamas which is a death blow entirely to the apartheid state

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Scarabrae posted:

lot of anti-semantics in this thread

ultimately this is a war between two semantic tribes

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

HallelujahLee posted:

i dont see a ceasefire really happening what guarantees are there it will hold beyond 2 seconds if it even happens which i dont see any reason why israel would do this

like beyond admitting they cant win against hamas which is a death blow entirely to the apartheid state

I agree, but that still could be a better alternative than a failed ground invasion, which would be the final death blow to any concept of the IDF being a respected military force.

The third option of course is that the current situation is maintained in perpetuity, which is not only unfathomably cruel and the worst case scenario, but also not sustainable for Israel since they are going to run out of air munitions long before they've flattened Gaza

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
ABC reported on an American official: ⁧‫#واشنطن‬⁩ asked Tel Aviv to allow it to deploy its forces before it launched a ground invasion in ⁧‫#غزة‬⁩ , but it is not convinced that there is a good plan for the operation in the sector.

https://x.com/ajarabic/status/1717893912675934466?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

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